Dear TGR Diary.......

**crstlextrm** · 12-17-2006, 11:35 PM

Ever have one of those days when shit just becomes a hell of a lot clearer? Well, today was one of those days when you realize what is really important in your life. I had my stupid heart broken for the third time by the same girl yesterday and I guess it took 3 times for me to realize that no matter what happens in life, the only person you can really depend on is yourself. I was pretty bitter last night but ya know what... its gonna take a hell of a lot more than one snowlerblading nob slobber to break my spirit. I wish you much fucking luck Shelby, fa real. And just for the goddamn record, skiblading is fucking retarded, even if you are stacked with D cups

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B-ham here I come. Its been a long time coming but the time is here. Time to ski sickety gnarl lines, back flip off of redonkulous cliff bands, leap off cornices, hike through beautiful awe inspiring valleys up to knife edged ridges and burly summits. Yes, the time is here where I am no longer Dan, because my alter ego Skier Dan has emerged from hibernation, ready to push the limits to a whole new level of awesomeness, oh yeah!!!

It is also time for me to say au revoir to many bad habits, holding on to the past being the foremost one. Its time I got my swagger back, from now on I am kicking ass and remembering names. Say goodbye to old Dan and the same old dumb mistakes that he made. As the great band 311 said, "Fuck the Bullshit, Its time to throw down!" Im in the prime of my life suckas, so y'all better make way because the only thing that can stop me is mother nature and her nasty avalanches. I dare anyone to try and break my spirit, Im fucking done with all the fake ass people that try and bring me down. Thats right, I have officially pulled my head out of my ass and the sunshine is fucking great!

Im puttin the world on notice, because this train is bound for glory. W0000000T W00000000000T!!!!!!!!!!

**AsheanMT** · 12-17-2006, 11:46 PM

you were dating a snowlerblader. tsk tsk. shame on you. You've been a very bad boy! Now go huck a cliff!

**pechelman** · 12-17-2006, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by crstlextrm

Thats right, I have officially pulled my head out of my ass and the sunshine is fucking great!

I bet the air smells better too.

Seriously though, good for you.

**snowsprite** · 12-18-2006, 08:38 AM

Epiphanies are great! I have had one too recently. Stay inspired...

Sprite

**flatNshallow** · 12-18-2006, 09:34 AM

The best revenge is living well... and it sounds like you are well on your way.

Now get out there and get some gnar. (snow or otherwise!

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BLOOD SWEAT STEEL · 12-18-2006, 10:39 AM

Pics of D-cups, please.

**Free Range Lobster** · 12-18-2006, 10:42 AM

See how easy that was?
Now go forth and shralp gnar.

(Yeah it always sucks at first, but at some point or another you will see that you're beating yourself up over nothing... well maybe pussy... but wtf ever, there's plenty more.)

**crstlextrm** · 12-19-2006, 09:35 PM

Originally Posted by AsheanMT

you were dating a snowlerblader. tsk tsk. shame on you. You've been a very bad boy! Now go huck a cliff!

I know I know, I cant believe my first real love was a friggen snowlerblader either. She asked me out when I was working the green valley chair last year and she was very pretty. I dare you to find any single male lifty on the face of the planet that would turn that down, snowlerblades or not. Its all good though, now I have an oppurtunity to find a cool skier chick or boarder chick (i dont discriminate) that will hopefully be down with me being a ski bum in the winter. Oh, BTW I hucked many a 10-20 foot drop today at baker. Life is gooooooooood.