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    Wheel of Destruction 12/10/06

    Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Wheel of Destruction. Our contestant today is Arty, a part-time casino bouncer from South Lake Tahoe, looking to upset reigning champion Kooky the Swede.

    Here comes Arty milking the pow turns into the drain. Arty spots the take off zone, aims for it …and he THROWS IT!

    Look at that beautiful beater over the rock face. Ouch. I’d hate to be those rocks. It doesn't look like he's ever gonna stop today!



    I like this kid, I like his savvy, I like his spunk. I think we’ll see him again on wheel of destruction!

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    ouchasaurus wreck!
    Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

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    I've got five bucks sez that Vicious pw3n2 Arty in next week's go-round:




    otherwise, good work ARTY!
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skier666 View Post
    OMG, are his skis OK?
    Considerig this was his 3rd beater in 2 runs they held up surprisingly well !

    Here's something to get you drooling: Waterfall looking very Oops & Poops-like.






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    Oh shit!!! Hahhahaahahahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Whoa, what you gotta say?? Whoa, girls turn 18 every day!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by skier666 View Post
    OMG, are his skis OK?
    Well...one of 'em is, the other one we'll find out about next July.

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    Thumbs up

    No! He found it! After we all left and stopped heckling...he showed up one run later with the missing ski!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy View Post
    With a knee drop like that, I think you're skiing the wrong kind of bindings....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces View Post
    No! He found it! After we all left and stopped heckling...he showed up one run later with the missing ski!
    Wow, can't believe he managed to find it without all of our guidance and moral support!

    Arty is one dedicated mofo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by alpinedad View Post
    With a knee drop like that, I think you're skiing the wrong kind of bindings....
    ROTFLMAO! That photo is sweet. That should be an avitar.

    Punani - your comedy has been sorely missed. I haven't been this stoked for next weeks episode since This Show Socks 1.0.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy View Post


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    the back of my head is itchy!!

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    What do you mean heckling doesn't make the ski appear for the crash victum?

    I think we need to have this play out all season then have a Superbowl Wheel of Destruction at the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powstash View Post
    ROTFLMAO! That photo is sweet. That should be an avitar.


    http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5...runcopyvp0.jpg

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    It's a good thing those images are blocked at work...
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    This thread rules. Arty, there's a lot of season left man...

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    Talking

    Now over to our next segment....

    Arty, if you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?

    Oh, and I know about those grinding ski search sessions.
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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    Quote Originally Posted by runethechamp View Post
    Now over to our next segment....

    Arty, if you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?

    Oh, and I know about those grinding ski search sessions.

    we laughed at you as we lapped your lost Schmidt ski ass under Oops...
    then we met you and you were welcomed into the flock and we laughed at you some more!

    I'd be a pit bull because they're bred to kill and I'm a breeder to kill!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hop View Post
    we laughed at you as we lapped your lost Schmidt ski ass under Oops...
    then we met you and you were welcomed into the flock and we laughed at you some more!
    I remember that day well, every lap we would get to the chair and someone would say "was that guy STILL there?
    "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tomorrow"

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    I'm still laughing after reading this thread twice...nice work SuPu. Funny shit for sure.


    Arty- do you need a hug little buddy?
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    Hmmm. I see why I passed on that excursion into the drain.
    I hooked up with Arty for a post drain run. He was still in good spirits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kush1 View Post
    I remember that day well, every lap we would get to the chair and someone would say "was that guy STILL there?
    But I found the ski!
    You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.

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    Ok, I just got home and was able to see this.

    Quote Originally Posted by runethechamp View Post
    Arty, if you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?
    Oh this is easy, a gorilla.

    Quote Originally Posted by girlski0912 View Post
    Arty- do you need a hug little buddy?
    Gorillas have been know to hug people to death.

    Quote Originally Posted by Particle View Post
    This thread rules. Arty, there's a lot of season left man...
    True, but it's all about levels. Frankly I was disappointed in the lack of high level achievement by the crew. Someone had to step it up. So I went for the next level. And well, sometimes your feet are just too big and you trip on the step. But hey, at least my head fell on the next level...or maybe it was that rock...no...that was my ass that bounced off the rock...
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50 View Post

    True, but it's all about levels. Frankly I was disappointed in the lack of high level achievement by the crew. Someone had to step it up. So I went for the next level. And well, sometimes your feet are just too big and you trip on the step. But hey, at least my head fell on the next level...or maybe it was that rock...no...that was my ass that bounced off the rock...
    Well...Arty, I think this whole debacle could have been avoided had you heeded the "Experts Only" sign heading into Lower Monte...
    (look at the size of that huck that's about to happen...)


    And, since you decided to miss out on the epic one inch on Saturday, you missed out on my sicky sick log jib...that my friend, is stepping it up...
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    Arty,

    Don'ch you worry bro; all the Utards got your back since Poon stopped coming her after he starfished his name sake line in bad news ..... do miss poons sweet humour though
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