Met an interesting woman. Lube? Mood music?
Met an interesting woman. Lube? Mood music?
how about sand and death metal???
but to throw her off, pull a mr rogers and change into smart comfortable shoes and nice indoor sweater before you start.
I advise you to learn the difference between advise and advice.
I've never dated a girl loose enough to fist, but I'm pretty sure that with enough lube anything is possible.
pm rontele
1. Don't use treble hooks
2. It should smell like freshly caught bluegill
3. Check for clear eyes.
The Germans have got fisting down to a science.
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Benny's ad-vise about how to appeal a restraining order? thread is surely imminent?
Salmon Benny, it's all about the Salmon.Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Cross-posting from the "How About This Heat?" thread:
http://exnba.com/wp-content/uploads/...the-Finger.jpg
Whoosh. Congratulations--even Benny made you look stoopid.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
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Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Just hope she doesn't have man hands
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...epwo1_1280.jpg
Or maybe you hope she does
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Originally Posted by frorider
????????? Was just going with it, Pubes in Teeth. I imagine that's your Native American name.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Benny going all Last Tango in Paris. You'd think the guy has had enough butthurt for one lifetime.
Ha. Thank you, Marlon and Last Tango. Not only did my college girlfriend seen to enjoy that movie, walking out, she said, I'd like to try that. Loved that girl.
Whatever happens, make sure you play this.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_3...%3DX_DVS_303kQ
Really? You should stay away from those interesting women. Otherwise, tell her to take it slow and have a safe word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
I came here to learn about fishing. Whoops!
Pretty sure Sophie and her friend in the Fistmas thread are Hungarian and/or Czech.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
Lube?
It's all about ball bearings these days
Sent from one of those fancy cellular telephones
Well, Gordon here has a few tricks. Might work for fisting as well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU#at=30
Wow, can't believe I'm gonna get the pole position on this one...
Der Poopenhausen...
:yourock::fm:Crap
Trim your fingernails closely, then file them to make sure there are no sharp edges
Silicone lube > all others
Use lots of lube
Go slow. Knuckles are the widest part
If you wouldn't fuck her without a condom, don't fist her without gloves
Don't poke the cervix, that shit hurts
You are all assuming it is her about to get fisted?
STFU, bend over and take it like a man
I'm sure she'll tell you to relax, Benny, just relax....
Hey, you know, bottle of wine, a dozen roses, nice candlelit dinner, maybe a long walk on the beach under moonlight. You never know.
Whatever you do, don't wear a watch.
How you gonna know when it's time to stop?Quote:
Originally Posted by vt_ski
im laughing uncontrollably, people are starting to stare. It's comments like this that keep me coming back.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Mods, can we please finally have a Fisting subforum.
And please post pics of the classy lady... Took til post #33. Jesus...TGR has really jumped the fist.
i thought this was going to be about fishing
If someone loses a Rolex, it will be.
and I thought this was about fist fights ???
wot is this fisting you speak of ...
Yo Benny,
You may want to invest in a rain mac in case your lady squirts while this fisting is occurring, things can get kinda messy, just sayin..........
Just watch the wine bottle doesn't break mid action.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
I'm sure that Amazon can assist.
http://www.amazon.com/Hand-Bush-Fine...aginal+fisting
And remember to use the correct temperature range lube, if it's not up to performing in cold temps you may as well use climbing skin glue. If... on the other hand you actually have a live girl than just use a regular brand.
@Scarpa, do you think Benny could puncture an inflatable when he fists it?
My money says "no"
i heard op had dainty hands anyway so what's the problem? cows can't tell the difference.
Hey Spook, pull the udder one........real cow or blow up?
My kiwi friend has an inflatable sheep, says it was the best investment he ever made....MINUTES of enjoyment!!