The Gaper Spirit Animal

UPDATE: PAGE 89 (POST# 2204) HAS THE AMAZING COMING OUT OF HIS MASTER. STRAIGHT WITH A KICKASS CONTEST AND AN AMAZING CHARITY WORTH ALL OUR ATTENTION.


Alright, had to start this in it's own thread. It's too golden.

**IF ANYONE THINKS THIS THREAD WILL JEOPARDIZE THE TRACKING OF THIS GUY PM ME AND I'LL TAKE IT DOWN**
I wouldn't want to make him go into hiding and have to do some Squatching to find him.
We gotta see how many resorts we can find him at. My eyes are peeled.

This all started here at Post #3539 and goes until Post #3655 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...eekend/page142

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Originally Posted by Housed

not a jibber skier kid, but probably still an asswipe:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd77/s-dub78/1.jpg
Who apparently needs help clicking in:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd77/s-dub78/2.jpg

Where do you need a harness at the bird? But he does look like the best skier on the mountain. The rear-facing GoPro offers unprecedented opportunities for mocking, I love it!

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Originally Posted by biff chalupa

So this story has come full circle. Here's a pic of the dude "training for Alaska" at the Morgan Stanley gym in NYC. That's right, he brings his entire getup to work so he can climb the stairmaster with it. I'm surprised I don't see any go pros. Total douche, and too funny how I made the connection. Needless to say, no one takes this guy seriously.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net...61565072_n.jpg

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Originally Posted by DaHeel

Asswipe goes to Beaver Creek. Took this in front of the BC Chop House on Sunday.

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/...el/photo-8.jpg

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FKNA!
full gear on the NYC treadmill



saw a dual gopro setup a few weeks ago and mocked him publicly

did not have the climbing harness, however

I would be flabbergasted if he is not a lurker/inactive user here or on Gapic.

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Originally Posted by rideit

I would be flabbergasted if he is not a lurker/inactive user here or on Gapic.

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Even better. Let's hear that spirit roar.

As I mentioned in the other thread, I suggest that the GSA be tracked with baited cameras--like they use near here to photograph the wolverine. The question is, what to use for bait.

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Originally Posted by old goat

The question is, what to use for bait.

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Too easy-
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._1766834_n.jpg

He's been tracked at...

Snowbird, UT
NYC Gym
Beaver Creek, CO
And it's been said he roams Alaska

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the GSA on Mt. Hood.

This is just too good. I'd love to make a gaper day GSA costume but I can't afford it.

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Originally Posted by SgtSkidmark

I'll keep my eyes peeled for the GSA on Mt. Hood.

This is just too good. I'd love to make a gaper day GSA costume but I can't afford it.

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That made me laugh. This whole thread (and the ones before it) are ridiculous!

gold pure gold!

The double go pro is core.

He's actually got THREE POV cameras. 2 gopros AND a Countour HD!!!

FKNA

No wonder this place is going down hill and a lot of people stopping posting stoke. You guys are turning into a bunch of bullies.
Sure they guy is OTT but he doesn't deserve stalking and more ridicule.
It's like that picture of the poor kid who's fallen with powder cords on his snowblades....makes me cringe when I see how you fucking idiots gloat over it. That's somebodies kid you fucking moran bitches!
I ain't no saint but you fuckers go too far in trying to stalk this guy.
We just lost some amazing skiers up here in WA and maybe we're all feeling a bit emotional at the moment but I bet not one of the ones' we lost would think stalking and further ridiculing this guy is funny or what the ski tribe should be about.

Fucking morans the lot of you.

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Originally Posted by Scotsman50

No wonder this place is going down hill and a lot of people stopping posting stoke. You guys are turning into a bunch of bullies.
Sure they guy is OTT but he doesn't deserve stalking and more ridicule.
It's like that picture of the poor kid who's fallen with powder cords on his snowblades....makes me cringe when I see how you fucking idiots gloat over it. That's somebodies kid you fucking moran bitches!
I ain't no saint but you fuckers go too far in trying to stalk this guy.
We just lost some amazing skiers up here in WA and maybe we're all feeling a bit emotional at the moment but I bet not one of the ones' we lost would think stalking and further ridiculing this guy is funny or what the ski tribe should be about.

Fucking morans the lot of you.

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Gaper Spirit Animal Roar!

Pm Rontele. He is in charge of the ski tribe. In the meantime check the loafers, I bet its Old Larry.

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Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Gaper Spirit Animal Roar!

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I was going to say, Scotsman50 just outed himself as the Gaper Spirit Animal. How's the "training for Alaska" going?

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Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Gaper Spirit Animal Roar!

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Feeling overwhelmed by Blurred again MTM......?

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Originally Posted by Scotsman50

No wonder this place is going down hill and a lot of people stopping posting stoke. You guys are turning into a bunch of bullies.
Sure they guy is OTT but he doesn't deserve stalking and more ridicule.
It's like that picture of the poor kid who's fallen with powder cords on his snowblades....makes me cringe when I see how you fucking idiots gloat over it. That's somebodies kid you fucking moran bitches!
I ain't no saint but you fuckers go too far in trying to stalk this guy.
We just lost some amazing skiers up here in WA and maybe we're all feeling a bit emotional at the moment but I bet not one of the ones' we lost would think stalking and further ridiculing this guy is funny or what the ski tribe should be about.

Fucking morans the lot of you.

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Uhhh. Chill the fuck out dude. No ones saying to stalk the guy, I said to keep an eye out for him. He brings it upon himself. And with what you mentioned about losing people, which has nothing to do with this BTW, maybe what we all need is a good laugh.

Not to mention, what do you think McConkey was making light of with Saucer Boy? Basically this guy and the I'm so core attitude.

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Originally Posted by Scotsman50

No wonder this place is going down hill and a lot of people stopping posting stoke. You guys are turning into a bunch of bullies.
Sure they guy is OTT but he doesn't deserve stalking and more ridicule.
It's like that picture of the poor kid who's fallen with powder cords on his snowblades....makes me cringe when I see how you fucking idiots gloat over it. That's somebodies kid you fucking moran bitches!
I ain't no saint but you fuckers go too far in trying to stalk this guy.
We just lost some amazing skiers up here in WA and maybe we're all feeling a bit emotional at the moment but I bet not one of the ones' we lost would think stalking and further ridiculing this guy is funny or what the ski tribe should be about.

Fucking morans the lot of you.

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Are you joking?

tgr has gone soft. this is back to the roots.

Whoever sees him next should check the din on his dukes.

Shhhh.... he is a mythical beast but is frightened easily. A good method of capturing such beast is by luring it with freshly charged Go pro batteries. Never fails.

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Originally Posted by Scotsman50

Feeling overwhelmed by Blurred again MTM......?

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Blurred is somebodies kid you fucking moran bitch!

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Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Blurred is somebodies kid you fucking moran bitch!

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FTW.......

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Originally Posted by single

Are you joking?

tgr has gone soft. this is back to the roots.

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Maybe you're right......I have no problem with making fun of his picture...but stalking the guy seems to far to me. As I said , we're all feeling a bit emotional up here and are full of love for our fellow skiers at the moment no matter what they look like......I'm sure it will pass and we'll get back to our usual cynical sarcastic selves.
you're still all moran bitches though, especially MTM who gets overwhelmed by Blurred's magnificence every now and then and goes all whiney emo.

i dont know if this thread is a good idea, the GSA could frighten easily if he gets wind of a prominent thread dedicated specifically to him. Perhaps it is better to keep it slightly quieter until we are able to further study his habits, possibly even implanting him with a tracker tag for 24/7 monitoring.

I definitely saw him at squaw earlier this season. I remember wondering why he had multiple gopro's and a harness on while skiing down mountain run.


A slightly more serious note on the harness, maybe he has epilepsy? I know people that have epilepsy and will clip into the chair via harness to make sure they doesn't call off the chair lift.

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Originally Posted by soups818

Alright, had to start this in it's own thread. It's too golden.

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Ohh so sorry TGR is so cool that someone can't use every avenue available to them to try and and have fun skiing. Who gives a shit if he has oriange pants is constantly training for something you will never do. He is doing it for the love of the sport. If anything, now we know that it you who is the BEATER and mostly likely insecure. I don't know about you but I would like to know if you really have any game at all. And the troll isn't funny at all, just stupid, like most of your other posts.

I'm going to call trolling on this guy given the exercise bike picture with skis on. There is no way that is real. If he's trolling, this is more hilarious.

Scotsman you are off a bit on this one. All good though. So a little birdie told a little birdie who told me that this guy is a total prick in real life. An ego so large that he would not get why people would even ridicule him. Let this thread make it to the tgr Wall of fame.

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Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

Blurred is somebodies kid you fucking moran bitch!

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Holy fuck I'm getting some funny looks right now! WINNING right here!

This thread is amusing. Clearly this guy is not a SKIER though. He might attempt to ski occasionally but you can tell even just from the way he's standing in the pics that he'll never get it. NTTAWWT.

I have yet to spot him in person at Snowbird.

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Originally Posted by philth

An ego so large that he would not get why people would even ridicule him.

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Sound like most of us cunts here on TGR!

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Originally Posted by Scotsman50

Sound like most of us cunts here on TGR!

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I'll give you that one scots. Zing!

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I wonder if he is carrying a screwdriver now?

[QUOTE]Ohh so sorry TGR is so cool that someone can't useS every avenue available to them to try and and have fun skiing. Who gives a shit if he has oriange pants is constantly training for something you will never do. He is doing it for the love of the sport. If anything, now we know that it you who is the BEATER and mostly likely insecure. I don't know about you but I would like to know if you really have any game at all. And the troll isn't funny at all, just stupid, like most of your other posts.[\QUOTE]

Are you kidding us? A harness at the Bird and BEAVER CREEK?

Bump for bacon

He will come sniffin'

nuthin' burps like bacon

[QUOTE=philth;3558963]

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Ohh so sorry TGR is so cool that someone can't useS every avenue available to them to try and and have fun skiing. Who gives a shit if he has oriange pants is constantly training for something you will never do. He is doing it for the love of the sport. If anything, now we know that it you who is the BEATER and mostly likely insecure. I don't know about you but I would like to know if you really have any game at all. And the troll isn't funny at all, just stupid, like most of your other posts.[\QUOTE]

Are you kidding us? A harness at the Bird and BEAVER CREEK?

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uh....http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...TST-with-Dukes

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Originally Posted by dos bolsas

Ohh so sorry TGR is so cool that someone can't use every avenue available to them to try and and have fun skiing. Who gives a shit if he has oriange pants is constantly training for something you will never do. He is doing it for the love of the sport. If anything, now we know that it you who is the BEATER and mostly likely insecure. I don't know about you but I would like to know if you really have any game at all. And the troll isn't funny at all, just stupid, like most of your other posts.

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PAGING JONG SLAUGHTER, PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESYJONG TELEPHONE

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Originally Posted by Crampedon

PAGING JONG SLAUGHTER, PLEASE PICK UP THE WHITE COURTESYJONG TELEPHONE

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Yessss.........
fish in a barrel.

The e-stalking is douchey and normally, I'd agree with scotsman, but the guy came off as a dick IRL when someone here tried to help him.

And whoever said orange pants... way to miss the point. EDIT: oh you were trolling... nevermind.

10 pages by the weekend.

[QUOTE=philth;3558963]

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Ohh so sorry TGR is so cool that someone can't useS every avenue available to them to try and and have fun skiing. Who gives a shit if he has oriange pants is constantly training for something you will never do. He is doing it for the love of the sport. If anything, now we know that it you who is the BEATER and mostly likely insecure. I don't know about you but I would like to know if you really have any game at all. And the troll isn't funny at all, just stupid, like most of your other posts.[\QUOTE]

Are you kidding us? A harness at the Bird and BEAVER CREEK?

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Maybe he's trying out skiing with it on since he'll have to wear one on an upcoming trip to a glacier in AK that he's saved his whole life for !
You don't know what his circumstances are you fucking moran cuntish bitch! Although I admit the two gopros are funny.

I'm hearing you Scots but the problem is that I know that this guy can afford to buy the company that makes his harness... And his skis ... Just for fun.

That's 2 gopro's AND a contour gps cam!