I once got an erection that lasted for more than 4 hrs after eating some mahi mahi.
I once got an erection that lasted for more than 4 hrs after eating some mahi mahi.
^that's god damn fantastic
Piscus-induced priapism is nothing to laugh about.Quote:
Originally Posted by kim jong un
Eat more coke salmon and that problem should take care of itself.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
^ I got it, I laft!
The one on top is being very selfish. Why isn't muff diving like her generous friend?Quote:
Originally Posted by scottyb
wish I could step in and rectify the situation :biggrin:
More meth, preferablyQuote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
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"For erections lasting more than four hours, call your physician..."Quote:
Originally Posted by kim jong un
I never understood this disclaimer in those hard-on commercials. What's your doc gonna do, come over and give you a BJ while sticking his/her finger up your ass?
Of course, if this is indeed the case, I'll be selecting my future personal physician very, very carefully.
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I think the doctors show you pictures of Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton. I opted to tuck it and go about my business.
Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers. Margret Thatcher naked on a cold day!
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...3bf6f14f1b.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by satori
I can't be the only one who sees it...
When did all us dentists become proctologists? Some things should just not be seen.
Hey, common ground with North Korea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Svengali
Looks like my ex wifeQuote:
Originally Posted by satori
Figures you'd recognize the butthole.Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronWright
Is that all you see?Quote:
Originally Posted by NW_SKIER
That reminds me. It's taco Tuesday. Mmmmmm
All of a sudden I have a craving for vongole
Ha, I was just getting my old frankenclamps out to clean up and mount on my Pluto specific skis.
Yea, it really does.Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronWright
Yep, that looks like ole Ratchet Ass.