That seems kind of, uh, general...
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That seems kind of, uh, general...
yeah i can't tell you how shocked i was to find that a bunch of 10 year olds don't know who tiger woods is.
Google’s latest news aggregator format.
Too many similar articles, takes forever to wade through.
They were probably Irish drunks passed out in the gutters that day. Coulda been my relatives as we came from Ireland to Boston at roughly that time.Quote:
Originally Posted by smartyiak
Yeah it’s bizarrely stupid. Well it’s not like they can afford good employees or anything.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Imagine if it was, and that was the end of your line. A family ended by a cliche. “The O’Muted’s were a fine lot, descended by kings! Until that fateful day that they ran their last race, against molasses. In January.”Quote:
Originally Posted by muted
the paper toilet seat covers that rip into useless pieces no matter how slowly you try to pull them out.
Just hover.... it’s good for your quads.
i often do as the first rule of public bathrooms is do not touch anything.
Is that true? Wish I knew that driving through this afternoon with some dude holding up a line of traffic and a double line.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
Your kitchen has more harmful germs.Quote:
Originally Posted by wyeaster
Pffft, they are married. Any woman will tell you no more head once your married. :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by PB
And honestly, who the fuck leaves the house before finishing that business? Train your colon to evacuate after 1 cup of coffee. Fucking rookies.Quote:
Originally Posted by wyeaster
Truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
All I have to do is hit the go button on my coffee grinder and Colonel Colon knows what's up.
He may be an asshole, but at least he's well trained.
i normally do but this was after eating some questionable panda express at the airport right before they closed. i was fine and then boom!Quote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
So you're saying you haven't had a blowjob in like 40 years?Quote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
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Originally Posted by liv2ski
Fuck that.... I take it to work with me. Nothing like getting paid to take a shit in the morning. It smells like.... Victory!
Is life even worth living at that point?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rideski
People that think Ski areas magically open on a specific date
A good one from start to finish? Nope. But my friends and a few guys here tell me she gives great head, to which I reply, ya, but she isn't married to you :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rideski
ftwQuote:
Originally Posted by m2711c
That would make a fine plaque in the city of Boston. title it 'Death By Molasses'Quote:
Originally Posted by Mustonen
Lesson for all future Boston drunks: try to find a park bench or something off the ground before passing out.
https://media.tenor.com/images/cb237...8d73/tenor.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by liv2ski
Too much sharing, imho.
Way to beat a funny remark to death.
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