The dog shit on the dining room rug and my wife vacuumed it into the new vacuum cleaner we just bought last week.
I just really hate shit. It's disgusting stuff and everything about it annoys me.
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The dog shit on the dining room rug and my wife vacuumed it into the new vacuum cleaner we just bought last week.
I just really hate shit. It's disgusting stuff and everything about it annoys me.
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That deserves a place in the Jesus h Christ thread
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Oh man, that's bad. That vacuum's done wrecked now. Take it back to the store for an exchange. "Umm, this vacuum cleaner smells like poo for some reason. I have no idea why."Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Large calves make it difficult to fit the sheep’s back legs in the boots too. Or so I’m told.Quote:
Originally Posted by BCMtnHound
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It's a $500 Miele so I'm gonna have to try cleaning it. I'll start by buying a new wand and hose and go from there. She hands me the vacuum and tells me she's gonna puke. I'm like, "Perhaps I'll take a piss in the corner and we'll tell everyone we just had a hell of a party in here."Quote:
Originally Posted by AustinFromSA
Did she *purposely* try to vacuum up the dog shit? Or was this an accident?Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Shoot the dog.
It was an accident. She didn't see it.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
Decorating tip for pet owners: A highly patterned area rug similar to this one does not show dog shit well. That could be a plus or minus depending on the situation.
https://rugsandmore.com/wp-content/u...-Rug_35209.jpg
Shoot my kid. He was supposed to take him out. I fear the fellow held it as long as he could.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
Your wife doesn’t have any passive aggressive tendencies right?
LMAO, yes, and probably close their eyes underwater.Quote:
Originally Posted by WWCD
Are you suggesting she did this on purpose because I got her a vacuum as a gift?Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
That's very good news.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
"But, honey, It's a Miele. Isn't it nice?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
I just gave me sister shit for this. Her husband posted a video on Instagram of her jumping into the water in Jamaica and she plugged her nose. There was no way I was going to let that go by.Quote:
Originally Posted by WWCD
Quote:
Originally Posted by JongDoe
“I can’t swim!”
what about when you're cannonballing your friends at the pool? I feel the nose plug is obligatory then
I bet it really tied the room together.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Will it be a casual or formal event? Is the location West or East of Kodiak? Don't make the faux pas of strolling into a Sitka potlatch wearing them Adak style.Quote:
Originally Posted by snoqpass
Now imagine a Roomba and said pile of dog shit. Now imagine that in a thin schmeer all over your house. You got off easy! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
https://www.snotr.com/video/10646/Th...hen_I_saw_this
thank you :DQuote:
Originally Posted by riser3
I've heard of these roomba horror stories. a real shitastropheQuote:
Originally Posted by gregorys
I’m in the lower 48, nothing too formalQuote:
Originally Posted by Grizz
Not really. A nose plug is never acceptable, unless you're one of those free divers that dive down 100' + without scuba gear. Now that is some amazing stuff.Quote:
Originally Posted by b-bear
Or a hard core synchronized swimmer.
Hubba Hubba.
i guess you are right. it would also impede the ability to grab your lower legs, which produces the best splashesQuote:
Originally Posted by JongDoe