Agree about the ear bud!
But you should have tagged him for a few minutes to see if he could turn those things, ankles touching!
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I cooked at the Ocean house, now LF Co., for these two columbian gangsters that owned it in the early 80's Willi K played happy hour every day when he was like 20. Good fun.
Be in Breck tues/wens. then back to Vail.
In St.Thomas, people would ask us of you could see Florida! (1000 miles)
Huge Gaper
Breck, Imperial Express
Texas Gaper 1: where did all these moguls come from...they weren't here yesterday! This sucks!!
Texas Gaper 2: They're made by machines right? Why would they ruin the slope like that.
Me: Flabergasted...
Sorry no quotes to add, but all these are hilarious!
I saw a guy yesterday walking down the street wearing his ski boot liners while his shells were still clicked into the skis over his shoulders!
At Snowbasin Saturday with 8 plus inches of fresh while riding the lift:
Gaper (from New York or Jersey, which ever, a useless place): Why don't they have a run dedicated to good moguls? I mean this is such a waste of a good mountain.
Me: I don't live in Utah to ski moguls.
Gaper: Then why are you here?
Me: To fly on deep untracked snow.
Gaper: Is that really more enjoyable than moguls?
Me: Ha....... yeah.
Gaper: Well can I go ski with you and see?
Me: Uh no...... I don't want you to goatfuck my run and the hidden stashes. (quick exit off the lift and skied off into the trees to ditch the Jersey Shore wannabe)
^^^ You the man !! :rolleyes2
Guy with his two kids under 10 years old on the quad at Jay today, approx 45 minutes after they ended a wind hold:
"Is it going to be windy at the top?"
"Yeah, its pretty windy up there, they said about 50mph plus we are going right into it."
"Oh shit, is there any way to get off this lift before it gets windy?"
I felt bad for his kids, I gave each of them a mitten to cover their face with, as they had their entire chin and cheeks showing. All I could think the whole time was, kid if you drop my mitten.
I have no idea what the wife is wearing, but she looks super comfortable. Before the guy gets on the lift he shouts, "This is how we dress for skiing in Oklahoma!" He then proceeds to hug the lift op. Yes, those are chaps.
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I didnt think people actually wore that. I need a head of an animal to wear like that lady
Tons of good shit this weekend.
I overheard a guy in the lift line explaining that he couldn't stick the landing on his "first real huck of the year" "because patrol had bombed it."
Following by buddy asking him if he thought it "more or less than 15 feet."
Didn't hear the answer, but the guy did follow up by saying that he "used to ski stuff like that all the time at Vail."
Thanks for the "asshole quote of the weekend" award/nomination. I'll take pride in that one. :cool: :)
I think that you'd of done the same thing after sitting on the chair for 10 minutes with this guy; total Jersey shore D-bag that couldn't shut up and would have been a liability to even be around. But I never said I was always sugar and spice to tourists.
:fm:
Not a quote, but I did see a woman at Copper on Friday with a 2xl Redskins Starter Jacket on (the puffy kind) down to her knees with a giant TGR sticker on her helmet. Had to be fake. Didn't have a camera unfortunately, but it looked fucking hilarious.