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Reality television show featuring the Whistler Village apres ski scene and Lindsey Dyer
http://unofficialnetworks.com/2015/0...about-whistler
^^That's one ugly chair.
There's a chair in that picture?
Woman who burned boyfriend's penis with hair straighteners as punishment for cheating gets suspended jail sentence
A woman who reportedly burned her boyfriend’s penis with hair straighteners as an agreed punishment for cheating on her has received a suspended jail sentence.
Bronwyn Joy Parker, 22, from Mount Baker, Australia, pleaded guilty to giving her boyfriend's genitalia third degree burns, NT News reported.
District Court Judge Paul Muscat said: “His penis will be scarred for life and he will suffer from a number of issues, including the proper function of his penis, not to mention the cosmetic and psychological problems associated with the scarring to such a sensitive site.”
He added that Parker’s crime was one of the “most unusual” he had ever encountered.
Parker had applied the hair straighteners for only a few seconds, telling police she thought it would feel like sunburn.
She said: “To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn’t look too bad. It just looked like a cooked piece of meat.”
The victim suffered third degree burns to each side of the shaft of his penis requiring treatment in the Burns Unit of the Royal Adelaide Hospital.
The court heard that the pair met over Facebook and had a tumultuous relationship.
“You regularly abused him, including physically, if you suspected, or, if he admitted to being unfaithful to you,” said Judge Muscat.
“You were particularly jealous of his association with his ex-girlfriend.”
The troubled relationship reached a stage where the couple agreed that if the victim did ever cheat on her, he would let her burn his testicles with the hair straighteners....
Wait. Agreed? What? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Somebody should do a search online for how many times "There's a ____ in that picture?" joke has been done.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
100,000+?
Wow, Lindsey did not take long to jump the shark. What a shame.
I didn't want to be the one to say that but........ Hopefully she got paid a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by philth
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Originally Posted by Deebased
Wait, what? I think i missed something.Quote:
Originally Posted by philth
Hate to say it 'cause I like the gal personally, but yeah.Quote:
Originally Posted by philth
Lynsey Dyer in that horrible looking Whistler reality show.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
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Originally Posted by scottyb
Was very tempted to include the GIF.Quote:
Originally Posted by scottyb
What gif? Sounds interesting. Please include it here for the rest of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
Just go back a page. You can't miss this shit.
Thx4not, wuz going for the ironing.Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270
here is a rabbit hole furr ya
http://anal-lesbians.tumblr.com/
Note; if you backtrack aways you will find pics of Tom Bradys ball warmer.
i really don't get the whole cosplay thing
but i'm totally down w/ tacos
http://gaspull.geeksaresexytech.netd...5/07/taco2.jpg
Let's just leave it at this: CrapCrapCrapCrapCrapCrapCrapCrapCrapCrapCrapCrapCr apCrapCrapCrapCrap :eek::nonono2:Quote:
Originally Posted by guroo270