The Gaper Spirit Animal

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Originally Posted by Jaded Loc

Must be the GSA's mom.

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http://www.superrobotmayhem.com/imag...to-nbc_684.jpg

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Originally Posted by Jaded Loc

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When the GSA drinks beer and he doesn't always drink beer but when he does he prefers the Banquet Beer. He also drinks in his helmet with his goggles on and while I can't be sure, it looks like he has his avalung in his mouth, it's called being ready A holes.
Fight Like Hell.

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OMG, didn't notice at first, but the Holy Shovel is missing. Or is it not required in Battle Mode?

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Originally Posted by Turnipking

Having trained for and skied Alaska, what lies next for the GSA? Who else will he grace with his presence? Is it time for him to leave the continent and explore regions unknown? Will Europe shine next with his glory? South America? Nepal?

I believe

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Dost ye think the craggy bounds of earth, no matter how much gnar, can EVER be enough for the GSA????

Nay....NAY !!!!

First the moon...

Then Mars.....

and then

The STARS !!! The STARS !!!!!!


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I like this guy's style...

-He drinks Coors
-He skis in Alaska, Whistler, and LCC
-He has lots of money (not that I care about money that much but see previous bullet point)

He might take a couple demerits for the gopros and harness but it seems like other than that, he has it fuckin' figured out. Go GSA!

^^^ exactly.

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I believe the true nature of the GSA toe pointing on his right foot has been revealed in this photo. it is pointing towards the nearest chopper. When both feet are flat there is not a chopper within his range of flight.......

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Originally Posted by rideit

I hope he takes up DH riding.
The Pass?
Diablo?
Burro?
Whistler?

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I will keep an eye out at Diablo this summer (although it is now Mountain Creek Bike Park) as this will be his local stop.

By the way, is anyone making up "fight like hell" or "battle mode" t shirts because I definitely need some.

Not the highest quality but all my work computer has is ms paintAttachment 113563

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Originally Posted by chatton18

Not the highest quality but all my work computer has is ms paintAttachment 113563

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Well done!!!! I can envision a whole line of apparel rivaling the "Life is Good" line.

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Originally Posted by Turnipking

Having trained for and skied Alaska, what lies next for the GSA? Who else will he grace with his presence? Is it time for him to leave the continent and explore regions unknown? Will Europe shine next with his glory? South America? Nepal?

I believe

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K2.....He's gonna rip the shit out of K2. I'll bet he shreds that piece switch, all the way to the road!!!!!

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Originally Posted by bones get broke

K2.....He's gonna rip the shit out of K2. I'll bet he shreds that piece switch, all the way to the road!!!!!

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Wonder if he pole-whacks?

doesn't everyone?

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Originally Posted by oftpiste

doesn't everyone?

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Perhaps, however we are talking about the GSA here.
Ramifications and meaning could be mind bending.

48 seasons, 53 pages in 4 hours, all 63 read, over 1550 days skiing in the last 20 years, I'm not worthy. I believe.
For Alaska we train.

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Originally Posted by TNKen

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i honestly don't get the whole megan fox thing. i'd be baffled if i cared more.

She DOES have that Linda Carter thing going on, just anorexic and bitchy insead.


oops, I mean, fight like hell!

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Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

She DOES have that Linda Carter thing going on, just anorexic and bitchy insead.


oops, I mean, fight like hell!

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And not nearly as beautiful a face.

FAST (swoosh)

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Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual

Wonder if he pole-whacks?

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Pole whacking, for the GSA, is redundant. Cornices part at his mighty command and spectators far below will be drawn by his luminous glow. Pole Whacking would just confuse everyone.

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Originally Posted by spook

i honestly don't get the whole megan fox thing. i'd be baffled if i cared more.

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At least they were smart enough to hide her thumbs in that ad.

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Originally Posted by bones get broke

K2.....He's gonna rip the shit out of K2. I'll bet he shreds that piece switch, all the way to the road!!!!!

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you know it!!

which would be sweet because the road is pretty far away from K2.

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Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover

Well done!!!! I can envision a whole line of apparel rivaling the "Life is Good" line.

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"battle mode" will now always be on my lips before dropping an awesome line as a prayer of thanks to the GSA.

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Originally Posted by bones get broke

Pole whacking, for the GSA, is redundant. Cornices part at his mighty command and spectators far below will be drawn by his luminous glow. Pole Whacking would just confuse everyone.

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Um, not to blaspheme or anything but...... I don't think that's the kind of pole whacking we were referring to.....

All I know is that I am going to fight like hell to get first tracks at Alpental Thursday

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Originally Posted by Turnipking

"battle mode" will now always be on my lips before dropping an awesome line as a prayer of thanks to the GSA.

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So will "BATTLE MODE!!!" replace the time tested "LEROY JENKINS!" or, GSA forbid, "I'm gonna rip the shit out of this!"?

For those who wonder about the significance of "the stance" I refer you to the wise words of Morihei Ueshiba, who once said, "A good stance and posture reflects a proper state of mind." These words were also the quote of the day on the Bloomberg terminal, a system our Morgan Stanley employed GSA would be very familiar with. Keep training my friends, keep training.