Outside the Tasty Freeze,
Diane's sitting on Jackie's lap,
Got his hand between her knees.
Oh no.
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Outside the Tasty Freeze,
Diane's sitting on Jackie's lap,
Got his hand between her knees.
Oh no.
Happy talk by Captain Sensible (retch...barf...)
The Crazy Frog (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH cuisse de grenouille!!!!)
Save your love Renee and Renata (fuckin' fat greasy fucks)
Mr Blobby (kill Noel Edmunds)
No limits (some Dutch gits, the name escapes me) "No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limits..." Lyrically complex.
Just remembered. They were called 2 unlimited. Repetition unlimited, more like.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
2unlimited is the name of the band. They were actually quite prolific and were churning out dance hits like crazy in the early 90s.
edit: you got it
How could I forget this gem?
"Say you, say me; say it for always
That’s the way it should be
Say you, say me; say it together
Naturally"
from Lionel Ritchie
Another candidate for Worst Song is that absolutely pathetic song by the Crash Test Dummies, "Mmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm". Damn that song pisses me off it is so terrible!!!!!!!! Yeah, that my candidate for worst song. The Crash Test Dummies.
I hope you guys are ready
Thomas Dolby, Herbie Hancock, Howard Jones, and Stevie Wonder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVUUCdZA_EI
Despite everyone’s valient efforts, I still think "UB40 - Red, red wine" is the worst one.
That James Blunt song from last year is a close second, though. That whimpering voice is so annoying.
Oh dear God.Quote:
Originally Posted by ski-smurf
I just heard (a few seconds of) "Your Lying Eyes" (or is it "those" lying eyes? whatever), by the Eagles. That's pretty high on the list.
blech. And throw all Eagles songs into the fire with it - especially Witchy Woman. But the worst is that Meatloaf song, Paradise by the Dashboard Light.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
No, no! I must disagree...that's a solidly unoffensive song in my book. Do I long to hear it? No. But it doesn't make me want to die. And that's always a big plus in my book!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lok
Sprite
This is one that people might chime in and be like "Oh, that's a great song!" It's one that a lot of people like. Maybe they can relate to it?Quote:
Originally Posted by yogachik
I have issues with Wonderful Tonight as well. Again, a huge crowd pleaser. So I'm forced to hear it at every dance, wedding, party. :rolleyes:
I hate this song specifically because I think it sets up expectations that girlfriends should drive their drunk boyfriends home and put them to bed after parties. Uh, okay. So this caused me some difficulty, in that it made me have to drink much harder and faster at gatherings in order to firmly shatter said expectations for the boyfriend. Still, I generally rose to the occasion!
:D
Sprite
Ping Pang.
Dear god that song is wretched.
A lot of people have shitty, shitty taste in music.Quote:
Originally Posted by snowsprite
Damn...I could have a lot of fun with this one at a place like Whisky Creek in Mammoth as I troll around telling every cougar, "It's official. Did you hear about the music survey and The Eagles? Top five worst songs ever. Yep."
You know, "Take it Easy" was decent and it was all downhill after that.Quote:
Originally Posted by yogachik
I can't believe someone would pick "Red Red Wine," but there's no accounting for taste :)
... and MC Hawking.Quote:
Originally Posted by ski-smurf
finally someone else that worked that out!Quote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
dont get me started on U2 tho :cussing:
Santa Baby
"artist" unknown
worst. song. ever.
thats on my one of my parents christmas CDs that the play non-stop over the season. If i hear it i get up and change it.Quote:
Originally Posted by adam
Anything by Aqua
Don't Phunk With My Heart, My Humps- Black Eyed Peas (after I take care of them:FIREdevil )
Mr Roboto- Styx
Final Countdown- Europe?
I'm Blue- Eiffel65 -I'm confused how this one has not come up yet
Any of that German new wave garbage
Whip It!- Devo
Most of the new country stuff- Stupid teenage punks and buying into their shitty annoying fads and we all have to suffer...
Only a couple more and you could have the 250 songs that would go on some kid's 80GB Ipod!!
The Macarena - Los del Rio
I can't believe someone has not mentioned it yet. May be someone did and I overlooked it with all the other train wrecks people have mentioned.
Honorable mention
Playing with the queen of hearts - Juice Newton
Transformer Man, Neil Young
He tried to go techno..
I agree 100%, but will also throw in Kanye West's Gold Digger.Quote:
Originally Posted by A-wreck
anything by Alanis Morissette.