Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

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Originally Posted by AirheadD8

After reading this my Quote is not a gaper quote now ? Trail should have been closed ?
Maybe it's a staffing thing ? Putting signs up vs have someone actually see if a trail is safe ?

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I don’t know, it’s a fine line. Again, there’s plenty of stuff you can die on at any given time. Patrol usually has a good handle on it.

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Originally Posted by babybear

I agree that the ice here in the west has never touched the eastern equivalent of iciness (that doesn't look like the correct spelling to me but i'm told it is)
but I would also probably exclude Washington/PNW from my above generalization. they get rain like VT does


little before that. '97-'00

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Agreed. I mean there has certainly been “snow” in the Rockies that I can’t get an edge into, but I remember as a kid skiing in NY and seeing grass through the clearish ice.

Exceptional. Gives new meaning to hockey stop.

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Originally Posted by total_immortal

It's pretty normal where I ski that they post a sign when there are slid-for-life conditions. If you have ever experienced a slide-for-life you won't really think it's gaper at all that there is a warning, shit's scary.

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One of my favorite signs (the bottom right one). First saw it in 1992 and it's at the top of Nordkette, an awesome little hill above Innsbruck. The local I was skiing with suggested they put that up after a Japanese tourist fell at the top in a slippery suit and did not have a positive outcome.

When I was there you really did want to ski it after lunch when things had softened up, though I did manage a lap while it was spicey.
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lotta verbotens at that place.

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Originally Posted by garyfromterrace

One of my favorite signs (the bottom right one). First saw it in 1992 and it's at the top of Nordkette, an awesome little hill above Innsbruck. The local I was skiing with suggested they put that up after a Japanese tourist fell at the top in a slippery suit and did not have a positive outcome.

When I was there you really did want to ski it after lunch when things had softened up, though I did manage a lap while it was spicey.
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70% slope???

Wtf

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Eh. My bad. Percent versus degrees.

Carry on.

PS. Why is 45 degrees 100 percent?

Same mistake the WP made the other day when they described the Olympic DH course's steepest section as 70 degrees. Maybe Core Shot writes for the Post?

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Eh. My bad. Percent versus degrees.

Carry on.

PS. Why is 45 degrees 100 percent?

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The slope percentage is the calculation of rise/run * 100. When the slope is 45 deg the rise and run are equal.

Because 45 degrees is exactly one foot out for every foot down. So it's equal aka 100%

Core Shot’s intellect in display


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Eh

Call me an ignorant slut. I can take it.

But I’m surprised that a ski area would use percent instead of degrees.

So 50% slopes rarely avalanche

Got it

What evs

For a warning sign that’s Fucked up.
Seventy “percent” slope is child’s play. Even if it’s all ice.

Re: People struggling inbounds on A/T gear, locked out toes, no packs, etc. As in it doesn't look like they are going on a tour.

I'm tempted to start asking these types if they are headed out for a tour.

PS. What percent is a 50 degree ski slope?

Oh. It’s 120 percent.

I slayed that 120 gnar

^seems like a gaper quote :fmicon:

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Originally Posted by hawkgt

I was asked by a young couple on the chair yesterday how moguls were formed, I thought it was some smart ass comment until I looked at them and sure enough, legit question. I left them dumbfounded when I said we all formed them (pointing to my buddies on the chair).

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My wife patrolling this weekend got a complaint about this: "Why did they make the moguls so bike?"

"Besides Vail, I ski a week at some other North American resort every year. The Vail experience is still far and away the best there is. Not perfect, but what is? Quit complaining and start appreciating the best there is."

https://www.vaildaily.com/opinion/le...-vail-resorts/

Had my most entertaining lift ride of the season today. Guy was talking to us and he was like "your gloves tell me you are hardcore (kincos of course). Like they say fuck you, I don't care." To be fair, he wasn't wrong.

Got paired up w a guy in head to toe homemade fleece cow print outfit, including cow print jester hat. All 20 years old w skis and poles painted to match. Conversation with the guy went to about how one would expect, story of how his kids were embarrassed, 20 yrs ago, but some friends told them his dad was cool… totally believable story there too.


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Originally Posted by old goat

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underappreciated post.

Referring to a mogul-strewn, lift served inbounds area at Mt Bohemia: “it’s all backcountry over there”

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Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy

Referring to a mogul-strewn, lift served inbounds area at Mt Bohemia: “it’s all backcountry over there”

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I thought the whole UP was considered backcountry.

Driving in a snow storm taking selfies.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...440e0949cf.jpg