Nuh uhh, no fookin' way am I watching bug boogers.
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Nuh uhh, no fookin' way am I watching bug boogers.
Xpost from Bobby’s carfax thread as I’m still just kind of bewildered by this little trip. I can see how Wild Things was set in south Florida now, except I didn’t get the Neve Campbell/Denise Richards threesome treatment and instead got to see the intersection of the incredibly affluent and uneducated swamp rats.
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Sounds awesome! For the full experience, are you flying Spirit airlines?
The warm embrace of Delta Comfort + ushered us to this Jurassic Park.
How's the measles outbreak going? Sounds like FL has regressed back to the 1950's.
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Originally Posted by bodywhomper
A CATALYTIC CONVERTER, 2 BIKES, AND A HANDFUL OF COPPER PIPES:
RACE AGAINST TIME
Compete head to head in a race that lets you live a day in the life of a Florida man headline
nitro
Nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by bodywhomper
Winter 87-88 I lived in Bradenton Beach. Lots of Florida Man antics all around. I worked with a Mullet Guy. Probably the most impressive one I've ever seen.
He's aged, hasn't he?Quote:
Originally Posted by bodywhomper
Missed opportunity to do that the right way.Quote:
Originally Posted by bodywhomper
Looks like a Spartan Race for BW3s regulars.
If it doesn’t involve a Social Security fraud challenge, ingesting unknown white powders, holding up a liquor store, and wrestling a gator, I have no interest.
You raise some valid points.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Oh, and that should probably be fucking a live gator. Wrestling a gator is a little too pedestrian for Florida Man.
https://www.wcax.com/2024/02/20/marr...=organicclicks
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Is she a teacher? If she is this could be next level.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
So, the obvious question is why would my local VT station run this FL story?Quote:
Originally Posted by Harry
No murders in Burlington?
Untrue.Quote:
Originally Posted by MyNameIsAugustWest
Florida man steals locomotive and takes if for a joyride
https://www.wesh.com/article/train-s...s-say/28287134
JFC.
I don’t expect this one will stay in Florida.
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https://x.com/car0linehaskins/status...sR_NcRK2VkCfkg
Saw an article about this guy last week but it didn't mention location. No surprise, it's Florida man. Guy eats undercooked bacon for years, then infects his brain with tapeworm cysts through poor sanitation.
https://www.sciencealert.com/florida...tant-headaches
Where ma kids at?
-kids-wander-off-
This is just Thursday and honestly a bit silly anywhere else but Daytona has to be strict due to it's yahoo past.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel
Florida man comments on other Florida manQuote:
Originally Posted by mud
The kids are 5 and 7 and found unsupervised at a pool. That's how kids that age end up dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by mud