Tell me if I am being really stupid here....

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night. I called her and she didn't pick up. One of my buddied said it was a go, and I was hammered and agreed.


I'm fucking retarded.

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Smooth move, are you still in high school?

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night.

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Umm, you got it backwards. You're supposed to get HER hammered on tequila...

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Originally Posted by Lonnie

Umm, you got it backwards. You're supposed to get HER hammered on tequila...

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Heh, that what you think, rookie.

It's actually a much more advanced move to get YOURSELF wasted and then get taken advantage of. Try it sometime - it's tough to pull off, but when done right, the results can be spectacular!

;) :D

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Originally Posted by Chris Knight

Try it sometime - it's tough to pull off, but when done right, the results can be spectacular!

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I'm not sure my wife would let me try it! :fm:

See Lonnie, the best part is that she doesn't have a choice, because YOU'RE the one getting wasted!
Brilliant, huh?

All you have to do is get her increasingly interested in a little horizontal mambo while simultaneously getting yourself increasingly wasted without actually going so far as to black out and be totally useless.

Like I said, it's a tough move. I'm still working on it.

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Originally Posted by Chris Knight

See Lonnie, the best part is that she doesn't have a choice, because YOU'RE the one getting wasted!
Brilliant, huh?

All you have to do is get her increasingly interested in a little horizontal mambo while simultaneously getting yourself increasingly wasted without actually going so far as to black out and be totally useless.

Like I said, it's a tough move. I'm still working on it.

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I have a feeling I'd be sleeping on the couch.... :D

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Originally Posted by Chris Knight

Heh, that what you think, rookie.

It's actually a much more advanced move to get YOURSELF wasted and then get taken advantage of. Try it sometime - it's tough to pull off, but when done right, the results can be spectacular!

;) :D

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Damn straight! Here's how I did it once.

I had an allergic reaction to nuts in an Indian Restaurant on a first date. After she got me back to her place from the hospital, my date told me to lie down and...

well, to hear the rest of the story you'd have to buy a subscription to Penthouse Letters. :FIREdevil

BTW, I do not recommend eating something you are allergic to as a reliable method for getting laid. :nonono2:

What I've found is the best technique is to keep calling her leaving messages every 30 minutes or so until she either answers or you get a restraining order. Either way you'll have your answer if she's interested or not.

Vibes and good luck!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

anymore insight from the wisdom of the maggots?


I know for sure that I am gonna talk to her at the next appropriate time, but any more insight is always a good thing.

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I like how the advice is completely one sided, yet you still keep asking for support. Just make your move. You mentioned this guy is not even a good friend, so the it sounds like you reservations are more personal than social. Unless your plan is not to make a move, then be totally upfront with your intentions. I'd mention you were trying to be the nice guy up until now, but now that things are mostly on the table you want to move this along to the next step, or simply move along.

[smooth jazz rusty]"So look Charity, I've been holding back out of respect for my pal and for the importance of commitment in a relationship, but I just can't lie to myself any more. I can't stop thinking about you. Every time you get close to me I lose my breath and my pants get really tight. Honestly, it's everything I can do not to to tear that catholic school girl outfit off of you with my teeth right now. So, starting right after I strip you down, bend you over, and lick until we find the center of the Tootsie Pop, I've either got to stop seeing you, or we can get in my hot tub and you can ride me like the stallion that I am."[/smooth jazz rusty]

Nice hev, nice.

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Originally Posted by Cliff Huckable

I chose likwid's post to quote because it illustrates the problem yetanotheralias is giving himself.

Like way too many guys (especially young guys, and alias if you're older than 22 I'll eat my Langes) yetanother (and likwid) seem to think that everything is up to the woman in relationships.

It's up to her to "shit straight"?
It's up to her to "stop stringing you along"?
Thing are "almost always her idea", etc, etc, etc.

I don't know how you ball-less guys manage to have sex.

Here's a fact: No one EVER gets strung along unwillingly.
Here's another fact: People who allow others to make their decisions for them, thereby allowing others to shape your future, ultimately have one position in a relationship - doormat.
Eventually doormat becomes resentful doormat.
And then one day perhaps the other person breaks up with the doormat and the doormat too often becomes even more a resentful, confused, self-pitying misogynist...who then gives off the kind of vibes women avoid.

So, what should you do? Tell this woman not to fly up to see concerts with you. When she asks why you say,

You: "Because you're going out with someone, and I'm young and single - and as much as I enjoy your company I don't like being a substitute for your boyfriend/"boyfriend". But more than that, I'd rather go to the concerts alone so maybe I can meet some single women. You understand."

Woman: "But we could - "

You: "Hey, listen, I have to go meet some people - "

Woman: "Oh. Who?"

You: "You don't know them. Hope you have a good time with your parents. I'll talk to you another time."

Woman: "But we're still friends, right?"

You: "Kyla listen - "

Woman: "Kylie."

You: "Kaitlin listen, we're friends. You're a great person, OK? Right now I have to get off the phone and go act like a man - a man who wants to have sex."

Woman: "But you're the sister I never had. I need someone to talk to, etc."

You: "I was the sister you never had. Now I'm the man you'll never have. Just kidding, Karen."

Woman: "Kylie."

You: "Krystal, I've really got to go. Take care of yourself, kid."


Something like that.

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This is some of the best relationship advice, i have read on tgr ever.

to the emo kid, you should read this over and over again. And every day when you wake up look in the mirror and say "i am not a doormat nor a bitch" over and over again. And maybe one day you won't be such a bitch and you can get laid.

that was amazing.... i'll agree.. keep telling yourself... "i am no man's bitch... you are myyyy bitch!" not like it has ever worked, but you can pretend.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Cliff's advice is pretty damn good. I would add, Listen to Tom Leykis.

Next time you see her: "Some time tonight, I'm going to kiss you. You won't know when or where, but I'm going to kiss you. If you want me to kiss you, stay. If you don't want me to kiss you, you can go."

That's it. It's Your way or nothing.

Asshole Option: Replace "kiss" with "bang."

So Alias, where's the update? Did you blow it, or are you just too busy boning down with her to reach a computer???

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night. I called her and she didn't pick up. One of my buddied said it was a go, and I was hammered and agreed.


I'm fucking retarded.

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I think alot of people miss this page topping update.


Still haven't talked to her, so I'm guessing she is really pissed cause she always calls me back same day.

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

I think alot of people miss this page topping update.


Still haven't talked to her, so I'm guessing she is really pissed cause she always calls me back same day.

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Call her back just once to make sure she actually got the message. After that than fuck it. There are plenty of other chicks out there.

dick in a box? It may be a little late, but it could be a nice little surprise for her...

Well, you fucked that up.

Geez, is this story still going?

I gotta remember which threads to unsubscribe to, pronto.

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night. I called her and she didn't pick up.

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You came here for advice and I didn't see anyone telling you to do that :nonono2:

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Originally Posted by Hayduke

Ok, I'm a girl

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:eek:

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

I think alot of people miss this page topping update.

Still haven't talked to her, so I'm guessing she is really pissed cause she always calls me back same day.

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Well??? Still no call back? Update!

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night. I called her and she didn't pick up. One of my buddied said it was a go, and I was hammered and agreed.


I'm fucking retarded.

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I think alot of people miss this page topping update.


Still haven't talked to her, so I'm guessing she is really pissed cause she always calls me back same day.

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Do we all get what we deserve? I don't know, but I do know that you are getting nothing and it is exactly what you deserve.

You're unbelievable. Your gutlessness is wrecking your life and you don't even know it.

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Originally Posted by Cliff Huckable

Do we all get what we deserve? I don't know, but I do know that you are getting nothing and it is exactly what you deserve.

You're unbelievable. Your gutlessness is wrecking your life and you don't even know it.

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As much as it hurts you are 100% right.


Its slowly becoming worse and worse. Meet a girl -> fuck it up -> lose even more confidence -> repeat.


It took me a while to realize it, but I think a lot of my problems with women stem from my past and abandonment. My biological mother abandoned me at a young age, my adopted mom tried to kill herself when I was 5.

Maybe I am way over analyzing everything, who knows.


Anyway, we are talking again and she is still meeting me for New Years. I am just trying to lay low and take it slow for now. Just kind of ignoring her to see how she responds.

Part of me is trying to separate myself from her to see if I can get over her. Maybe I am not as into her as I thought. The other part of me can't stop thinking about her.

First a couple questions...

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night. I called her and she didn't pick up. One of my buddied said it was a go, and I was hammered and agreed.

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First, I assume you were in the same room/club/party/etc with her? In this post and else where you talk about being on the phone... This is certainly bad enough, but please tell me you weren't drunk dialing her ass??? :nonono2:

I don't claim to be Dear Abby, but unless there is more that happened than you are writing here... Duhhh! even I can deduce that in the event she is interested in something "more" with you, I doubt very much it's with the "Tequila Hammered Wingman Encouraged" version!!!

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

Anyway, we are talking again and she is still meeting me for New Years. I am just trying to lay low and take it slow for now. Just kind of ignoring her to see how she responds.

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Sure take it down a step, but don't go too cool or she'll figure you are not interested and maybe look to find someone else who is. Call or text or email every once in a while just to say "hi" or send/ask something. Maybe something with plans for New Years? Or if you see something online that is related to an interest of hers... cut and paste and send it on. In person, keep up some light touching, and most importantly: Good eye contact!!! When the person you are with is ready for the enchilada you should be able to "see" it in her eyes. Maybe "feel" it is a better word, it must be a primal thing? Make sure yours aren't just a dead dull stare, make your EYES smile!!!

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

As much as it hurts you are 100% right.

Its slowly becoming worse and worse. Meet a girl -> fuck it up -> lose even more confidence -> repeat.

It took me a while to realize it, but I think a lot of my problems with women stem from my past and abandonment. My biological mother abandoned me at a young age, my adopted mom tried to kill herself when I was 5.

Maybe I am way over analyzing everything, who knows.

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Sounds like you've had some bumps in your road thru life so far, but don't let those bumps turn into a suspension crunching, axle cracking, head on crash into the bridge abutment. She WANTS to spend time you YOU. New Years eve for crikes sake!!! Concerts then a hotel room... this isn't like you are some kind of stalker!!!

Remember the best times? What was the situation... You mentioned "We are always touchy feely" what are you doing in those times? Do more of that! Don't get your motivation out of a Tequila bottle, use your wits then when the time is right take a deep breath and do something. Go back and re read my post #62 for one way to start out without just jumping on her, or picking her up and carrying her to bed. There are many others, but do something!

Also, have you ever noticed that hole in your face right below your nose? The one that makes grunts and stuff? When used right, can be used to just tell chica you very much enjoy spending time with her and would love to take it up a notch. You should do it without the liquid courage, the worst she can say is "no thanks"... then you know. You'll be able to decide to just stay friends, and/or head out into the rest of the world to find another young lass. :tdo13:

It sounds to me like it's over. Lick your wounds, sack up and move on. If she does get back together with you on New Years, then all the better for you, but it doesn't sound like it'll happen.

Seriously, there are other fish in the sea. Plenty of 'em. Really.

(Just don't tell my girlfriend that I just posted that. She'd probably kill me.)

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

As much as it hurts you are 100% right.


Its slowly becoming worse and worse. Meet a girl -> fuck it up -> lose even more confidence -> repeat.


It took me a while to realize it, but I think a lot of my problems with women stem from my past and abandonment. My biological mother abandoned me at a young age, my adopted mom tried to kill herself when I was 5.

Maybe I am way over analyzing everything, who knows.


Anyway, we are talking again and she is still meeting me for New Years. I am just trying to lay low and take it slow for now. Just kind of ignoring her to see how she responds.

Part of me is trying to separate myself from her to see if I can get over her. Maybe I am not as into her as I thought. The other part of me can't stop thinking about her.

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You're overanalyzing. Sacking up and telling some girl you really care for the truth is really, really hard for a lot of us (or maybe some of us). You know how when you ski/board you look down that line, aren't quite sure, but steel yourself up and drop it? Same deal here. There are no sure things. Playing games is a surefire way to get some quality alone time... with your hand. At this point, she'll probably show up to new years with a new BF. Or your friend.

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Originally Posted by schuss

You're overanalyzing. Sacking up and telling some girl you really care for the truth is really, really hard for a lot of us (or maybe some of us). You know how when you ski/board you look down that line, aren't quite sure, but steel yourself up and drop it? Same deal here. There are no sure things. Playing games is a surefire way to get some quality alone time... with your hand. At this point, she'll probably show up to new years with a new BF. Or your friend.

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You definitely have a point there, but she had not even paid me yet for the room/tickets and had not yet bought her plane ticket until a few days ago. She very well could have never paid me and spent her new years somewhere else or with someone else. I don't think I'm totally screwed...yet. Just need to sack up and tell her whats up. If she isn't down its not the end of the world by any means.


Sometimes you stomp the landing and sometimes you double eject and Marker out.

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

Sometimes you stomp the landing and sometimes you double eject and Marker out.

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Exactly, but if you never jump you don't get to find out.

Bump...

Still have plans for New Years Eve???

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

sometimes you double eject and Marker out.

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Just like this?

Well its new years eve(in my time zone) and i am hoping it goes well for you. after reading all this am willing to bet she did some real thinking about the situation and believe it is possible she may be revealing to you she has called it off with your bud and that she is ready to welcom Capt. Johnson aboard.
The only advice i will give is to NEVER listen to women when it comes to relationship advice. Both times i sought out advice I was burned by chicks giveing shitty advice. In both situations the advisors are ladies who are good friends and who I respect to this day.

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Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

Sometimes you stomp the landing and sometimes you double eject and Marker out.

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So go out and stomp the landing homes....

STOMP IT.

Happy New Years, Folks!


And don't forget that update, OP.


zx

T-4.5 hours till touch down

Bump for results???

So did ya get hip deep, or get wasted and double eject?

Bump
I'm starting to think that we aint gonna get the update on this anytime soon if at all!

I sort of wanted this thread to die, but it looks like that won't happen.


Anyway, we didn't hook up. Had a really fun time, never boring or awkward, but this girl just plain needs to realize that said dude overseas is not her BF, and that worse case scenario they can always get back together if it really is meant to be.


So yeah, another good friend. Yay!!!!! :rolleyes:


Everyone happy now, so this thread can die?

You're not very good with the ladies, are ya?

Sorry it didn't work out for ya!