Tell me if I am being really stupid here....

**str8line** · 10-28-2007, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by ChowdahRidah

I think I'm in love with Hayduke !

I can get you her number.

**iceclimb** · 10-28-2007, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night. I called her and she didn't pick up. One of my buddied said it was a go, and I was hammered and agreed.

I'm fucking retarded.

end transmission of emo unicorn spew.

Chill out emo boy, not everything means something. Sometimes not answering the phone means she was taking a shit, or was hung over. The world doesn't revolve around you, she's got other shit in her life, and maybe, just maybe she's kinda busy right now, hell, she might even need some time to think, or time to end it with your "friend".

Or, you could have fucked it up big time.

Eh... i'm gonna get another beer.

**Bring On The Snow** · 10-28-2007, 08:30 PM

Step 1: post nakked pics
Step 2:Poopenhausen... nuff said

no need to thank me

**idiot** · 10-28-2007, 10:19 PM

yes to the original question

**Jumper Bones** · 10-29-2007, 01:06 AM

I would really like to know what has her boyfriend overseas - what's he doing? Please define "voluntary"...

**hutash** · 10-29-2007, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night. I called her and she didn't pick up. One of my buddied said it was a go, and I was hammered and agreed.

I'm fucking retarded.

end transmission of emo unicorn spew.

Smooth move, are you still in high school?

**Lonnie** · 10-29-2007, 10:42 AM

Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night.

Umm, you got it backwards. You're supposed to get HER hammered on tequila...

**Chris Knight** · 10-29-2007, 10:47 AM

Originally Posted by Lonnie

Umm, you got it backwards. You're supposed to get HER hammered on tequila...

Heh, that what you think, rookie.

It's actually a much more advanced move to get YOURSELF wasted and then get taken advantage of. Try it sometime - it's tough to pull off, but when done right, the results can be spectacular!

**Lonnie** · 10-29-2007, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by Chris Knight

Try it sometime - it's tough to pull off, but when done right, the results can be spectacular!

I'm not sure my wife would let me try it!

**Chris Knight** · 10-29-2007, 10:50 AM

See Lonnie, the best part is that she doesn't have a choice, because YOU'RE the one getting wasted!
Brilliant, huh?

All you have to do is get her increasingly interested in a little horizontal mambo while simultaneously getting yourself increasingly wasted without actually going so far as to black out and be totally useless.

Like I said, it's a tough move. I'm still working on it.

**Lonnie** · 10-29-2007, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Chris Knight

See Lonnie, the best part is that she doesn't have a choice, because YOU'RE the one getting wasted!
Brilliant, huh?

All you have to do is get her increasingly interested in a little horizontal mambo while simultaneously getting yourself increasingly wasted without actually going so far as to black out and be totally useless.

Like I said, it's a tough move. I'm still working on it.

I have a feeling I'd be sleeping on the couch....

**telepariah** · 10-29-2007, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Chris Knight

Heh, that what you think, rookie.

It's actually a much more advanced move to get YOURSELF wasted and then get taken advantage of. Try it sometime - it's tough to pull off, but when done right, the results can be spectacular!

Damn straight! Here's how I did it once.

I had an allergic reaction to nuts in an Indian Restaurant on a first date. After she got me back to her place from the hospital, my date told me to lie down and...

well, to hear the rest of the story you'd have to buy a subscription to Penthouse Letters.

BTW, I do not recommend eating something you are allergic to as a reliable method for getting laid.

**Sir Jongalot** · 10-29-2007, 11:32 AM

What I've found is the best technique is to keep calling her leaving messages every 30 minutes or so until she either answers or you get a restraining order. Either way you'll have your answer if she's interested or not.

Vibes and good luck!+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

**hev** · 10-29-2007, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

anymore insight from the wisdom of the maggots?

I know for sure that I am gonna talk to her at the next appropriate time, but any more insight is always a good thing.

I like how the advice is completely one sided, yet you still keep asking for support. Just make your move. You mentioned this guy is not even a good friend, so the it sounds like you reservations are more personal than social. Unless your plan is not to make a move, then be totally upfront with your intentions. I'd mention you were trying to be the nice guy up until now, but now that things are mostly on the table you want to move this along to the next step, or simply move along.

**Chris Knight** · 10-29-2007, 01:38 PM

[smooth jazz rusty]"So look Charity, I've been holding back out of respect for my pal and for the importance of commitment in a relationship, but I just can't lie to myself any more. I can't stop thinking about you. Every time you get close to me I lose my breath and my pants get really tight. Honestly, it's everything I can do not to to tear that catholic school girl outfit off of you with my teeth right now. So, starting right after I strip you down, bend you over, and lick until we find the center of the Tootsie Pop, I've either got to stop seeing you, or we can get in my hot tub and you can ride me like the stallion that I am."[/smooth jazz rusty]

Nice hev, nice.

**brutah** · 10-29-2007, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by Cliff Huckable

I chose likwid's post to quote because it illustrates the problem yetanotheralias is giving himself.

Like way too many guys (especially young guys, and alias if you're older than 22 I'll eat my Langes) yetanother (and likwid) seem to think that everything is up to the woman in relationships.

It's up to her to "shit straight"?
It's up to her to "stop stringing you along"?
Thing are "almost always her idea", etc, etc, etc.

I don't know how you ball-less guys manage to have sex.

Here's a fact: No one EVER gets strung along unwillingly.
Here's another fact: People who allow others to make their decisions for them, thereby allowing others to shape your future, ultimately have one position in a relationship - doormat.
Eventually doormat becomes resentful doormat.
And then one day perhaps the other person breaks up with the doormat and the doormat too often becomes even more a resentful, confused, self-pitying misogynist...who then gives off the kind of vibes women avoid.

So, what should you do? Tell this woman not to fly up to see concerts with you. When she asks why you say,

You: "Because you're going out with someone, and I'm young and single - and as much as I enjoy your company I don't like being a substitute for your boyfriend/"boyfriend". But more than that, I'd rather go to the concerts alone so maybe I can meet some single women. You understand."

Woman: "But we could - "

You: "Hey, listen, I have to go meet some people - "

Woman: "Oh. Who?"

You: "You don't know them. Hope you have a good time with your parents. I'll talk to you another time."

Woman: "But we're still friends, right?"

You: "Kyla listen - "

Woman: "Kylie."

You: "Kaitlin listen, we're friends. You're a great person, OK? Right now I have to get off the phone and go act like a man - a man who wants to have sex."

Woman: "But you're the sister I never had. I need someone to talk to, etc."

You: "I was the sister you never had. Now I'm the man you'll never have. Just kidding, Karen."

Woman: "Kylie."

You: "Krystal, I've really got to go. Take care of yourself, kid."

Something like that.

This is some of the best relationship advice, i have read on tgr ever.

to the emo kid, you should read this over and over again. And every day when you wake up look in the mirror and say "i am not a doormat nor a bitch" over and over again. And maybe one day you won't be such a bitch and you can get laid.

**skibuminwyo** · 10-29-2007, 08:06 PM

that was amazing.... i'll agree.. keep telling yourself... "i am no man's bitch... you are myyyy bitch!" not like it has ever worked, but you can pretend.

**SponsoredByDuctTape** · 10-29-2007, 08:13 PM

I can't believe I'm saying this, but Cliff's advice is pretty damn good. I would add, Listen to Tom Leykis.

Next time you see her: "Some time tonight, I'm going to kiss you. You won't know when or where, but I'm going to kiss you. If you want me to kiss you, stay. If you don't want me to kiss you, you can go."

That's it. It's Your way or nothing.

Asshole Option: Replace "kiss" with "bang."

**moosehog** · 10-29-2007, 08:22 PM

So Alias, where's the update? Did you blow it, or are you just too busy boning down with her to reach a computer???

**yetanotheralias** · 10-30-2007, 08:49 AM

Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night. I called her and she didn't pick up. One of my buddied said it was a go, and I was hammered and agreed.

I'm fucking retarded.

end transmission of emo unicorn spew.

I think alot of people miss this page topping update.

Still haven't talked to her, so I'm guessing she is really pissed cause she always calls me back same day.

**AKPogue** · 10-30-2007, 08:51 AM

Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

I think alot of people miss this page topping update.

Still haven't talked to her, so I'm guessing she is really pissed cause she always calls me back same day.

Call her back just once to make sure she actually got the message. After that than fuck it. There are plenty of other chicks out there.

**Dobish** · 10-30-2007, 01:43 PM

dick in a box? It may be a little late, but it could be a nice little surprise for her...

**stompie** · 10-30-2007, 02:23 PM

Well, you fucked that up.

**yogachik** · 10-30-2007, 03:53 PM

Geez, is this story still going?

I gotta remember which threads to unsubscribe to, pronto.

**train07** · 10-30-2007, 04:11 PM

Originally Posted by yetanotheralias

So I got drunk on massive amounts of tequila, blacked out and apparently was hitting on the girl pretty openly the other night. I called her and she didn't pick up.

You came here for advice and I didn't see anyone telling you to do that

Originally Posted by Hayduke

Ok, I'm a girl