Yup, go fix it yourself. Not my problem.
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Yup, go fix it yourself. Not my problem.
My wife came home with one of those scratch/dents on my last car. She felt horrible. I asked her if she got hurt and when she said no, I said "Then I don't give a shit."
/shrug. People are fairly absent-minded by nature.
(was secretly screaming internally because now I have to drive around with that stupid ass dent/scratch that I'm not gonna pay to fix because the car's already paid for and no way I'm gonna jack up my insurance by having them pay for it so I'll just have to wear that like a badge of some-fucking-honor like I-don't-give-a-shit-because-I'm-a-rad-husband while wishing to tell everyone next to me at the stop light that I'm not actually the one who drives like shit and marks up his car goddamnit why doesn't anyone listen to me?)
Oh, look. Another squirrel.
There seems to be a difference between 67 degrees whether the thermostat is set to that temp in the summer or the winter.
In the summer it's not cold enough, in the winter it's too cold.
Heading into to town this PM to pick up our fireproof strongbox.
The key got lost so the safe company had to defeat the lock and make new keys.
How did the key get lost, when for the last 15 years it’s been sticking out of the safe’s lock?
Ms TBS decided to take the key out of the lock and put it in a secure location…
^ lol
Mrs. Seano wanted to put up all the Christmas stuff this past Sunday. I did not. So on Sunday we put up all the Christmas stuff.
I sternly informed my wife that we will NOT be setting up Christmas decorations until December 1st.Quote:
Originally Posted by seano732
So November 24th I’m tying a tree to the roof of my SUV.
Bahahaha I feel your pain…Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Finally went off and told my wife how I feel about Christmas and the whole charade or religion/santa clause bullshit. I don't think we are doing decorations this year.
well ya but its tradition, then what else is she gona change ?
I laffed.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
Oh, man... you're gonna pay for it now. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Name Redacted
My wife puts up the corniest, most garish blowup lawn displays. The poor taste used to bother me but I know they offend the asshole neighbors so now I like them.
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Why is it mandatory for her to slam the car door with all her strength?
And then, conversely, leaves the front door of the house UNCLOSED in the middle of the winter.Quote:
Originally Posted by xyz
WHO ARE THESE CREATURES?!?
:D
FIFYQuote:
Originally Posted by Name Redacted
I've come home several times to find the front door opened. Not unlocked, opened in full view of the street. For 2-3 hours depending on when she leaves for a night shift and when I get home, or in the AM when she leaves early and I don't get up for another couple hours. Laptops out on the living room table, my wallet on the table by the door, no worries, it will be fine, we have a screen door she says. A screen door you know the thing that's made of fine invisible mesh in the summer which we replaced with glass in the winter. Real good stuff to hide what's in the house...Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
You know, I try my hardest to stay out of this thread because I’m no fucking saint myself but goddamn this was exactly my thought before I read your post. I’ve often wondered why my car doors get raped and the door to my house gets a reach around while spread eagle. It takes everything I have to not passive aggressively explain the concept of hinges. How can two actions so consistently come from the same people.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
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My wife just sent me images of seasonal sheets and pajamas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
And separate motorized adjustable frames!Quote:
Originally Posted by riser4
Your wives have unnecessary amounts of throw pillows. My wife has decided to collect unnecessary amounts of cough syrup cups:
Attachment 478495
In her defense, they make great shot glasses.
Matching?Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyg82
I think my wife has too many snowboards right now. And the six year old definitely can't keep a door closed, but she should figure it out in a couple years, hopefully sooner. Have your sons line up to date her when she's 18, she'll be a keeper!