Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

I like my boots like my wimen, loose and floppy.

I just heard this on a lift, so I guess it counts.

Me: did a see that full moon last night wit Jupiter below it?

Dude from Boulder: Yeah, if it was Mars, it would have been red. Mars is a star, you know,. because it's all gas.

Me: um.....

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Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I just heard this on a lift, so I guess it counts.

Me: did a see that full moon last night wit Jupiter below it?

Dude from Boulder: Yeah, if it was Mars, it would have been red. Mars is a star, you know,. because it's all gas.

Me: um.....

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The full moon is tonight.

and it's gonna be loud

They must watch a lot of qvc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQKgpm1SJmQ

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Originally Posted by Shadam

have you ever noticed when doing carpentry work that your pencil gets shorter as the week goes on ...

every day its harder to reach in the pocket ???

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it's you and your clothes getting bigger

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Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark

The full moon is tonight.

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Scheduled for 4:10 pm this afternoon....waaaaiiittt for it....

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Originally Posted by Dshack89

A few weeks ago I was skiing Catherine's at Alta. I had just finished the boot pack and was waiting for the dude in front of me to click into his skis. The guy is taking forever so I finally sidestep buy him. As I skate past him, I give a tow-rope-wedgie quality laugh as I see that he is trying to put his skis on backwards...He was really struggling to get his toes clicked into the heelpiece. Twin tips FTW!

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I legit had a brother in law tell me this while he showed me his newly purchased Monster Energy Twin tip skis:
"They are curved up on both ends so it doesn't matter what way you put them on."

This man finished medical school a few months ago...

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Originally Posted by bikeorski

This man finished medical school a few months ago...

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Gosey graduated too. There is hope.

I've read this thread at least 100 times and never noticed before that quote is spelled wrong. Has it always been that way? I guess I should see my doctor.

http://i.imgur.com/rA9lIW1.jpg

^that has to be staged.

I think people like that are how a lot of people's skis get "stolen"

I kinda want that Wookie jacket. That thing defines epic pimping.

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Originally Posted by raueda1

the guys screams FUUUUUCKKKK!!! at the top of his lungs, literally throws his skis into the woods and starts beating them with his poles. Complete meltdown tantrum.

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"Is this a five-seater?"
-overheard in Vail detach quad liftline

Not too hard to guess the location.

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Originally Posted by 2FUNKY

^that has to be staged.

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I don't know. I'm inclined to believe it.

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Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I don't know. I'm inclined to believe it.

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Defensive, much?

^^ I wanna see the video of her getting of the lift

Someone I work with seems to think that whistler is the only place you can ski in BC. We were talking about central/northern BC. "They're are ski areas up there?" Nope they're aren't never go there.

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Originally Posted by TeleHoar

http://i.imgur.com/rA9lIW1.jpg

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Upward releasing toes--good way to save your ACL's.

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Originally Posted by NWSkier

Someone I work with seems to think that whistler is the only place you can ski in BC. We were talking about central/northern BC. "They're are ski areas up there?" Nope they're aren't never go there.

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This dude I used to work with who was from Colorado and a "skier" didn't believe me when I told him that on average treeline is lower the further north you go. I was like where's treeline in Colorado, 8 or 9 k. Here it's 5 or 6. Alaska it's a little bit above sea level. Couldn't convince him.

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Originally Posted by Big Lepowski

This dude I used to work with who was from Colorado and a "skier" didn't believe me when I told him that on average treeline is lower the further north you go. I was like where's treeline in Colorado, 8 or 9 k. Here it's 5 or 6. Alaska it's a little bit above sea level. Couldn't convince him.

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Actually 11-11.5K in CO.

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Originally Posted by flowing alpy

this folks

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I don't care who you are....that's funny...

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Originally Posted by TeleHoar

http://i.imgur.com/rA9lIW1.jpg

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I cant even