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Not saying the snowboarder is a great guy, but telemark skiers are such faggots. First of all, telemark skiing is incredibly gay. Second of all, most telemark skiers are self-righteous, passive-aggressive douchebags.
Ideally, though, no note should need to be written. This boarder should've just beat teh everloving snot out of the hippie faggot that called him out.
He has been hanging back there long before most peeps thought of it. Without skins. Before tele was hip.Quote:
Originally Posted by Death Cookie
But yes
too much time on my hands. Too many days in row syndrome.
Not me I cant ski every day anymore.
I just happen to know him. Small world.
I dont even think he has the internet.
Is there a thread about this on TT?
If so, could someone link it?
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Originally Posted by glenplake
solid. except for greydon clark. he's awesome.
edit: i might copy this snowboarders rant and post it up around stevens pass.
Jesus, this is silly. Rule 1: don't be a dick. Rule 2: see rule one. Presto, everyone gets along. We're all doing this for fun, right?
what, are you busy?Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
http://www.telemarktalk.com/phpBB/vi...er=asc&start=0Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Reading that thing I feel liked I walked into an argument that's been going on for a long, long time.
What, exactly, does he want? Is it really just that he wants people to be ... nicer to him?
I don't live in a ski town, and I don't know what sort of conflicts develop in that sort of situation, but seriously.... are people just not saying a friendly "hey" to each other on the skin-track and then minding their own fucking business?
but...but...your the touring hippy that would be most affected by someone posting all your stashes....Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeedashbo
I'll take a map though...
1. Seemingly, most bc tele skiers are jimmies. The self righteous and self important comment earlier in this thread nailed it right on the head.
2. The guy who wrote that note needs to chill the fuck out. He gets all butt hurt from some guy calling him a name and being rude? Cripes. Get a life dude. Go to life counselor or something. If that gets to you, you have other things to worry about.
He and Jason Tattersol should start a support group.
The slack country around here was getting skied, and the mentioned names coined, well before the equalizer got to town. Their is no escaping the fact that there is the old guard that is grumpy, and they need to lighten up or just go farther out. Most of the close-in trails are highways once they are established so boot packing or skate stepping with a board does no harm to the trail. I think post holing a fresh trail is pretty lame. I may have given this guy a hard time years ago, but nowadays I just say hey or thanks if they step out of the way to let me pass.Quote:
Originally Posted by monotone antidote
Snowboarders for the most part stay closer in and ride the stuff they can traverse to. This makes for a shorter traverse / hike out. The close in lines out there get hacked up more then in the past, and there is hiking traverses out of cliffed out areas all the time. I just get my lines, move farther out or get my Braap on. When they put another lift right to the top of the canyon in a couple of years like planned, the Petting zoo, will really become a zoo.
The Equalizer needs to get thicker skin. Maybe some candy on the trail from a random skier would make his day.
Ted Kaczynski owns a snowboard?
No internet? How good of a skier could he be?Quote:
Originally Posted by monotone antidote
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Originally Posted by glenplake
You guys make some important points that deserve to be heard. I think you should post them on Ttips where we can get some intelligent discussion going. You know, because you're not self-righteous passive-aggressive douchebags.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyler-
I have lots of tele friends. but... u do have 2 admit some of them DO think their "shit dont stink"
should get local legend and pow farmer John Hainey on this thread, (not that he owns a computer) he would rant about tele'rs skinning across all his open ski terrain...never meet anone who hates tele'rs more
edit: oh ya, and I hate all snowboarders...exp the one I ride with daily;)
I think it'd be funny as hell if he made a map and passed it out. Seriously - I would laugh my ass off.
What ze fuck iz it with ze Colorado... Yet again some more inane drama...
^^^^ We have testosterone instead of fluoride in the water.
Colorado may be the only place in the world where anyone actually gives a shit about telemark skiers and they’re “attitude”.
It's not the gear. It's the person using it. Maybe some peoples perception of Tele skiers is skewed because it was once a fringe sport. Being a fringe sport maybe it attracted the type of people who go out of their way to be different. You know, like the douches in high school who were into one thing and then dropped it and called it lame as soon as it became popular. Who knows. Maybe those kind of people think that by doing tele, they can be way different and cooler just like painting their fingernails black or wearing a kilt.
Respect begets respect. The BC is dangerous. If you can't learn and use proper etiquitte it's safest to assume that you don't give a shit about avalanche and BC safety either. I'm not got gonna feel good about some gaper or reckless idiot out there putting himself or I in danger. But, being an ass about etiquitte is just as bad as not following it either. People are much more responsive to friendly conversation than passive agressive attitudes or outright rudeness. That's why tone is important if you wanna change someones mind. Thats' why if I see someone without gear (beacon/probe/shovel) I'm not gonna try to do the self-important lecture. Rather, using a conversational tone and suggestive manner to get them thinking and being more self aware about safety will always be more effective. If someone is an ass to me, even if I am wrong my pride would keep me from even considering what they have to say.
Jesus man, wtf is wrong with wanting a handjob?Quote:
Originally Posted by ANON-505
Nothing... You should really PM Rontele, I heard he'll rub you a few for free...Quote:
Originally Posted by CommanderBaker
thats what B11 told me tooQuote:
Originally Posted by hemas
oooooo burn :fm:Quote:
Originally Posted by CommanderBaker
The telemark nazis make me want to lock my heels even more than breakable crust does.
Can we use the more appropriate term "teleban"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Telemahn
Tele Akbar Khan!
Tele über alles! <- works too, now that I look at it.
It is not my fault that you are handjob ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
http://www.ryneezy.net/wp-content/up...9/09122007.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Rontele
10 things you might not know about the '' Crazy Snowboarder"
1. this crazy snowboarder led 3 dehydrated lost tourists out of the b.c to safety in the dark freeing up the local search rescue tohelp others.
2. this crazy snowboarder has helped at least 10 other lost people back to civilization.
3. this crazy snowboarder has hiked back up a mountainside toretrieve a panicked local homeowners skis he had left behind.
4. this crazy snowboarder has spent more hours than anyone repairing postholes made by others just to keep things running smooth.
5. this crazy snowboarder has nothing but etiquette when it comes to faster traffic on the trails.
6. when encountering others w/o means of efficient backcountry travel this "crazy snowboarder has given up one of his own snowshoes to aid them in their egress.
7. this crazy snowboarders message has no mention ofcausing harm to anyone, only the unaware snowflake.
8. this crazy snowboarder agrees that snowboarders should carry the right equiptment,including snowshoes.
9. all this crazy snowboarder was tring to do was make a few people open their eyes to their own ignorance.
10.this crazy snowboarderthinks some b.c. skiers should'nt just assume that all snwboarders are inexperienced postholers.
maybe next time this/these tele dudes and dudettes will open their eyes before their mouths and see that this crazy snowboarder has the right equiptment and knowledge. because maybe it might be this crazy snowboarder who pulls you out of atreewell ,creek, orsinkhole or digs you out of an avalanche.
Which just proves that generic peeps in CO are douches... Nothing to do with peeps snowsliding preference, and all to do with where they live:FIREdevil.Quote:
Originally Posted by respect others
Bump....this is funny...
WTF are "generic" peeps.Quote:
Originally Posted by hemas
Ooooohhhhh pick me, pick me!!!! Let's engage in an online battle!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Seriously, though. They display nothing but self-righteous behavior with their stupid little holier-than-thou attitude. It's fucking nature and it's meant to be shared. I would think the "tolerant" telemarkers should understand this.
As I said earlier, though, this should've never gotten to the point of having to write anything. If a telemarker pulled that shit with me, I would've pounded his face in right there on the spot. I can't stand that passive-aggressive bullying type shit... this isn't high school. Not to mention that most of these telemarkers are in no position to thug anyone... what with their soy-based diet and girlish upper bodies.
I think generic peeps is supposed to mean "citizens," you know like batman says.Quote:
Originally Posted by jibij
You avatar kills me, jibij.
Well done.
Manifestos = "crazy" only when actions are followed up with armed bulldozers!
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Originally Posted by respect others
Finally we hear from Mr Manifesto himself.
It goes something like this:Quote:
Originally Posted by respect others
Crazy snowboarder hears about TGR thread
CS is now boiling
CS finds friend with internet access
CS says: Okay dude type what I say
edit - Telehoar beat me
Is this crazy snowboarder legitimately getting unending piles of shit from passing telemarketers even though he is doing absolutely, positively nothing wrong? Is that honestly happening?
respect others,
I didn't mean crazy in a you are crazy way, just that the letter is crazy.
I am sorry you have been harassed in the past by a relatively small group of grumpy old school telemarkers. Hopefully this letter and discussion will lead to some more pleasant back country interaction between user groups.:rolleyes: We are all out there for basically the same thing, and their is no need for harsh vocalism when it comes to trails. Endangering others in avalanche terrain is another story. We all prefer solid quick trails, and there is no doubt you do your share to improve travel for yourself and others, so why would you sabotage them. It sounds like you have helped plenty of travelers, and that is respectable. We don't need more in-experienced or unprepared people back there, we just need respect and plenty of fresh powder.
How is the new snowboard back country jump building club coming along?
I thought telemarkers only skied the resort... thats the only place I see them these days. Not that theres anything wrong with that:fmicon: