I'm sure she'll tell you to relax, Benny, just relax....
I'm sure she'll tell you to relax, Benny, just relax....
Hey, you know, bottle of wine, a dozen roses, nice candlelit dinner, maybe a long walk on the beach under moonlight. You never know.
Whatever you do, don't wear a watch.
How you gonna know when it's time to stop?Quote:
Originally Posted by vt_ski
im laughing uncontrollably, people are starting to stare. It's comments like this that keep me coming back.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Mods, can we please finally have a Fisting subforum.
And please post pics of the classy lady... Took til post #33. Jesus...TGR has really jumped the fist.
i thought this was going to be about fishing
If someone loses a Rolex, it will be.
and I thought this was about fist fights ???
wot is this fisting you speak of ...
Yo Benny,
You may want to invest in a rain mac in case your lady squirts while this fisting is occurring, things can get kinda messy, just sayin..........
Just watch the wine bottle doesn't break mid action.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
I'm sure that Amazon can assist.
http://www.amazon.com/Hand-Bush-Fine...aginal+fisting
And remember to use the correct temperature range lube, if it's not up to performing in cold temps you may as well use climbing skin glue. If... on the other hand you actually have a live girl than just use a regular brand.
@Scarpa, do you think Benny could puncture an inflatable when he fists it?
My money says "no"
i heard op had dainty hands anyway so what's the problem? cows can't tell the difference.
Hey Spook, pull the udder one........real cow or blow up?
My kiwi friend has an inflatable sheep, says it was the best investment he ever made....MINUTES of enjoyment!!
Sheep thrills eh.
A kiwi with an inflatable sheep?Quote:
Originally Posted by snowvixen
Have you ever actually seen his passport?
@PNWbrit, actually, I have as a matter of fact........and he moved from NZ to Wales.....TRUE STORY.....make of that what you will ;)
The "reviews"!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
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