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  1. 09-22-2006, 09:06 AM #1
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    friday game: stupid things said to you by non-skiers/riders

    post 'em up..

    I'll start.
    "I went skiing once, but hated it. My jeans were caked in ice and slush by 10am, and I was too cold."
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  2. 09-22-2006, 09:12 AM #2
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    "liftie is not a word"

    that's one i still argue with this one kid over
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  3. 09-22-2006, 09:12 AM #3
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    you mean "snow-skiing?"
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    "wait...it's April, how are you going skiing?"
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  6. 09-22-2006, 09:17 AM #6
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    A great one told to me about 20 minutes ago by my writing teacher:

    "I'm heading up to the mountains this weekend, and I know it's gonna snow. But you won't be able to ski, so don't even think about it."

    Muahhahaha! Little do you know bitch.
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    "There's skiing in Wyoming?"
    There's a lot to be said for nowhere.
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    **yawn**

    "snowboarders suck"

    ...get over it dude and find something real.
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    "There's skiing in California?"

    they were 'skiiers' from Boulder
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  11. 09-22-2006, 09:27 AM #11
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    why do you need so many pairs of skis?
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    "You're going out in that? But it's dumping snow"
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    "I don't ski anymore because I'm from Colorado and the snow here [Washington] isn't as good."
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    Quote Originally Posted by cj001f
    "There's skiing in California?"

    they were 'skiiers' from Boulder
    I bet they were "skiiers" from Boulder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monique
    "I don't ski anymore because I'm from Colorado and the snow here [Washington] isn't as good."

    I don't get it?
    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do."
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    "Can you ski on those?" **points at my skis

    "You bought another pair of skis? How many is that?"

    "2"

    "Jesus man, why would you need more than one!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by _dris
    **yawn**

    "snowboarders suck"

    ...get over it dude and find something real.
    Yeah, I bet you get that from non-skiers/riders all the time, you fucking fool.

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    Do you realize that you've just posted an admission of ignorance so breathtaking that it disqualifies you from commenting on any political or economic threads from here on out?
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  19. 09-22-2006, 09:33 AM #19
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    When people say-
    "I've lived in Colorado my entire life and NEVER skiied. Not once"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone-Free
    When people say-
    "I've lived in Colorado my entire life and NEVER skiied. Not once"
    hah, its the same in salt lake. I asked kids from where I went to high school if they would meet up big cottonwood for a short hike and I have to explain to them where it is...
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    Scene- conversation/small talk with coworker last December

    Me: Oooooh. Ski season as started!
    Coworker: You're a big skier? I'm a big skier too!
    Me: Cool! Where do you ski? You heading up this weekend? There's a HUUUGE storm!
    Coworker: I ski at the Tahoe Sierras. In fact, my wife and I have booked a condo there for the 2nd week of March!
    Me: (thinking) You are NOT a skier so STFU JONG! GRRRR!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stone-Free
    When people say-
    "I've lived in Colorado my entire life and NEVER skiied. Not once"
    I once had a conversation along those lines with a girl who lived in an Austrian ski resort She had never skied in her life. I thought it was a crime.

    Turns out she was into sailing and got all excited when I told her I was brought up in Southampton.

    I have never been on a sailing boat in my life.
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