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    Fuck Freemasons

    And your secret society.
    And your collusion

    Tired of seeing power people and their unusual handshakes.

    And getting fucked over personally over the years by your system. Nothing free about you and your thuggish gang.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Need more specifics on the harm that has come to you


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    Just a few events over the years. Not lifelong torture personally.

    What set me off was seeing yet another political person doing the unusual handshake.
    Who the fuck puts the thumb over the knuckle? It’s not normal.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    I guess no one showed you the secret TRG handshake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    I guess no one showed you the secret TRG handshake?
    Step one: cut a hole in the box?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Step one: cut a hole in the box?
    I chukkled.

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    Welcome to the 19th century, brother Shot.
    But I do wonder how many Masons can lay a brick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Welcome to the 19th century, brother Shot.
    lol, my first thought too. Core Shot sent Davy Crockett a telegram demanding his raccoon skin hat back and now he's upset. Hey Core Shot, when Davy says come pick it up at the Alamo just say "I would prefer not to."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MultiVerse;[emoji[emoji6[emoji640
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    Pretty sure it’ll be in the basement

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    “Change for a nickel” cult

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    Who controls the British crown?
    Who keeps the metric system down?
    We do, we do

    Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
    Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
    We do, we do

    Who holds back the elctric car?
    Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
    We do, we do

    Who robs gamefish of their site?
    Who rigs every Oscar night?
    We do, we do!

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    Yeah? Don't get me started on the Shriners.

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    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    And your secret society.
    And your collusion

    Tired of seeing power people and their unusual handshakes.

    And getting fucked over personally over the years by your system. Nothing free about you and your thuggish gang.
    Did you get ripped off at the Xmas tree sale hosted by your local Lodge?

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    I feel like the Masons principle function these days is to give men a place to drink and shoot the shit without women around. I doubt they're up to much nefarious business.

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    My grandfather was a thirty third degree mason/Scottish rite. He was a total hillbilly and I doubt even then he was up to anything nefarious, he died pretty poor even though he attained a pretty high national status in the Masons.


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    Or that’s what he wanted you to believe anyways…


    he probably was gonna reveal the truth of his wealth and power to you if only you had attained the 32nd°

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    I was asked to join like my father and uncles but declined. My father and uncles joined but were never active. Maybe all the secrets would have been revealed if I had joined. I never liked the apron though. The saber was pretty cool.


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    And you wonder why you have to pay for all of your masonry?

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    I saw Bob Dylan go electric at the Masonic Auditorium in Detroit in '65. And some other great shows. For that alone I forgive them any evil they have done.

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    How long do we have to wait for someone to post that Simpson’s clip?

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    Coreshot lost his slaughter house bid.

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    Make efficiency rational again</p>

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
    Bastards. Go get 'em CoreShot. This atrocity will not stand.
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    They need to put a stop to the Chemtrails too. Fortunately RFK jr is aware of this

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    Quote Originally Posted by warthog View Post
    Bastards. Go get 'em CoreShot. This atrocity will not stand.
    Up next: united freemason ceo shot to death in the middle of the street before I'm portant cabal meeting.
    Suspect was captured at father daughter dance carrying a 37 words manifesto.
    It's a war of the mind and we're armed to the teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
    I was asked to join like my father and uncles but declined. My father and uncles joined but were never active. Maybe all the secrets would have been revealed if I had joined. I never liked the apron though. The saber was pretty cool.


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    I’ve got a bunch in the grandparents’ generation (total cabal if you’re wondering CS - their branch ran the tides and when the lake effect snow machine would work), and a few in the in-laws wings, but I always thought it was “to be one, you have to ask one?”
    I still call it The Jake.

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