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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal

  1. #2676
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    Cool How Long?

    How many years has this thread been here? Is the GSA still active? Any recent sightings?

  2. #2677
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    ^ why don't you do a deep dive, use him as your ambassador for your new world class ski area, and post 17 identical photos of a shrub somewhere?

  3. #2678
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    ^^^ I laughed

  4. #2679
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinipenem View Post
    Is that an adaptive skiier you're making fun of?

    On second thought, maybe I am the dick here.
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    Apparently he’s well known in LCC. Bert? Burke?
    Saw him several times making snowmen on the hill.
    Ended up on the chair with him but I confess I was scared to engage dialogue.
    Seems harmless enough. Having fun in his own way.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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  6. #2681
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    Quote Originally Posted by skinipenem View Post
    Is that an adaptive skiier you're making fun of?
    Eating a 10 strip every day is "adapting", right?

    Saw him on E Baldy the other day. walks out, starts pumping his umbrella up and down for probably a whole minute, and made some pretty nice turns.

    "All Day!"

  7. #2682
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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    Many wear the vest, but few are called.
    I chocked on a dorito. Thanks

  8. #2683
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Who is this false god and what damnation awaits his worshipers? Figh! He doesn't even have a harness. He does not turn his toe toward the sky. Does he even train on the stair master in all his gear in a chic Manhattan health club?
    Such troubling questions!

  9. #2684
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    Who needs to fit their probe and shovel into the bag anyways

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  10. #2685
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    Haven't been here in a while, but damn...12 years and still going strong...Believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomCrac View Post
    Suppositories convinced me it was a good idea to wear a helmet.

  11. #2686
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    The Gaper Spirit Animal

    A new GSA feeder program popping up this year. Sigmaadventureclub.com

    Some of their finest copy for those that don’t care to give them web traffic.

    “Extreme Backcountry Ski & Snowboard Tours For Men
    You
    Our Camps & Tours Have A Unique 3 Pillar Design.

    Mountain Mastery
    Advanced backcountry training
    World class coaches and guides
    Avalanche safety certification
    Emergency prep training
    Rescue training

    Business Evolution
    Mastermind sessions
    Deal flow opportunities
    Strategic partnerships
    Advanced business strategies
    Investment opportunities

    Personal Transformation
    Leadership development
    Risk management skills
    Mental resilience training
    Peak performance coaching
    Ski/snowboard skill development

    We Are Seeking Applicants Who Are:
    Successful businessmen.
    Independent minded.
    Physically fit and athletic.
    Free to spend time as they chose.
    Advanced level skiers and/or snowboarders.
    Committed to personal growth.
    Team players.
    Honorable.
    Intelligent.
    Adaptable.”

  12. #2687
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    ^^
    Couldn’t resist a quick instagram stalk. This is going to be an absolute gold mine.

  13. #2688
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    so who are we sending?
    swing your fucking sword.

  14. #2689
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    sometimes you just gotta shoot your shot

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  15. #2690
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    ^^^^

    LMAO!


    I punched in too as Craw Daddy, told em I was good to go.

    It would be so fucking fun to get in this until we started talking biz. That shit irritates me to no end. Dudes getting on the ganjala or tram and starting into a loud convo about the market.

    Jackasses.

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    Buy Buy!! Everybody's buying?!? Sell! Sell!

  17. #2692
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    blaster, where did you come to learn of sigma?
    swing your fucking sword.

  18. #2693
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    No one should talk about the Sigma Club. Sigma Club is not for you guys. Sigma Club is for Alphas, not Beta TGR cucks.

  19. #2694
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    O wow. Their whole website is like an AI summary of this thread.

  20. #2695
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    blaster, where did you come to learn of sigma?
    Paid social media ads, like all of the best, worst digital content.

  21. #2696
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    Quote Originally Posted by chicken feathers View Post
    O wow. Their whole website is like an AI summary of this thread.
    Yep, their first picture looks like a GSA disciple.

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  22. #2697
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    Hey, Since I saw there was talk about Sigma Mountain Club, I thought I’d chime in to set the record straight, since I’ve already skimmed through this thread. Funny stuff, but not what Sigma Mountain Club is about.


    It’s more than that. Much more.


    I attended a beta session of one of Backcountry Tours last season.


    Spending 8 days in the Backcountry with like-minded badass businessmen was ALL TIME! I’ve since applied a fair deal from the mastermind sessions, and the advanced business strategies have helped me grow my business.


    Honestly the skiing was pretty low key as I’m already quite accomplished in the mountains. That being said, it was tight to make deep bonds with other badass bros. Well worth the cost of admission. Pay to play boys.




  23. #2698
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    they're headquartered in Tigard, OR. so you know they're badass !!
    "we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up"
    mike tyson

  24. #2699
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMoneyMoyes View Post
    Hey, Since I saw there was talk about Sigma Mountain Club, I thought I’d chime in to set the record straight, since I’ve already skimmed through this thread. Funny stuff, but not what Sigma Mountain Club is about.


    It’s more than that. Much more.


    I attended a beta session of one of Backcountry Tours last season.


    Spending 8 days in the Backcountry with like-minded badass businessmen was ALL TIME! I’ve since applied a fair deal from the mastermind sessions, and the advanced business strategies have helped me grow my business.


    Honestly the skiing was pretty low key as I’m already quite accomplished in the mountains. That being said, it was tight to make deep bonds with other badass bros. Well worth the cost of admission. Pay to play boys.



    micro pee pee confirmed
    fuck off jong lmfao

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  25. #2700
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    Quote Originally Posted by JMoneyMoyes View Post
    Hey, Since I saw there was talk about Sigma Mountain Club, I thought I’d chime in to set the record straight, since I’ve already skimmed through this thread. Funny stuff, but not what Sigma Mountain Club is about.


    It’s more than that. Much more.


    I attended a beta session of one of Backcountry Tours last season.


    Spending 8 days in the Backcountry with like-minded badass businessmen was ALL TIME! I’ve since applied a fair deal from the mastermind sessions, and the advanced business strategies have helped me grow my business.


    Honestly the skiing was pretty low key as I’m already quite accomplished in the mountains. That being said, it was tight to make deep bonds with other badass bros. Well worth the cost of admission. Pay to play boys.



    But were there hot New Jersey babes?

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