I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[Art Shirk]

Mrs Bad Dancer drove our VW golf for over a year without knowing it had a 5th gear.

This is gold.




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[riser4]

My wife drove thing#1's Yaris iA and thing#1 home from New Brunswick after university degree #2 and after the epilepsy diagnosis. My wife didn't know it had a sixth gear until thing#1 realized mom wasn't using all the gears on the highway and gave her an earful.

[Cisco Kid]

As the wife and I age out, the dynamics are changing. As she gets more and more like Gracie, I need to become more like George.

[old goat]

Gracie was the brains of that outfit too.

[plugboots]

We’ve been in our new house only a few days. All furniture moved initially to garage and now moved throughout the house and put together. Set up internet/wi-fi, attached water to fridge, put in window screens, disabled motion and door sensors, set up a/c, figured out timed lights, (basically turned off), set up tv for temporary viewing, put in temporary fence for dog, replaced all bulbs throughout house, on and on and on. Today’s list: (while we watch mini-plug’s dog and 2 cats.

Woah. There’s another page.

[Meadow Skipper]

I haven’t moved from one house to another for many years. plugboots reminds me to stay put for as long as I possibly can.

[Buzzworthy]

Wife goes to a speciality store for some fun foods and knows I absolutely love a few things when she goes there and gets them every single time.
She went this morning.
Didn’t get me one item.
I asked why and she says, what am I a mind reader?
You get me these things. Every. Single. Time.
What??

[RShea]

Wife goes to a speciality store for some fun foods and knows I absolutely love a few things when she goes there and gets them every single time.
She went this morning.
Didn’t get me one item.
I asked why and she says, what am I a mind reader?
You get me these things. Every. Single. Time.
What??

Well you can no longer say EVERY SINGLE TIME now... and it maybe soon occasionally as she is not a mind reader. ;-)

[Buzzworthy]

Well you can no longer say EVERY SINGLE TIME now... and it maybe soon occasionally as she is not a mind reader. ;-)

YOU ARE NOT HELPING SIR!

[plugboots]

Miniplug’s dog, Bob, does help with the screens, though:

[XXX-er]

Wife goes to a speciality store for some fun foods and knows I absolutely love a few things when she goes there and gets them every single time.
She went this morning.
Didn’t get me one item.
I asked why and she says, what am I a mind reader?
You get me these things. Every. Single. Time.
What??

You got her on the back foot now

just wait till she wants you to read her mind

which is like always

[Joe Friday]

Wife goes to a speciality store for some fun foods and knows I absolutely love a few things when she goes there and gets them every single time.
She went this morning.
Didn’t get me one item.
I asked why and she says, what am I a mind reader?
You get me these things. Every. Single. Time.
What??

Don’t forget. The clitoris is your friend.


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[riser4]

Somebody say Delores?

[AK47bp]

Don’t forget. The clitoris is your friend.


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The what?


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[Gepeto]

poke it, jab it, smash it, tickle it, fun when wet... good for every occasion

[Touring_Sedan]

Wife goes to a speciality store for some fun foods and knows I absolutely love a few things when she goes there and gets them every single time.
She went this morning.
Didn’t get me one item.
I asked why and she says, what am I a mind reader?
You get me these things. Every. Single. Time.
What??

I'd check under the car seat for the packaging........

[TBS]

Wife goes to a speciality store for some fun foods and knows I absolutely love a few things when she goes there and gets them every single time.
She went this morning.
Didn’t get me one item.
I asked why and she says, what am I a mind reader?
You get me these things. Every. Single. Time.
What??

What have you recently done to piss her off - like forgetting something she wanted you to do?

[Buzzworthy]

Absolutely nothing. Kid comes home from college and I’m basically forgotten. They’ve been together non stop and I’m just a third wheel. This shit has happened before and we are about to have another huge fight. I’m now pissed off about a whole weekend of bullshit. She’s about to cry.

[m2711c]

sounds like you guys could use some ketchup… it has natural mellowing agents.





fact.

[plugboots]

Absolutely nothing. Kid comes home from college and I’m basically forgotten. They’ve been together non stop and I’m just a third wheel. This shit has happened before and we are about to have another huge fight. I’m now pissed off about a whole weekend of bullshit. She’s about to cry.

Dude. Opportunity!
Go fishing.

[Gepeto]

holy shit guys... just push the reset button. That's what it's there for [emoji37]

vengeance.safety.meeting - pronto

[plugboots]

Yeah. Relax. Every situation is different for sure, but I kind of dig it that my wife and daughter get along so well.

[XXX-er]

I remember the GF being pretty messed up when the 1st daughter went off to uni, she started organized her room for her in res, used to cry when she didn't win at something thru the teens, pretty fucked up ... just let them grow up

[Gepeto]

Yeah.... dig it that my wife and daughter get along so well.

Was just following the button theme.

The fact that mom and daughter can be sisters was not missed [emoji2958]

To have it in the real is kinda special

[nickwm21]

Apparently our 2yo needed another water bottle.


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