Where in the world is Al Gore?

[jackstraw]

The Internet is down all over the place! Come on Al...fix it!

[subtle plague]

Yeah...I spent 30min im the Swiss air Hotline trying to cancel a double booking because the first one went through but the Website said: sorry booking error.
Found out it went through when wanted to look for the second confirmation in my Emails.

[jackstraw]

Airlines and trains are a mess apparently

This could take a while to fix according to Crowdstrike as it's an end point issue whereas they can't get in remotely for the fix. Sounds like a shitshow with no or limited redundancy. Idk shit about tech, but it's kinda my job right now [emoji1787] and our cloud server is down indefinitely

[Albert Gore]

Oh, so now you guys want me?

Well, it's too late. I'm on a beach in Malibu drinking Heinekens with a big ol side of go fuck yourself.

[byates1]

The tubes are blocked back to work Al

[jackstraw]

Oh, so now you guys want me?

Well, it's too late. I'm on a beach in Malibu drinking Heinekens with a big ol side of go fuck yourself.

[emoji1787]
Are you with Hillary or Monica?

[Albert Gore]

[emoji1787]
Are you with Hillary or Monica?

Your mom.

[jackstraw]

A ten yr old hacked Al's username. The world is coming to an end

[Self Jupiter]

Forum seems to be working as well as it has in months, which is on brand

[riser4]

Nah. Ol Al just did too much acid at all those Dead shows.

[BmillsSkier]

Forum seems to be working as well as it has in months, which is on brand

It only took a global IT outage to get this place humming along like the old days. Welcome my friends, to 2002.

[MultiVerse]

Just push the Windows update, Akimov! There's a failsafe, nothing can go wrong...

[PB]

Just push the Windows update, Akimov! There's a failsafe, nothing can go wrong...

Brilliant!!!

[shroom]

what’s AI gore? tired of this AI hype

[byates1]

It's the program in the simulation that tells us how the interspace was invented. Trust in ai gore.

[jackstraw]

I'm just glad I didn't have to fly today

https://youtu.be/Wrk4R-SY6RQ?si=SCyLYK7xLs_enUsB

[warthog]

I'm just glad I didn't have to fly today

https://youtu.be/Wrk4R-SY6RQ?si=SCyLYK7xLs_enUsB

My buddy was stuck at Burndy HQ yesterday. I am assuming he was trying to fly out of Manchester, but may have been Boston. I am not sure if he ever made it back to Birmingham or not.

[Rideski]

gf is stranded visiting her parents, missed two extra days of work. Fortunately it's a visible enough problem work has to believe her. When it first started Thursday night nobody knew what was up and we were pretty stressed. Still missing the income but at least not in trouble.

[MultiVerse]

CrowdStrike offers $10 gift card as apology for shutting down the Planet. Only for its customers though. A $10 Uber Eats gift card in apology. /lol

[jackstraw]

CrowdStrike offers $10 gift card as apology for shutting down the Planet. Only for its customers though. A $10 Uber Eats gift card in apology. /lol

[emoji23] wtf

Just was with a friend and we didn't know she had been caught up in it. Spent one night in SLC airport and then hotel the next night. They kept telling her one more hour over and over. Whata shitshow