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booner
Went outside for 2 minutes last night and found The Bitch on the couch with a weed pen. She'd broken it and was licking the oil.
Super scary night but after calling the vet we just had to keep her comfortable and let her ride it out. She couldn't really see...twitchy...super scared...legs completely useless...puked and pissed the couch.
She's finally coming back to earth this morning. I took the day off to stay with her and make sure she's hydrated and comfy.
Seems like she's going to sleep all day

Fuck, talk about scary things you'd never even think to be scared of your dog getting into. The oil is scary but... like splinters and glass shards etc.
But man, what, was she attracted to the smell or something? Of oil inside a pen?
Can't fault you for that one.
I went to a ski shop party once. The ski area had a few rental/retail shops, but the one I worked at just had like five employees, and no actual manager, just the head of rental/retail serving as our direct manager, but the guy was a former shop rat and was pretty chill, so one of the employees convinced the boss to get the ski area to foot the bill for a little end of season party for just the few of us in that shop. This context is important, because boss man also showed up, and one of theother co workers brought mushies. A couple of us just said no thanks, but I guess boss man felt some pressure to fit in and be one of the gang again and no just boss man so he he paid his own money for some, which he then did not eat, and threw in the bushes in the back yard. We figured this out later, because we noticed my dog was obviously freaking out, and then I remembered him snarfing after something in the bushes just after boss man was over there.
A blue heeler GSD wolf mix on mushies is pretty intense. Not like, aggressive, but just, man you could just tell dude was on one hell of a journey, and just really needed some cuddles for the next 12 hours or so. Like a long time.
We all gave my boss a ton of shit for it. He never admitted it.
Last edited by leroy jenkins; 06-14-2024 at 11:29 AM.
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