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    Any way to semi-legally park a vehicle in a way that makes it impossible for the garbage truck to get at the dumpster?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Or find some gnarly cans of hazardous waste, toss them into it and then report them for dumping hazardous chemicals.
    Go to a painting company and ask for their empty cans. Dump their cans in the dumpster. Call WM and the City Public Works office to report the renovation company using the dumpster to improperly dispose of used paint cans. It will result in a nice big fine.

    the other fun option is to schedule a Chipdrop. If you dont know, https://getchipdrop.com/ puts you on a list for local arborists to come a dump a load of wood chips/mulch on your driveway instead of having to pay to get rid of them. You can add directions of where to drop the chips. They do not call or knock or warn you when the chip drop will be coming. Just one day randomly after sending in the request you will magically have between 10-20yards of wood chips mulch sitting on your driveway or wherever you requested in your directions. Just create a burner email account on gmail and request a chipdrop to the address so that it blocks the parking spots next to the dumpster.

    If you know the pickup schedule, come by the night before and lock the dumpster with a $5 masterlock. Its easy to cut off, but the trash company will not pickup the trash that day. Keep doing that at random the night before the pickup.

    Ask your local grocery store for the expired poultry. Dump the expired poultry into the dumpster so that the juice coats the sides and bottom and it stinks horrifically.

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    Petty Revenge - Help Needed

    It’s almost like you’ve done this before [emoji23]

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    Chip drop is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Chip drop is hilarious.

    and FWIW, if you live in a big tree area like i do, you will most likely get closer to 20yards than the 5yard piles that mostly appear in that video. Its A LOT of material to move and dispose of, and they most certainly will not take it back. Its really an awesome service, and super helpful for cheapasses like me, but also REALLY easy to abuse.

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    i would love to drop some chips on the owners driveway. it’s great for revenge purposes in how it can show up in weeks.

    i don’t think it’s active here though.

    looks like my new house has fallen through so i am stuck here longer.

    final warning sent to wm with relevant statutes and another letter to the city, both with evidence
    from the new camera.

    fucking unreal how companies can make their bad behavior your problem but i guess it’s also typical.
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    Continue to persistent through legitimate means and I'd be willing to bet you will prevail.

    If you have a city or county commissioner for your area, reach out via email. Commissioners snap their fingers and shit gets done.

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    Call; instead of emailing or writing?

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    Is this street actually residential? Renovation companies and daycare facilities are usually going to be in mixed use areas at most.

    This is not the owners fault, this is your fault for living in a mixed use area then complaining about mixed uses.
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    In jurisdictions I’ve worked and lived in there’s still noise ordinances in commercial/industrial zones, just different times and levels.

    It’s entirely possible his side of the street is zoned differently than the side of the street with the business.

    Most noise ordinances have a dB @ distance requirement that would apply here


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    how many of you want to challenge me on this?

    i live on a residential street.

    waste management has acknowledged that i live on a residential street and agreed to change the route multiple times.

    the city agrees i live on a residential street.

    do you know-it-alls know where i live? the civic codes here?

    are you familiar with the zoning in a city in another fucking country?

    do you want my address to come suck my dick?

    if you don’t like the premise as given fuck off.

    i’m not over here saying “i moved in next to the most popular club in town and now i have to shut it down”.

    1. Residential street.

    2. These fuckers opened.

    no idea why they hung a shingle here but it’s their showroom and they’re fucking assholes and no one is doing shit about it.

    also, there are daycares everywhere and they cost 7$/day/kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Call; instead of emailing or writing?
    yes. i have. the city and waste
    management. this is a long burn, mostly of my time and decent sleep. hence why we are now talking about crashing a passenger jet into their building.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker View Post
    how many of you want to challenge me on this?

    i live on a residential street.

    waste management has acknowledged that i live on a residential street and agreed to change the route multiple times.

    the city agrees i live on a residential street.

    do you know-it-alls know where i live? the civic codes here?

    are you familiar with the zoning in a city in another fucking country?

    do you want my address to come suck my dick?

    if you don’t like the premise as given fuck off.

    i’m not over here saying “i moved in next to the most popular club in town and now i have to shut it down”.

    1. Residential street.

    2. These fuckers opened.

    no idea why they hung a shingle here but it’s their showroom and they’re fucking assholes and no one is doing shit about it.

    also, there are daycares everywhere and they cost 7$/day/kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toast2266 View Post
    Any way to semi-legally park a vehicle in a way that makes it impossible for the garbage truck to get at the dumpster?
    recently the town was testing a new hybrid garbage truck where the operator just sits in the truck instead of going out to manualy hook up the bins, I asked the mayor for a demo so she arranged it to run on FB so everyone can see what the truck can do and the arms of those trucks can basicly reach a car width
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    Quote Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker View Post
    yes. i have. the city and waste
    management. this is a long burn, mostly of my time and decent sleep. hence why we are now talking about crashing a passenger jet into their building.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker View Post
    how many of you want to challenge me on this?

    i live on a residential street.

    waste management has acknowledged that i live on a residential street and agreed to change the route multiple times.

    the city agrees i live on a residential street.

    do you know-it-alls know where i live? the civic codes here?

    are you familiar with the zoning in a city in another fucking country?

    do you want my address to come suck my dick?

    if you don’t like the premise as given fuck off.

    i’m not over here saying “i moved in next to the most popular club in town and now i have to shut it down”.

    1. Residential street.

    2. These fuckers opened.

    no idea why they hung a shingle here but it’s their showroom and they’re fucking assholes and no one is doing shit about it.

    also, there are daycares everywhere and they cost 7$/day/kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdironRider View Post
    Is this street actually residential? Renovation companies and daycare facilities are usually going to be in mixed use areas at most.

    This is not the owners fault, this is your fault for living in a mixed use area then complaining about mixed uses.
    Dicks gonna be dicks.

    californiagrown seems to have some good ideas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdironRider View Post
    Color me shocked the neighbor told you pound sand.
    Yeah, it was super rude of me to ask them nicely to comply with the law instead of wreaking havoc on all of their neighbors.

    of course they’re the only people that have given me shit for speaking in English besides one dumb cop so….
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    Put up an ad on clist for a free abandoned dumpster. It'll be gone in a day.

    I randomly do this when I'm tired of looking at cars left wherever. 10 ppl reply and it's gone immediately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ex-powderbroker View Post
    also, there are daycares everywhere and they cost 7$/day/kid.
    Is that real? I guess need to learn to speak Canuckistani….


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    I think you can just order like a box of spiders that you could figure out a way to release into the building. Rats may make their way to your house, but I bet spiders never leave the house.

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    Petty Revenge - Help Needed

    Kill a hooker and dump the body in the dumpster. May or may not make its way back to you but will certainly cause some headaches for the targets.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    I think you can just order like a box of spiders that you could figure out a way to release into the building. Rats may make their way to your house, but I bet spiders never leave the house.
    What are you? an amateur? Box of fire ants or roaches.

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