I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[Touring_Sedan]

JFC.

[muted reborn]

Did it say “Feed me Seymour” or chirp like a baby bird? That’d be hilarious.

No but for 20k i'd hope it would talk and seduce me, similar to the 'Her' relationship of Joaquin Phoenix.



It would never judge a shit. Never.

[nickwm21]

JFC.

Not sure if the horrendous placement is worse than the horrendous selection…


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[Touring_Sedan]

Not sure if the horrendous placement is worse than the horrendous selection…


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Amen. I do the grocery shopping and feel dirty AF when I have to buy that swill, especially when the cashier feels the need to remind me that if I buy 3 more I'll get a discount.

[gaijin]

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That’s standard here. Like, 7/11 standard. And every house.

I’m just surprised we don’t bow to our toilets at this point.

Temperature control. Pressure control. Sound of singing birds control. Some light up on the inner bowl and some have the bathroom’s exhaust fan inside the toilet seat, where it belongs.

That— and the sink to wash my hands is on top of the toilet tank, recycling water and reducing required space.

Before you know it these shitters will be Bluetooth enabled to play the sound of the YouTube video you’re watching while on the thrown.

Best toilets ever, yo. Fuck, I just realized I’m on one right now.

[halliday]

^^I like the singing birds. Sounds pretty relaxing.

[Core Shot]

Best toilets ever, yo. Fuck, I just realized I’m on one right now.

Around these here parts it’s known as iPooping

[riser4]

I like the sound of real birds coming in through the bathroom window right now. They have a lot to say this morning.

[gravitylover]

I know MA, NH, and VT all have them

There's a few on the reservations around NY. The one on the Akwesasne res is also a good weed store. Friendly people that appear to be happy with their situation, we always have good conversations when I stop there. It's so much nicer than the typical stop, pump and leave.

[Meadow Skipper]

I like the sound of real birds coming in through the bathroom window right now. They have a lot to say this morning.

The actual view from my shitter. My wife loved it.

[old goat]

That’s standard here. Like, 7/11 standard. And every house.

I’m just surprised we don’t bow to our toilets at this point.

Temperature control. Pressure control. Sound of singing birds control. Some light up on the inner bowl and some have the bathroom’s exhaust fan inside the toilet seat, where it belongs.

That— and the sink to wash my hands is on top of the toilet tank, recycling water and reducing required space.

Before you know it these shitters will be Bluetooth enabled to play the sound of the YouTube video you’re watching while on the thrown.

Best toilets ever, yo. Fuck, I just realized I’m on one right now.

For the constipated they should play Godzilla movies to scare the shit out of them.

[frorider]

Belongs in the Elderly Parents thread I guess, but I recently learned that frequent constipation is a risk factor for dementia.

[MontuckyFried]

The actual view from my shitter. My wife loved it.

That fence looks like New Mexico! Do I spy a stack of piñon wood?

[Meadow Skipper]

That fence looks like New Mexico! Do I spy a stack of piñon wood?

Yep yep. I’ve lived in NM a while now. My house is made of mud and sticks.

[MontuckyFried]

Yep yep. I’ve lived in NM a while now. My house is made of mud and sticks.

Lovely! There is nothing more delightful to me than that smell whenever I'm up there in winter.

[PB]

Belongs in the Elderly Parents thread I guess, but I recently learned that frequent constipation is a risk factor for dementia.

So ..... how frequent is "frequent"???? And is Metamucil the anti-dementia drug?
Never mind , I don't want to know.

Post internet scramble: takes 3 days (!!!!!!!!!) of non-poopage to be in trouble. Ooof. May be related to microbiome.
Also, not good if you poop more than once a day.

[MontuckyFried]

That’s standard here. Like, 7/11 standard. And every house.

I’m just surprised we don’t bow to our toilets at this point.

Temperature control. Pressure control. Sound of singing birds control. Some light up on the inner bowl and some have the bathroom’s exhaust fan inside the toilet seat, where it belongs.

That— and the sink to wash my hands is on top of the toilet tank, recycling water and reducing required space.

Before you know it these shitters will be Bluetooth enabled to play the sound of the YouTube video you’re watching while on the thrown.

Best toilets ever, yo. Fuck, I just realized I’m on one right now.

Damn. Now THAT'S living! Exhaust fan INSIDE the toilet seat? Genius!

[riser4]

So ..... how frequent is "frequent"???? And is Metamucil the anti-dementia drug?
Never mind , I don't want to know.

Post internet scramble: takes 3 days (!!!!!!!!!) of non-poopage to be in trouble. Ooof. May be related to microbiome.
Also, not good if you poop more than once a day.

Um, bad to poop more than once a day? Asking for a friend.

[bennymac]

Um, bad to poop more than once a day? Asking for a friend.

[Diamond Joe]

Um, bad to poop more than once a day? Asking for a friend.

Pretty sure 2x a day is fairly normal

[old goat]

I was taught that the Yanomani of Brazil shit 5 times per day, due to their mostly low value vegetablie diet. I cannot verify.

[PB]

Ya know man (i), they're healthy as heck right up until they die on average at 38 years.

What if you're all over the map, ranging from 3x/day to once per 48 hours?
Also asking for a friend.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Um, bad to poop more than once a day? Asking for a friend.

It’s BS, people don’t poop enough. Most people don’t eat enough vegetable fiber. More pooping is better for your colon

Once a day is the minimum

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[Mazderati]

The ACG disagrees.

"Constipation is often thought of as a decrease in the number of bowel movements/day, and many people think that they need to have a bowel movement every day. But this is not correct. If you have three bowel movements each week, and feel well, you are healthy. Constipation also means too much straining with bowel movements, or passage of small hard stools or a sense that they have not completely emptied their bowels. The American College of Gastroenterology defines constipation based upon symptoms including unsatisfactory defecation with either infrequent stools, difficulty in passing stool or both. But if there is a new change in bowel habits, people should consult with their doctor."

https://gi.org/topics/constipation-a...tion-problems/

[Bunion 2020]

It’s BS, people don’t poop enough. Most people don’t eat enough vegetable fiber. More pooping is better for your colon

Once a day is the minimum

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I have become a big fan of the Kirkland Benefiber copy. 1x dosage every other day has made a huge difference. Nothing better than a great big steamer that comes out clean and you know where the end was.

TMI?