NHL 2023 Season

[atree]

FWIW, my not-that-into sports wife’s suggestions are the:
Oh-my-heckers
Frickerz
Jell-O Makers
Honey Drippers
Honey Buns
Pollinators
Pioneers
Converters

Or her real favorite:
Fornicators

I like the Utah Jacks…

But if we’re going to compete with Nashville and Detroit, need to be able to smuggle a related object to toss on the ice, so, with the exception of Jell-O shots, probably should go with Cutthroats!

Full disclosure, Uinta sponsored our beer league team and we are/were the Cutthroats.


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Pollinators is strong.


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[goldenboy]

Don't hate it at all, and it's 100x better than anything in the poll.

Only one I could come close to voting for was Outlaws.

Cutthroats and Outlaws are both current/ former CO team names, too.

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[lifelinksplit]

Ok. I can't take anymore Utah conjecture. There's actual hockey being played. I can't believe the avs almost came back after maybe the worst period and a half of playoff hockey I've seen this post season.

Also panarin with the dirty game ender.

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[adrian.bee]

Salt Lake Soakers

[From_the_NEK]

"Cutthroats" for a hockey team name probably wouldn't go over well with a large segment of the population. The uproar after this happened was pretty big...

[The SnowShow]

The Utah Mormons. I mean, Boston has the Celtics…

Or the Utah Rap (someone may have said that here)?

So one of the whitest states would have two teams named after music created by African-Americans.

[heckacali]

Utah Golden Plates

[From_the_NEK]

Looks like the bruins are back to their strategy of not shooting the puck.

[Diamond Joe]

Looks like the bruins are back to their strategy of not shooting the puck.

Its a solid strategy. For losing more hockey games.

Seems like almost every game the B's don't really show up till the 2nd period and play the entire 1st in the defensive zone, don't connect on easy passes, can't clear the zone, commit turnovers, commit penalties... Its infuriating

[stealurface831]

Bs are a tough watch right now.


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[JimmyCarter]

They’re dead

[From_the_NEK]

Screw hockey, I'm going aurora chasing. Most powerful storm in 40 years going on right now. If you have clear sky and it is dark you should be able to see Aurora tonight.

[Diamond Joe]

Ugh Debrusk missed a fucking open layup that would've brought it to within 1. FL sticks a fork in it 30 seconds later

[ötzi]

Bs looked good for about 5 minutes in the second and that’s it.

[Kenny Satch]

Looks like the Bruins are turning into the Leafs.
As much as I like seeing the Bruins lose on home ice the game sucked.
I reserve the right to despise and admire the Bruins when they play their best. I felt neither.

[Diamond Joe]

As stealurface said upthread, the Bruins are a tough watch right now. They're playing on their heels, they're not making tape to tape passes that kids in high school make, they're not clearing the puck, they're committing egregious turnovers, and wicked fucking dumb penalties (too many men on the ice MULTIPLE times?!? inexcusable). They're getting thoroughly out shot, out hustled, and completely out played, and spending the vast majority of the game in their defensive zone, not clearing the puck when they get the chance. Thats living dangerously.

Outside of the game 7 OT winner, Pastrnak has ZERO goals in the last 7 games, and Marchand - the B's all time leading playoff scorer - also has 0 goals. In SEVEN fucking games!! B's somehow have the top TWO players in giveaways in the playoffs, and Charlie Coyle is leading that stat by a fairly wide margin.

TL;DR the Bruins suck right now, bad.

[heckacali]

Reason to smile

[stealurface831]

Canes alive.


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[old goat]

Some amazing plays in the Avs-Stars game last night on both sides. The AVs goal middle of the 2nd especially. The best game I've watched in Round 2, if you like skilz. Too bad for you East coast folks who aren't allowed to stay up past your bed time.

[Diamond Joe]

Some amazing plays in the Avs-Stars game last night on both sides. The AVs goal middle of the 2nd especially. The best game I've watched in Round 2, if you like skilz. Too bad for you East coast folks who aren't allowed to stay up past your bed time.

That was a great game. I was psyched for a late start Saturday night game since the better half was visiting her parants.

[atree]

The irony of the bruins being up in arms over hit on Marchand is rich, even for Boston. He’s a top-five scumbag every season.

On different note, loved Pasternak dropping them in game two. Tons of respect and I despise the bruins.


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[stealurface831]

Pasta heard the talk and said fuck that noise.


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[wkd-rdr]

Some amazing plays in the Avs-Stars game last night on both sides. The AVs goal middle of the 2nd especially. The best game I've watched in Round 2, if you like skilz. Too bad for you East coast folks who aren't allowed to stay up past your bed time.

Like, how hard is it to drop the puck a little earlier on a fucking *Saturday*.
8pm MST is late and I live here.


and the 752pm drop on weeknights
.. I gotta call the kid out of 1st class the next day every damn time.

[From_the_NEK]

How the fuck was that not goalie interference?

[jackstraw]

How the fuck was that not goalie interference?

Hard to agree with that no call. And they score again