I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[oftpiste]

Sink pee is the pee of choice on the boat. Drains out of a through-hull. I learned this from a woman who for a time lived on a sailboat. It was fun to get the lessons.

[Buster Highmen]

Sink pee is the pee of choice on the boat.

Only because they don't have a laundry chute.

[Art Shirk]

Sink pee is the pee of choice on the boat. Drains out of a through-hull. I learned this from a woman who for a time lived on a sailboat. It was fun to get the lessons.

Hey, I used that sink.

You got a 42.8x10^6 million gallon urinal off the bow to use.


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[MakersTeleMark]

The solution to pollution is dilution.

[neufox47]

I rarely have cause to post in here and this doesn’t exactly fit but…

My wife does all the laundry for our two small boys and us. She also works full time and it’s a huge time suck, probably spends 4-5 hours a week minimum doing laundry, folding, putting it away per week. I realized the other day that there’s a wash, dry and fold place 1 mile from our house and they charge $1.50 a lb. I was feeling generous so I said hey, I know this is a major chore why don’t you just start bringing the laundry in and I’ll pay for it. Her answer was, “no, that’s too much work I’d rather just do it myself. We are talking about going into a store and dropping off and picking up laundry 1 mile away. Instead of making the laundry for the week a <1 hr task it’s easier for it to take 4-6 hours…


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[singlecross]

If you haven’t opened the screen and pee’d out your bedroom window, have you really lived a full and rewarding life? The cool night air, the chirping of the crickets, glow of the moon, burp/small upchuck of Jack and Coke…

[old goat]

May I share this among my peers?

I'm told that once when I was little and learning to pee at night, my mom got me up and directed me towards the bathroom.
Across the hall from the bathroom was the laundry chute door, which I opened and to her horror, peed into.

So I'll see your sink peeing and raise you a laundry chute pee.

No I don't golf, I'm ancient but hope to carve around on my bike and skis and occasionally cast a fly until I can't see.

(just trying to tie the room together)

Before you try peeing in the laundry chute again I strongly suggest you reread my post about Kenny Epstein.
I would also suggest that a laundry chute low enough for a little kid to piss in is probably not to code. (I know ours isn't.)

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Does anyone else see the irony of people making fun of an old man by telling dad jokes?

[Core Shot]

If you haven’t opened the screen and pee’d out your bedroom window, have you really lived a full and rewarding life? The cool night air, the chirping of the crickets, glow of the moon, burp/small upchuck of Jack and Coke…

I was right there with you. Until the Jack and coke upchuck.

[MakersTeleMark]

If you haven’t rolled down the back glass of a monster station wagon and pee’d out the window, have you really lived a full and rewarding life? The cool night air, the chirping of the crickets, glow of the moon, the thump thump of the pavement, the burp/small upchuck of cheap beer and tequila…

FIFY

[dan_pdx]

If you haven’t opened the screen and pee’d out your bedroom window, have you really lived a full and rewarding life? The cool night air, the chirping of the crickets, glow of the moon, burp/small upchuck of Jack and Coke…

My dorm room my freshman year of college was on the back side of the dorm with a lawn and some trees between me and the road. The windows in that place were basically designed to piss out of, big sliders that came down to mid thigh. It was architectural malpractice, what did they think was going to happen? Many pisses were taken from that window.

The next year, I was in the same dorm but on the courtyard side so I only used the window urinal late at night when it was raining. I'm not a total animal after all

[bennymac]

Who doesn’t like peeing out the gondi window on a long ride?

(also what should we name the “law” that states “all padded room threads end at peeing and/or sticking things up your ass)

[Art Shirk]

Does anyone else see the irony of people making fun of an old man by telling dad jokes?

Just some mild chiding and having a bit of fun. No harm intended OG. I dole out dad jokes on the daily.


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[AlpiNord]

I learned how to pee outside at my grandparents cabin in upper Minnesota. After we returned to suburbia, my mom was horrified when I was out on the front lawn proudly making a golden shower as the neighbors were walking by.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

I rarely have cause to post in here and this doesn’t exactly fit but…

My wife does all the laundry for our two small boys and us. She also works full time and it’s a huge time suck, probably spends 4-5 hours a week minimum doing laundry, folding, putting it away per week. I realized the other day that there’s a wash, dry and fold place 1 mile from our house and they charge $1.50 a lb. I was feeling generous so I said hey, I know this is a major chore why don’t you just start bringing the laundry in and I’ll pay for it. Her answer was, “no, that’s too much work I’d rather just do it myself. We are talking about going into a store and dropping off and picking up laundry 1 mile away. Instead of making the laundry for the week a <1 hr task it’s easier for it to take 4-6 hours…


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You and your boys could fold and put away your clothes, that might be a better place to start.


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[old goat]

Just some mild chiding and having a bit of fun. No harm intended OG. I dole out dad jokes on the daily.


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No harm taken. Friendly insults is how I was brought up.

[oftpiste]

Hey, I used that sink.

You got a 42.8x10^6 million gallon urinal off the bow to use.

You did, and rest assured I clean it after each use. That big urinal off the bow is great, but every time I use it that way in a marina or anchorage some fucking Karen makes a fuss, and when I'm under way it's just a lot safer to use the sink and not try to hang my hamster-like manhood over the rail for a whiz.

[old goat]

I recommend the stern, at least when you're under way.

[BCMtnHound]

I recommend the stern, at least when you're under way.

Dude, blowback off the transom. Like pissing into the wind.

Just use the scuppers like a proper sailor. Gender friendly even. Thought you said your wife had a boat

[oftpiste]

I recommend the stern, at least when you're under way.

Depends on the wind of course, but it's just easier and safer to piss in the fuckin' sink when under way.

[Art Shirk]

You did, and rest assured I clean it after each use. That big urinal off the bow is great, but every time I use it that way in a marina or anchorage some fucking Karen makes a fuss, and when I'm under way it's just a lot safer to use the sink and not try to hang my hamster-like manhood over the rail for a whiz.

No judgment here. You probably used a sink in my house that I peed in. We’re even.


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[XXX-er]

how does an I love my wife thread turn into an xtended micturation debacle ?

[Art Shirk]

Most threads I’m in turn out this way.




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[Core Shot]

how does an I love my wife thread turn into an xtended micturation debacle ?

I just want to understand this, sir.
Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

[old goat]

Dude, blowback off the transom. Like pissing into the wind.

Just use the scuppers like a proper sailor. Gender friendly even. Thought you said your wife had a boat

You and I are obviously thinking of different kinds of boats.

[neufox47]

You and your boys could fold and put away your clothes, that might be a better place to start.


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Yea I’ll get the 2 and 4 year old on it stat.