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Thread: A-Basin skiers can eat a bag of dicks

  1. #701
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    If we don't grow the sport, there won't be any skiers in just a few years.

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    That looks like a huge bag of dicks

    How many dicks are in one bag? Asking for a friend.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    I don’t know, but didn’t know you could fit that many in Beavers at once

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    Quote Originally Posted by possum View Post
    I don’t know, but didn’t know you could fit that many in Beavers at once
    So, are you saying that's a lot of dicks in Beavers? More dicks in Beavers than you've ever seen?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    So, are you saying that's a lot of dicks in Beavers? More dicks in Beavers than you've ever seen?
    This one time there were so many dicks in the beavers that no other dicks could cram in so they had to go below to the cellar. The dicks that couldn’t fit in the cellar had to hang out in the bald spot.


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    I fear that if ikoners get unlimited days then the beavers and the cellar and the bald spot will always be crammed with dicks. And that’s not my bag.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    So, are you saying that's a lot of dicks in Beavers? More dicks in Beavers than you've ever seen?
    Targhee has a run called “Beaver Dicks”.

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    full on spring out there today. east wall lap, firm fast chalk on the shady aspects, slush fest in zuma, scary ice in SG1, then some beers and bmx groomers to cap off the day. I mean that is a day right there.

    lots of slide debris on the wall but still some fun some soft snow where it didn't go.

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    Mandatory $20 parking reservations required on weekends all next year. It has begun. The decline into the Alterra corporate shithole is picking up speed. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain. Fuck you Alterra for ruining the best front range skiing.

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    I just read through the parking info page. My burning questions: If you get a $150 season parking pass do you still need to make a reservation each day to use it? What happens if you have a season parking pass, make reservation and don't show up? Would not be surprised if these questions are not answered for several months.

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    Sounds like you still need a reservation with parking pass. Idk I understand the reservations thing for weekends, probably has to happen but $20 on top of that. Fuck. This stinks.

    I would say this is all happening because they will be changing the ikon pass access to unlimited with either base or full ikon.

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    I feel nauseous

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leshphilling77 View Post
    Sounds like you still need a reservation with parking pass. Idk I understand the reservations thing for weekends, probably has to happen but $20 on top of that. Fuck. This stinks.

    I would say this is all happening because they will be changing the ikon pass access to unlimited with either base or full ikon.
    Absolutely that is the real reason.

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    A-Basin skiers can eat a bag of dicks

    Quote Originally Posted by Leshphilling77 View Post
    I feel nauseous
    This


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    Total bullshit. It's also total bullshit that they are claiming this has nothing to do with Alterra.

    Sounds like a logistical nightmare. The number of folks showing up without a res will be significant. Big backups on hwy6 as they deal with every car rolling in. And I doubt you'll get a refund if your plans change.

    They appear to be following the same model as Crystal Mountain for parking. I expect they will also follow Crystal in regards to Ikon passes - unlimited for full, 5 days for base.

    This is just the start of what's to come under the asshats at Alterra doing their best to fuck up yet another resort.

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    A lot of dicks being choked on today
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    A lot of dicks being choked on today
    Bags and bags of dicks!

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    A-Basin skiers can eat a bag of dicks

    Also, they’re hinting at Ikon changes, so no point renewing my Basin pass if I can get unlimited with full Ikon.

    This whole thing just sucks a bag of dicks

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    For years, the term of choice has been dick sandwich. But if you glutards wanna skip the bread and eat them straight outta the bag...your choice

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    All this talk about dicks reminded me of this scene:

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    What if someone with a res leaves at 11am? Does a reservation spot go back into the pool? So many questions. Might be time to move. But where?

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    Honest question. This is a $2k pass with no IKON?

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    A-Basin skiers can eat a bag of dicks

    I’m fucking livid. I personally have the flexibility to ski weekdays so whatever but the weekends are for skiing with the family. My wife has had it with the traffic, getting up super early and now the endless increases in prices. It’s hard enough to consistently ski with kids these days while living in a city. I feel like I should just give up on weekends but then when the fuck would I get to ski with my daughter?

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    Where is left? Skiing has gone to shit everywhere. Fuck. The basin was my last hope. Buying a sled? I kinda hate sleds.

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    Livid?

    You are replaceable with someone that will pay the price. Did you not have this scenario in your life plan?

    What did a pass to The Basin cost in 1995?

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