I'm related to Otzi the Iceman

[Timberridge]

The real one. Not the imposter here on the forums.

[BmillsSkier]

Ah, so you're Italian!

[Timberridge]

Well not spaghetti and meatballs Italian according to the final results. It seems they may have passed that way 10,000 years ago.

[BmillsSkier]

Next time someone in the family makes a family tree or even a large family portrait see if you can work Otzi in there somewhere without anyone noticing.

[Aldo]

Well not spaghetti and meatballs Italian according to the final results. It seems they may have passed that way 10,000 years ago.

Way to be patient, did they pay you to use the search??

[Name Redacted]

That means we are related. Ugh. I too am related to Otzi

[Timberridge]

That means we are related. Ugh. I too am related to Otzi

I'll invite you to the next family reunion.

Way to be patient, did they pay you to use the search??

I don't understand the question. You spit in a tube and pay them.

[AK47bp]

Big whoop. We all came from Adam and Eve’s hot brother sister sex.

[Aldo]

I’ll speak slower and use my hands more, better? Aren’t they going out of business?

[Timberridge]

I’ll speak slower and use my hands more, better? Aren’t they going out of business?

I'm not an investor in the stock. Why would I care? I got the thing as a gift. They sent me the results. I don't need a 3 yr bumper to bumper warranty from here.

[BmillsSkier]

Regardless, I’m pretty sure the warranty on Ötzi is long since expired anyway.

[Viva]

Do you also have permanent shrinkage?

[JimmyCarter]

Do you also have permanent shrinkage?

[The Reverend Floater]

I'm not an investor in the stock. Why would I care? I got the thing as a gift. They sent me the results. I don't need a 3 yr bumper to bumper warranty from here.

I'll be curious to see who buys them and their data, that's for sure. I wouldn't be super stoked on someone like Elon or Zuck owning my DNA information.

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[Woodsy]

Timberridge skis in genes.

[m2711c]

I'm not an investor in the stock. Why would I care? I got the thing as a gift. They sent me the results. I don't need a 3 yr bumper to bumper warranty from here.

so whats the custody chain of the timberridge DNA sample in the up coming 23&me bankruptcy proceedings?

somebody’s be getting top-tier cloning material on the cheap. Pennies on the dollar, man. timberridge gonna be the next jango fett.

[PNWbrit]

I'm not an investor in the stock. Why would I care? I got the thing as a gift. They sent me the results. I don't need a 3 yr bumper to bumper warranty from here.

You're probably remotely genetically baptized as a Mormon or Scientologist now.

Congratulations!

[ötzi]

I'll be curious to see who buys them and their data, that's for sure. I wouldn't be super stoked on someone like Elon or Zuck owning my DNA information.

ancestry.com @ :30

[Meadow Skipper]

Timberridge skis in genes.

That was good.

[Name Redacted]

That was good.

No shit!

[subtle plague]

Big whoop. We all came from Adam and Eve’s hot brother sister sex.

Interestingly we are all descendabts of the 5000 or so individuals who survived the Toba Eruption and the worldwude aftermath.

[jono]

Timberridge skis in genes.

Apparently he skis in iceman's genes.

[rideit]

I bet Otzi was a fucking demon with a maul.

[sb]

Mauls of phun.

He was one cool cat.

[JimmyCarter]

Apparently he skis in iceman's genes.

Well why was iceman doing that all over the trails???