Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[Laps]

I agree, but I would bet good money this kid has not skated more than 5x in his life.


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[paulster2626]

I agree, but I would bet good money this kid has not skated more than 5x in his life.


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Oh he's a little kid? I love it when little kids talk big about themselves to each other - always funny!

[lifelinksplit]

Here's something even crazier: Yesterday I saw pics of people riding the Discovery bike park in Montana. In January. This bike park is on a fucking ski area. A testament to how insanely dry it's been this season. BTW I think they were poaching. I don't think it's officially open.

Where was the pic? I'll bet it was one of the bike park boys. I feel like the gaper this year, I'm heading up 2moro for my first day.....by far the latest in 25 years to make first turns. At least we finally have ice in town so I can go skate and play hockey.

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[Laps]

Oh he's a little kid? I love it when little kids talk big about themselves to each other - always funny!

Kid compared to me…he was a junior in college. Still funny though.


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[old goat]

Mouth-breather dad on the gondy Jan 2nd: "I don't understand why it's so icy, they reported 28" over Christmas..."

My kid was skiing in CO recently and was saying it was icy, something I never heard him say before, so it must have been,

[buckethead]

We were talking to a new skier on the chair and he told us “I started skiing 2 years ago, and pizza just wasn’t for me, so I went straight to french fry.” I laughed so hard I almost fell off the chair.


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dude should get some reverse-camber boards so he can cheeto

[NBABUCKS1]

guy in the single line: we have 3 and want to ride together, we'll take the next one

me: it's the singles line get it together

guy: chill out bro (as there are 30 people behind them)

[Cocximus]

Single line is for gapers. Go to the regular line and start filtering until you hit a full row.

[shank]

Do Craigslist ads count? To be fair “axiom” upside down really does look like “woixe”…





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[m2711c]

Screamin’ deal though, no matter how the jong pronounces it…

[old goat]

Single line is for gapers. Go to the regular line and start filtering until you hit a full row.

Do it right--push your way forward, duck under ropes between lanes--preferrably pulling their stakes out of the snow so the lines fall down, walk over people's skis, whatever it takes.

[Cocximus]

Do it right--push your way forward, duck under ropes between lanes--preferrably pulling their stakes out of the snow so the lines fall down, walk over people's skis, whatever it takes.

This is the way.

[skaredshtles]

guy in the single line: we have 3 and want to ride together, we'll take the next one

me: it's the singles line get it together

guy: chill out bro (as there are 30 people behind them)

That's some bullshit right there.

[tgapp]

So the other day at roughly 3:30 pm I was cruising groomers since there wasn't much else to do and my legs were shot from skiing a bunch - came up to the top of a steeper blue to see a dude with a day pass standing at the top of a steeper shot, looking down. i slowed down passing him and then saw the carnage beneath him; two children and an adult female, all yardselled roughly equidistant from one another, all missing poles and skis.

First responder mode kicks in and I ski down, collecting remnants of the carnage as I go. Grab skis, ski to the first child (an ~8 year old girl) who is clearly shaken but okay, give her her skis and head down to the next kid (a ~5 year boy) who is absolutely wailing at the top of his lungs and holding on to his leg - I slow down, put his skis next to him, and grab my phone & pass and start calling ski patrol, the whole time I am trying to comfort him and assure him that things are going to be okay, and finally, the guy from the top of the run joins me and gets all huffy and defensive as I try to help his kid who is in SERIOUS distress "Hey man, my kid's fine, Johnny, you're fine, and listen man, you can keep skiing, the situation is under control". At this point, the woman towards the bottom of the run has already post holed up 75' or so, and now the Dad decides to intervene?? What on god's green earth?

Not really a gaper quote but who the fuck WATCHES their family all collectively eat shit from the top and does absolutely nothing about it?

My fucking god. Go back to Ohio.

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[Lvovsky]

This is the way.

It is known.

[Core Shot]

Anyone I've seen who is a really good hockey player try skiing does this. Yes, that's 3 people, but still 100% success rate!

"If you can skate, you can ski."
-Paulster2626

Late bloomer at 17. But I skated. Friends said hockey stop left. Stop right. Ditched me and said you got this. I did eventually. No pizza needed.

[baron]

So the other day at roughly 3:30 pm I was cruising groomers since there wasn't much else to do and my legs were shot from skiing a bunch - came up to the top of a steeper blue to see a dude with a day pass standing at the top of a steeper shot, looking down. i slowed down passing him and then saw the carnage beneath him; two children and an adult female, all yardselled roughly equidistant from one another, all missing poles and skis.

First responder mode kicks in and I ski down, collecting remnants of the carnage as I go. Grab skis, ski to the first child (an ~8 year old girl) who is clearly shaken but okay, give her her skis and head down to the next kid (a ~5 year boy) who is absolutely wailing at the top of his lungs and holding on to his leg - I slow down, put his skis next to him, and grab my phone & pass and start calling ski patrol, the whole time I am trying to comfort him and assure him that things are going to be okay, and finally, the guy from the top of the run joins me and gets all huffy and defensive as I try to help his kid who is in SERIOUS distress "Hey man, my kid's fine, Johnny, you're fine, and listen man, you can keep skiing, the situation is under control". At this point, the woman towards the bottom of the run has already post holed up 75' or so, and now the Dad decides to intervene?? What on god's green earth?

Not really a gaper quote but who the fuck WATCHES their family all collectively eat shit from the top and does absolutely nothing about it?

My fucking god. Go back to Ohio.

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WoW

[yeahman]

Where was the pic? I'll bet it was one of the bike park boys. I feel like the gaper this year, I'm heading up 2moro for my first day.....by far the latest in 25 years to make first turns. At least we finally have ice in town so I can go skate and play hockey.

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I think it was on evil_eva_shreds Instagram story which has since disappeared.

[Buster Highmen]

Not really a gaper quote but who the fuck WATCHES their family all collectively eat shit from the top and does absolutely nothing about it?

Sounds like my FIL. He never wanted his children to expect the world to be nice to them.

[yeahman]

I never skied behind my kids, so they learned early on it was up to them to get their shit together if they had a yardsale. Only way I was hiking back uphill was if they were hurt, which fortunately never happened.

[interloper]

Sounds like my FIL. He never wanted his children to expect the world to be nice to them.

Boy named Sue.

[Supermoon]

Had a guy bash into me trying to get past me in the lift line today. No sorry, didn’t look back, nothing. He was trying to catch up to his kid so I didn’t worry about that other than the speed and rudeness it was executed with.

To retaliate I skied up onto the tails of his skis. When he stumbled trying to get going I said, “oh sorry, didn’t see you there” [emoji23]

Never try to out passive-aggressive someone from central Wisconsin.

[romeo tango]

.... To retaliate I skied up onto the tails of his skis ....

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ya, that's a good one, eh?

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[mtnjam]

Had a guy bash into me trying to get past me in the lift line today. No sorry, didn’t look back, nothing. He was trying to catch up to his kid so I didn’t worry about that other than the speed and rudeness it was executed with.

To retaliate I skied up onto the tails of his skis. When he stumbled trying to get going I said, “oh sorry, didn’t see you there” [emoji23]

Never try to out passive-aggressive someone from central Wisconsin.

Was this at Bogus? Had some guy earlier this season whining to my friend about getting scratches on his shitty board from my buddies skis hitting and touching his board in the lift line up.

Where you from in Central Wisconsin. Most don't realize how passive-aggressive Wisconsinites are, kill 'em with "niceness".

[old goat]

Everything I know about the upper Midwest I learned from watching Fargo.