Neighbors...

[old goat]

IME if a dog lives in your house another dog is gona pee/ shit there, so I don't have a dog if there is dog shit anywhere in the yard the renter is responsible to pick it up cuz even if his dog didnt do it its cuz of his dog

so he was careful to take dog across the street to shit on the catholic church

I know things are different in the great white north but in CA the law is your dog can shit and pee on someone else's lawn but you have to pick up the shit. That seems eminently reasonable to me. Takes into account the biological facts of dog life and the responsibility of the dog owner.
Now if you let your own dog piss and shit on your front yard, yeah it's going to be hard to keep other dogs from doing it. So don't.

Line I heard in an otherwise shitty movie--"We're not neighbors, we just live near each other."

[liv2ski]

GL’s biggest mistake is dog shit goes under the car door handles, not on the porch. Rookie.

Right? On the front porch? Pfffft
We live on a corner. 100 feet on one side and 50 on the other. A few fucktards leave poops out there. Luckily I have plastic poop bags to pick up after my dogs, so I can handle the occasional dump left behind. I did see a young man out walking, dog shit on my neighbors lawn and he started to walk off. I approached him with a bag and asked him to always clean up after his dog. I could tell he was unhappy, so I mentioned me leaving dog shit all over his door handles if he keeps this up. He really didn't like that, but he picked it up and left.

[XXX-er]

besides they are catholics eh

[PB]

The trick is to not make a direct association with the source of the sabotage e.g. stuff the neighbor's car full of weasels that will shit all over everything in their frenzy to tear their way out.

[Ski220]

As a rule, people in general suck.

FIFY.
Helps explain a lot of things. Some own dogs.

[bobz]

My wife delights in tuning into the theater of the inane at Nextdoor.com, and she pointed me to this conversation, from the great minds in our local area...

Rosemary F
I went to Costco n bought eggs the weight was way to heavy. Im returning them. No way can these eggs way so much. Is America trying to kill us. Im getting chickens because old schools the way to go.

Justin J.
How much do they weigh?

Matt S.
Don't egg her on 😆

Bennett L.
Hormones in a lot of our food, they give it to chickens, cows, lambs, etc to fatten them up for profits, then guess who ends up eating it? It’s making us sick & gigantic too

Kendall G
Wow, thanks for the heads up. This is alarming.

Lisa V.
Seriously??!!

Mel T
This post would've best been put on Twitter, instead of nextdoor.

Kyle K
Wow, no weigh!

Bianka M
So what’s your point? And are you comparing them to a 24 pack or a 12 pack?

Valerie A.
Bianka ...and comparing large, x-large, jumbo? many variables to consider.

Bill M
Eggs size is determined by weight: for example, Large eggs are 2 oz. and Jumbo are 2.5 oz. Could it be that Rosemary bought a larger size that didn't work well in her recipes?

Bianka M
maybe but I don’t recall Costco having eggs in multiple sizes.

Brandon M.
Costco only sells Large eggs.

Craig H.
Uggg, this is the post that is "trending on Nextdoor"... that is sad

Rodger V
This comment is also not useful.

Zach D
So you lifted the eggs into the cart, lifted them out of the cart to the counter to pay and brought them home then realized they were too heavy?

Patricia A
Well I'm totally confused. If they weigh more isnt that more for your $$?

Tom I.
No everyone knows the weight is in the yoke!

Roy S
I bought some jumbo shrimp the other day. I brought it back to my extra large tiny home. After driving on the parkway, I parked in my driveway.

Julie B
I’d like to complain about the person on my flight at the window seat across the middle aisle but in the same row. They are the only ones with their window shade up. So bright and annoying.

Loren S
This is almost as useful as the dog poop in trash cans post

Valerie A.
Curious - too heavy for what? Compared to what? Maybe her other eggs are too light. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

Jeffrey F
Insane ramblings like this are the only reason I use Nextdoor. Thank you, Rosemary.

Victoria E
Adding my 5 cents here! The eggs I bough the other day seems way toooooo small, I think I’m going to return it to Costco. LOL

Kim K
maybe you could just trade with the OP? 😂

[Bunion 2020]

Humans are doomed. Except for those tribes in the middle of Bumfuck that have been able to avoid contamination. Stupidity is contagious.

[bobz]

I just posted, "Are they golden eggs? Check before you return them."

[Supermoon]

Humans are doomed. Except for those tribes in the middle of Bumfuck that have been able to avoid contamination. Stupidity is contagious.

The people in the middle of bumfuck are just a different flavor of stupid, not immune.

[gravitylover]

Sorry I was out all day. This is the same people, one couple has 6 dogs and they've been asked a dozen times to keep moving and not just stop and stand there while the dogs in the house go crazy. Our dogs never go in front because we have a fenced yard so other than these 6 dogs and one other from further down the street that loves to pee on anything it can we've given them no reason to stop here. The one from down the street is very aggressive and lunges at us if we're outside at all, it's like it enjoys bothering our dogs and the owners laugh when I ask them not to do that. This has been going on for years.

The last straw was watching the couple with the 6 dogs stop and wait until the dogs shit by the garbage can. That's when I scooped it up. Just the day before we had to sit in the car with our dog for a few minutes while she stood in the street letting the dog piss on our mailbox 10 feet away while our dog went nuts in the car. When it finished she still stood there so I asked her to walk away a bit and she said that the dog wasn't ready and she'd go when it was. It won't escalate because they're usually a pretty passive lesbian couple but when it comes to their dogs they're assholes.

[old goat]

Uh, you left the best part for last.

[SKIP IN7RO]

No shit, he's fucked.

[PB]

OMFG this thread just entered the worm/poop hole.

[brutah]

My dog does poop on certain lawns more often than others but I also pick up my dogs shit especially when it’s on a neighbor’s lawn cause I don’t want to be viewed as an asshole.

We also have a lady that frequently walks 6+ dogs in our neighborhood that never picks up all the shit bitch gives the rest of us dog owners a bad name….

So I like response of putting poop on the lesbian couples stoop. Fuck em plus lesbians aren’t gonna shoot ya up until they do

[Vt-Freeheel]

Knowing Butta, I bet dogs don't shit by his mailbox

[Dantheman]

The trick is to not make a direct association with the source of the sabotage e.g. stuff the neighbor's car full of weasels that will shit all over everything in their frenzy to tear their way out.

Someone here once posted about how someone they knew would toss a handful of birdseed on their asshole neighbors car every night. Obviously, this attracted birds so their car was always covered in bird shit, but the birds ate all the seed so the guy never got wise to it.

[Harry]

We need pics of these lesbians.


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[riser4]

Someone here once posted about how someone they knew would toss a handful of birdseed on their asshole neighbors car every night. Obviously, this attracted birds so their car was always covered in bird shit, but the birds ate all the seed so the guy never got wise to it.

My wife likes that idea.

[PB]

Or ..... a hot wire, set up 4" of the ground, along the front yard boarder. Granted, this unfairly punishes the dog, but maybe ..... just maybe ..... the owner will instinctively reach down and grab their shrieking baby and ..... bam!

[skaredshtles]

My wife delights in tuning into the theater of the inane at Nextdoor.com, and she pointed me to this conversation, from the great minds in our local area...

...

[gravitylover]

I talked to one of the people this morning and said it's not about pissing on my weeds or mailbox or even the occasional poop but why do you have to just stand there when it's obvious that it bothers our dogs? 'Oh it's ok they're just talking to each other. What's the big deal?' She thinks I should put a board over the lower part of the window so the dogs can't see down to the street...

[mcski]

That’s annoying but it’s your dogs problem for not being trained properly

[riser4]

I talked to one of the people this morning and said it's not about pissing on my weeds or mailbox or even the occasional poop but why do you have to just stand there when it's obvious that it bothers our dogs? 'Oh it's ok they're just talking to each other. What's the big deal?' She thinks I should put a board over the lower part of the window so the dogs can't see down to the street...

I'm hopeful this person has not and will not breed.

[Mustonen]

My dogs go apeshit every time the neighbor walks up his driveway. Or when the other neighbor lets his dogs out. Both can barely be spied from one of our patio doors during the fall/winter months after the leaves fall.

It never occurred to me to be mad at the neighbors for this. But that’s a fun way to approach it.

[XXX-er]

I said to an aqaiuntance "So that gal ( hot) you introduced me to living in your basement, what is her name again? " to which T said " well she doesnt live there anymore and the town is making us rip out the illegal suite "

wtf there is nowhere for people to live and they want to get rid of your suite ?

The suite got reported to the town and T pointed out " she did have 3 dogs "

I'm hopeful this person has not and will not breed.

I'm pretty sure I read they are lesbians ?