Meet the Maggots

**lowsparkco** · 08-08-2023, 04:25 PM

The post from this username on the Paulina fatality says,

What can man do but send vibes?

Haha. Might as well admit you’re a bot.

**TeleTerrapin** · 10-01-2023, 01:39 AM

Long time lurker looking to post on recovered 2013 account.

Hard to post valuable replies when any substantive reply gets you a "post denied" message...

**TeleTerrapin** · 10-01-2023, 01:44 AM

Any other bay area telemarkers?

Ridiculous that an account from 2013 has to go through these hoops just to post....

**TeleTerrapin** · 10-01-2023, 01:49 AM

Is that too much to ask? I've had this back up account since 2013.

My main account got hacked and was lost. I was never a super active poster but I bought some Scarpa F1 boots back in 2014 and Atomic Chugachs in 2015.

Please help

**Brock Landers** · 10-02-2023, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by TeleTerrapin

Is that too much to ask? I've had this back up account since 2013.

My main account got hacked and was lost. I was never a super active poster but I bought some Scarpa F1 boots back in 2014 and Atomic Chugachs in 2015.

Please help

DM Djongo Unchained, he’s a moderator

You’re welcome

**Djongo Unchained** · 10-07-2023, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by Brock Landers

DM Djongo Unchained, he’s a moderator

You’re welcome

Ha, this would anger me if it wasn't so absurdly funny. You're a devil dog.

On that note, have you considered joining us at the euroBBi?

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I guess it bears repeating...forum members typically frown on giving sweet gear deals to Jongs.
Why? Because for better or worse, the people who spend some time here to discuss, argue, or just be an asshole, get the benefits of their time and energy to be a part of the collective. Like most things, the insider gets the hookup. The new kid on the block goes to the back of the line and may get nothing and like it. Or not. Understandable that.

Showing up once every few years to get a deal is not enough to get ya any lovins.

Bring something to the table like Brock Landers. He brings nocturnal fishing. And stuff.

**Brock Landers** · 10-07-2023, 07:40 AM

Hah I’ll be your way the week/2 weeks before that, I can’t swing another jaunt with work

**Djongo Unchained** · 10-07-2023, 01:57 PM

Originally Posted by Brock Landers

Hah I’ll be your way the week/2 weeks before that, I can’t swing another jaunt with work

Sweet, look forward to it.

**m3e801** · 11-24-2023, 03:04 PM

Hi

**Core Shot** · 11-27-2023, 05:31 PM

Nocturnal fishing? wtf is that.

Nocturnal fisting makes sense.

**Upinsmoke** · 12-19-2023, 07:55 AM

Long time lurker here, finally worked up the courage to post!

**DeadSnow77** · 12-21-2023, 04:02 PM

Posting to say hello. Florida native, CO transplant who could never again imagine life without snow. Now if only we could get some of that snow...

**snowaddict91** · 12-21-2023, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by DeadSnow77

Posting to say hello. Florida native, CO transplant who could never again imagine life without snow. Now if only we could get some of that snow...

Are you new to Colorado?

**QuickLime** · 12-27-2023, 12:30 AM

Lurker for a bit, trying to buy some gear on the swap forum but I think there are new user protections to stop spam. Any advice? TIA

**Buzzworthy** · 12-27-2023, 09:29 PM

Yeah, contribute. Don’t just try to buy shit, that’s lame

**tgapp** · 12-27-2023, 09:34 PM

Originally Posted by QuickLime

Lurker for a bit, trying to buy some gear on the swap forum but I think there are new user protections to stop spam. Any advice? TIA

post pictures of your girlfriend's titties

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**FortySixMac** · 12-27-2023, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by Dust Rider

Been lurking here for over a decade for ski reviews. Figure I should finally join this shit show rodeo. Know a few of these maggots from skiing in the Montana & Wyoming regions for 30 years. Im old school, my hat brim is curved and no man bun here bro. Grew up skiing with ranchers, farmers and cowboys of yester year before the money defiled the interior west.

This says to me that you do actually have a man bun

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**Rasputin** · 12-27-2023, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by QuickLime

Lurker for a bit, trying to buy some gear on the swap forum but I think there are new user protections to stop spam. Any advice? TIA

My advice is post about a thousand times, including photos of climbing mountains, skiing gnarly lines off said mountains, enter into real conversations about experiences in mountain sports, or on the wide variety of non sport topics which reveals to others the mind behind the username, start funny threads in which you display a personality that people come to appreciate, go skiing or riding or fishing with others in the community, demonstrate that you are not here just to save yourself money on gear, but that you actually want to share something of value from your genuine self. Then once your user name is built to where means something to the other maggots in the community, maybe people will want to hook you up with sweet deals on gear.

**Rossymcg** · 12-28-2023, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by tgapp

post pictures of your girlfriend's titties

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I heard he was george micheal's glory hole dude, he deffo ain't got a chick

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**tgapp** · 12-28-2023, 07:22 AM

Originally Posted by Rossymcg

I heard he was george micheal's glory hole dude, he deffo ain't got a chick

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fuck me seriously? i would KILL to be George Michael's glory hole dude, maybe he can get me in

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**Buzzworthy** · 12-28-2023, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by tgapp

fuck me seriously? i would KILL to be George Michael's glory hole dude, maybe he can get me in

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WHAM!

**MakersTeleMark** · 12-29-2023, 12:10 AM

I had no idea that this was what this thread was about. I clicked on it by accident. OK, good to know.

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 12-29-2023, 08:41 AM

Originally Posted by tgapp

fuck me seriously? i would KILL to be George Michael's glory hole dude, maybe he can get me in

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Hey, I’m sorry to be the one to break it to you but George has passed on to the great glory hole in the sky

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**SV Kris** · 12-29-2023, 01:15 PM

Hello from Idaho!

**Ima gapper** · 01-03-2024, 08:02 PM

I’ll start by saying I’m a shy guy. I don’t do social media, no insta, twitter, or facebook, but I’ve been lurking here for a while now.

The information I’ve gained from this community has enriched my life in more ways than just skiing. I’ve learned about all kinds of shit here, from cooking, to wine, whiskey, and coffee, to binding mounting templates, to sex dungeons (awesome trip report tgapp) I could go on and on.

If it wasn’t for the kindness of strangers on this site I probably would not have developed the love of skiing I have. I was hooked up with cheep skis, bindings and gear when I was a dirtbag college kid, and I couldn’t be more thankful. Now that I’ve grown up and have a job I have tried to pay it forward with some freebies and kicking in some nickels to the euro scholarship.

I guess I’ll end my blog and just say this place is awesome and I plan to quit lurking and start participating more.
If I’m lucky I would love to get to ski with some of you mags in the future.

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