I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

[Art Shirk]

This one has been beat to death but I’m wondering how others have dealt with “the pillow issue.”

Last count has us up to 14 on the bed. I sleep with one. Because I have one head. She sleeps with two. By my rough math, that leaves 11 extraneous pillows that move on and off the bed each day in a room only my wife and I see for the most part.

That beautiful chair I bought for the room has become the receptical when they aren’t on the bed but even that is crap shoot as she uses it as a second closet after taking up 13/15th of our walk-in already.

If I buy some sort of storage bin, she’ll fill it and then buy more.

Who has cracked the code here?


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[Supermoon]

Sounds like she needs to invite some girlfriends over for a pillow fight

[AK47bp]

I blame those cuntstain ancient Egyptians.

I use the pillows that now festoon my bedroom floor every night to block the heating vent on the floor so my bedroom stays cold enough to sleep in. That’s all I got.

[skaredshtles]

<snipo> after taking up 13/15th of our walk-in already.

Damn - you have a *walk-in*?!?

[Core Shot]

There is no solution to the pillow fight.
Although girl on girl pillow fighting seems enticing.
Then you end up polyamorous open relationship with even more pillows.

Just accept it. Men will never understand. Pillows are the crack cocaine of female existence .

[subtle plague]

Damn - you have a *walk-in*?!?

I was more impressed by the exact use of 15ths.

[Art Shirk]

So I’m well and truly fucked. I’ll think about the accumulated days of my life moving pillows when I’m on my death bed (likely full of pillows). It will be the final irony.


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[skaredshtles]

I was more impressed by the exact use of 15ths.

I laffed.

[riser4]

I sleep with 5 pillows. 1.5 under my head, one between my ankles, one between my lower legs and knees, and one I wrap my arm around and hug to my torso. I tried some body pillows and the multiple pillow route is more adjustable. What annoys me is when I purposefully reserve a hotel room with two queen beds so that I can have enough pillows and they upgrade me to a king. Gee, thanks asshole. Now send up some extra pillows. 1st world problems.

[frorider]

Wut

[Touring_Sedan]

I sleep with 5 pillows. 1.5 under my head, one between my ankles, one between my lower legs and knees, and one I wrap my arm around and hug to my torso. I tried some body pillows and the multiple pillow route is more adjustable. What annoys me is when I purposefully reserve a hotel room with two queen beds so that I can have enough pillows and they upgrade me to a king. Gee, thanks asshole. Now send up some extra pillows. 1st world problems.

How many pillows does your husband use?

[Core Shot]

I was more impressed by the exact use of 15ths.

I let it go. Easy math. The walk in is 3x5
15 squares.
She already has 13
13/15ths
Flex brother. Demand more walk in closet space.
Demand less pillows. Oh wait. Nevermind. Surrender to the pillow wars. They can’t be won

PS. I don’t have any idea what riser is doing humping pillows all night. He might even be a pillow biter.

But this man angst is about useless decorative pillows. Much like the decorative towels you’re not supposed to wipe your hands upon after using the decorative soap that’s not supposed to get wet.

[bennymac]

[frorider]

So I’m well and truly fucked. I’ll think about the accumulated days of my life moving pillows when I’m on my death bed (likely full of pillows). It will be the final irony.


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Have you tried shit on the door handle?

[Art Shirk]

Have you tried shit on the door handle?

I did and she got mad and bought another timeshare.


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[AK47bp]

And what’s the deal with women and time shares? I mean come on.

Got into some brawls with the wife when we used to go on vacation and she made me attend a timeshare thing. Wanted to write a $30k check on the spot to “get in on it”

That was, and may be, the only fight I’ve ever won. She doesn’t ask anymore or even bring it up ever.

[PB]

You should bring up to remind her of her ........ never mind.

[riser4]

How many pillows does your husband use?

None. I don't have a husband. I have a wife. She uses three pillows when she's sleeping. But nice try at a mildly offensive joke that questions my manhood because I use a bunch of pillows. What I do have are back problems and a very difficult time sleeping on my back.

[Touring_Sedan]

None. I don't have a husband. I have a wife. She uses three pillows when she's sleeping. But nice try at a mildly offensive joke that questions my manhood because I use a bunch of pillows. What I do have are back problems and a very difficult time sleeping on my back.

This is TGR, if you want a politically correct response that isn't offensive to octogenarians I suggest you try Truth Social.

[frorider]

Paging Greg at AZ….white courtesy phone please

[riser4]

This is TGR, if you want a politically correct response that isn't offensive to octogenarians I suggest you try Truth Social.

TRG is also the place where multiple old farts have posted about using body pillows, knee pillows, etc for back pain.

[skaredshtles]

TRG is also the place where multiple old farts have posted about using body pillows, knee pillows, etc for back pain.

I feel seen.

[bennymac]

Pillow Talk jongs

[MakersTeleMark]

I have a friend that recently admitted to me that she has a timeshare. This was in the context of a list of things she wants to take care of in her life this year. That, and apparently she is still married to some dude from year's back.

[old goat]

We tried a my pillow once. Sent it back. This was before we knew what a fuckwad Lindell is, and anyway, my wife did it, not me.
I am partial to feather pillows. I sleep fine on any kind of pillow but I just like the way feathers feel.