Small Victory of the Day - NSFW

[Mofro261]

Jerked off five times today cause I was bored and it was cold out

Vibes- since you chose the "small" victories thread to share to that

[fastfred]

Every day is a small victory you bitches. Death is fucking scary

[Cruiser]

Fredd-o wins another thread. I'm not sure what his tally is but there's gotta be a lotta notches in that belt

[buttahflake]

Prolly should change his handle to fatfred

[fastfred]

Prolly should change his handle to fatfred

You stupid slut do you know where I just shredded som single track I swear you posted a photo of you riding some retirement community trail in Florida the other day faggot fuck off I'm in hevan right now and it ain't some shit hole it's paradise I got permission tomorrow to tresspass on private property and i couldn't be more stoked for what lays ahead yeah a spit up blood and made a mess while riding today but that's the shit I've been delt and I do my best fuck off pussy

[buttahflake]

You stupid slut do you know where I just shredded som single track I swear you posted a photo of you riding some retirement community trail in Florida the other day faggot fuck off I'm in hevan right now and it ain't some shit hole it's paradise I got permission tomorrow to tresspass on private property and i couldn't be more stoked for what lays ahead yeah a spit up a gallon of cum and made a mess while riding today but that's the shit I've been delt and I do my best fuck off pussy

Hit a nerve did I? Have another drink, you drunk loser. Take multiple laps fat-ass.
Edit: fixed it for you fatty

[Toadman]

Yesterday, I got the renewal notice for my SiriusXM subscription.
Decided it wasn’t worth $276 per year
Contacted them to cancel
They offered to renew for $73/yr
I said OK

Good job! I have the lifetime subscription. Technically it's not lifetime. Just no fees for the life of 3 radios. On radio number 2.

[CarlMega]

You stupid slut do you know where I just shredded som single track I swear you posted a photo of you riding some retirement community trail in Florida the other day faggot fuck off I'm in hevan right now and it ain't some shit hole it's paradise I got permission tomorrow to tresspass on private property and i couldn't be more stoked for what lays ahead yeah a spit up blood and made a mess while riding today but that's the shit I've been delt and I do my best fuck off pussy

Savage. This was the response I heard in my head. Roughly the same misspellings. Psychic. Can we call that a small victory?

[byates1]

Butter is crackhead thin. NH cigarette boy. Mounts rental parabolics in Londonderry for 12.50 an hour. Nordic skis in the rain around bare patches. Finally makes a couple groomer runs in February. He's skied Alta 30 years ago so watch out.

[buttahflake]

All the fat mouth breathers are chiming in, this is great, this is great.

[byates1]

I've trimmed down butcake. I'll ski you into the ground cig boy. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

[buttahflake]

I’ve never smoked a cigarette, how is it? I’ve also never smoked pole, how is it? Down to two chins now? Good for you! And no, you won’t ever be a better skier than I.
Take a lap

[byates1]

I was born a better skier than you pussy.

[buttahflake]

Speaking of pussy, have you ever seen one on a real live woman? I think not. Have fun jerking off all winter in yer smelly camper van!

[byates1]

The ho's are in the van butcake. Been doing ok, 7-10 a year or so.

I'll make sure to get your sister in the van and send you the ass to mouth vids. You'll be stoked.

[byates1]

Let's get out on the hill, I'll run you over like a freight train hitting a Yaris.

[buttahflake]

Yeah right, 7-10 a year. You are so full of shit. Women don’t like you it’s plain to see. You can quit now. We all know you have no game.

[byates1]

100% truth. 3 in the last 6 weeks. Blowy mainly. Tinder match. Works.

Hey I skied LCC 20 years ago, I ripped. Want to hear about it?

[byates1]

I'll stop in your shop this January w some Rossi cuts. Hopefully you've got some sweet 8 din rental clamps for me. See you soon.

[TBS]

^^^While you’re at it swing into VT and get a pow skiing lesson from Bushwacka at Stowe(?)

If you’re lucky he will show you the steepest tree run in the known galaxy, as well as how to ski it with releasable pole straps.

He has a standing offer to pay for anyone’s pass who can ski those trees of doom

[byates1]

And for the Trifecta I could head into king ravine fully armed dropping heavy lines and battling wolves.

[TBS]

We expect a detailed trip report

[LongShortLong]

Today I rolled a kayak. Flat water. I tried to roll 6 times, and succeeded 6 times. One time my foot fell off the peg and I came partway out of the seat - and I grabbed the coaming, reseated myself while upside down, and still rolled up. Water was very cold or I would have tried a few more.

I've been working up to this for a couple months. Practicing edging and braces and sculls and hip flicks, etc. Trying it on dryland, shallow water, etc. Had rolled up 6 times total before today, but with a terrible success rate. Pretty sure I would have succeeded far sooner with warm water and hip pads.

[Obstruction]

Jerked off five times today cause I was bored and it was cold out

Woulda thought you’d put it back in your pants if it was that cold out.

[Timberridge]

This thread just went to 11.

Could be the highlight of my morning.