Flight to ATL yesterday lands without issue and before the plane is done taxing to the gate a group of passengers from steerage stand up, open the overhead bins grab their bags and book it to the front of the plane where they were met by the flight attendants telling them to go sit back down right by us in Comfort +.
They start hyper-explaining that they don't want to miss their connection and need to get off first. OK says the attendant, when is your connection? 3pm, international to the DR.
It's 1:45 when this happened.
Attendant asks them again to sit down and they still persisted that they couldn't risk missing their connection in an hour and fifteen minutes from then.
Then the lady sitting in the window seat in my row gets up and says "I'm on that flight too and I need to get off first so I don't miss my connection" and then she proceeds to stand on her seat, kind of squished between the ceiling and the armrest and proceeds to start to make her way over the person in the middle and towards me.
"SIT DOWN MA'AM"
She looked like someone just shit in her Cheerios and slowly sat back down.
The group that bum-rushed the front started slowly retreating back to their seats and the attendant made an announcement to the plane that if anyone is not making a connection, please remain seated so that those with one can exit first.
We pull up to the gate and of course once the seatbelt light went off the entire plane stood up and flooded the aisle.
The group from the back found themselves right back next to me and the woman in our aisle was now forcing her way past the guy in the middle seat and me only to end up jammed in the aisle with everyone else and her ass in my face as I remained sitting. She started to get agitated at everyone in her way and started loudly telling people to sit down as she tried to force her way to the overhead bins a row behind us where her bag was. She was met with some not so kind remarks as we all knew exactly how much time she had to make her connection. This went on for the next 10 minutes until everyone around our row was able to walk and deplane.
I saw this lady run down the jetway when she got off. The kicker? Guess who I saw in line at Chick Fil A as I was casually strolling down the concourse (C) 10 minutes later? Guess where International is? (F). Guess who wasn't in that big of a hurry but was a self important freak? Her.
Man, the flying public is something else.
I still call it The Jake.
I think they should board and deboard based on vibes. Self important business traveler? Sorry back of the line pal.
Karen haircut? Guess who’s getting bumped.
15 shopping bags as your personal item? Straight to jail.
This has come up before, but all those in the Aisle have a duty to regulate!
You get up and take a half step towards the rear of the plane and block everyone behind you. You allow space for your fellow aisle seat in the same row to sort out their business. If anyone in your row has luggage in the overhead behind, you shepard that up to them. You let everyone in your row exit and then follow them out.
In no uncertain terms expecting announcements from the cabin staff will anyone behind you exit prior to your whole row. Enforcement is your job. They should give it in the safety briefing just like they do to the exit row.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I'm not so concerned about losing a gate-checked bag (although it can happen) as I am about getting the hell out of the airport and not having to wait at the fucking baggage carousel if I don't have to.
Direct flights and the kind of gate check where they give it back to you on the jetway are money.
Interesting how the phrase YMMV is so accurate here. I have never had any issue gate checking, never spent more than a few extra minutes at the baggage carousel nor do I find those minutes onerous, and the bonus of a) not having to queue up to make sure I get overhead space, and b) to be able to be rid of my roller bag for the rest of the airport travel, is infinitely worth those 5 minutes extra I must spend at the carousel. Obviously, hope I am not jinxing myself, but never had any issue in many flights over the years.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Ok, well, have fun mooing in the cattle line as you make sure you acquire your precious overhead bin space!
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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