Utahrdia in the news today

[Woodsy]

Since we don't have an Idahtucky thread gonna put My hell yeahs to put Bundys narcissistic ass in jail here

[Woodsy]

It's tempting to say Provo guy got what he had coming, but really pretty sad that his miserable life came to this abrupt end.

The victimtude started early
" poor guy"

https://twitter.com/JWhitebread1/sta...PP8C52D7Q&s=19

[The AD]

He was a really sweet guy...who just happened to have an arsenal in his house and wanted to take out the president.

[riser4]

His high powered stuff on quick release clips.

https://twitter.com/grey_obelisk/sta...AhpkcFP_XoA3tQ

Let me get this straight, to get that stuff off the wall in a hurry one has to undo not one but two buckles, at the same time, thus requiring two hands to avoid dropping it? Pass.

[skaredshtles]

Let me get this straight, to get that stuff off the wall in a hurry one has to undo not one but two buckles, at the same time, thus requiring two hands to avoid dropping it? Pass.

Those sure looks secure...

[Dantheman]

He was a really sweet guy...who just happened to have an arsenal in his house and wanted to take out the president.

Someone wrote a really nice eulogy about the guy in Enoch who murdered his entire family.

[Meconium]

Apparently odometer fraud is still relevant. Guy in the middle looks slightly concerned.

[beaterdit]

Porter Rockell Jacob Hamblin??? Named after Brigham Young's enforcer. JFC if that ain't the most Utah thing ever.

[MarsB]

I mean, he's no Jadyn, Cadynne or Braedynn.

[Touring_Sedan]

Someone wrote a really nice eulogy about the guy in Enoch who murdered his entire family.

Here's the "Statement" the family sent us....


"Official Statement of the Family of Craig D. Robertson Family

We, the family of Craig Deeluew Robertson, are shocked and devastated by the senseless and tragic killing of our beloved father and brother, and we fervently mourn the loss of a good and decent man.

The Craig Robertson we knew was a kind and generous person who was always willing to assist another in need, even when advanced age, limited mobility, and other physical challenges made it more difficult and painful for him to do so. He often used his expert woodworking skills to craft beautiful and creative items for others, including toys such as sleighs, rocking horses, and bubble gum dispensers for the children of friends and neighbors at Christmas time. He was active in his local church congregation and loved the Lord Jesus Christ with all his heart. He was a devoted dog lover all his life, and he lavished his animals with love and affection. He was a lover of history and an avid reader of every kind of book. In his younger years, he was a sportsman and hunter. He was a firearm enthusiast, collector and gunsmith, who staunchly supported the constitutionally protected right to keep and bear arms for the purposes of providing food and protection for his family and home. As a safety inspector in the steel industry, he worked diligently and conscientiously to safeguard the lives and well-being of untold thousands who would use, and benefit from, the numerous industrial and public works projects he was responsible for during the course of a decades-long career.

Craig loved this country with all his heart. He saw it as a God-inspired and God-blessed land of liberty. He was understandably frustrated and distraught by the present and on-going erosions to our constitutionally protected freedoms and the rights of free citizens wrought by what he, and many others in this nation, observed to be a corrupt and overreaching government. As an elderly–and largely homebound–man, there was very little he could do but exercise his First Amendment right to free speech and voice his protest in what has become the public square of our age–the internet and social media. Though his statements were intemperate at times, he has never, and would never, commit any act of violence against another human being over a political or philosophical disagreement.

As our family processes the grief and pain of our loss, we would have it be known that we hold no personal animosity towards those individuals who took part in the ill-fated events of the morning of August 9, 2023, which resulted in Craig’s death. We ask that the media and public respect our family members' privacy and give us the time and space needed to come to terms with the sad tragedy of these events."

[The AD]

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2023/08/...out-provo-man/

Despite having occasionally joked about Robertson’s likelihood of dying of suicide by cop, Maunder “never thought it would actually happen."

Well, shit.

Again, pretty sad he had to go out like this.

[Meconium]

Fuck that guy, no sympathy. He said what he said and came and pointed his weapon. World is a better place with that corpse six feet under.

[CarlMega]

He said what he said and came and pointed his weapon.

I hear a lot of rhetoric around how you need to be armed to 'take on the government... gone rogue' or whatnot. Turns out, even if you are armed to a pathological level like this clown, your fucking around is going to get found out in short order. tldr; rambo fantasies are delusional and nonsense.

[Boissal]

Porter Rockell Jacob Hamblin??? Named after Brigham Young's enforcer. JFC if that ain't the most Utah thing ever.

Was gonna say, that kid was destined to a life of mischief with names like that, and the only way to make it more UT would have been to spell it Poh-Arthur Roakwhale Jaykehobbe Aambelin...

[skaredshtles]

<snip> only way to make it more UT would have been to spell it Poh-Arthur Roakwhale Jaykehobbe Aambelin...

[jackattack]

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2023/08/...out-provo-man/


Well, shit.

Again, pretty sad he had to go out like this.

“And I’m sorry this happened. It breaks my heart. But you know what, he’s with his wife now.”

Jesus Christ, Mormons are wacky beyond comprehension.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvyTuAHM...RlODBiNWFlZA==

[MultiVerse]

According to the Trib they were divorced in 1986 so lucky her there's no escape, just a 37 year layover on the way to eternity.

[Buzzworthy]

“And I’m sorry this happened. It breaks my heart. But you know what, he’s with his wife now.”

Jesus Christ, Mormons are wacky beyond comprehension.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvyTuAHM...RlODBiNWFlZA==

They’re lunatics. All of them.

[TBS]

Bet she’s ecstatic she now gets to spend eternity on some distant planet with him…

ETA - multiverse beat me to it

[Johnny H]

Heck, what’s 37 years on the way to eternity? Agree with Buzz, these people are total lunatics. Talk about a different reality!

[riser4]

On brand? https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/12/polit...ile/index.html

[digitaldeath]

It's tempting to say Provo guy got what he had coming, but really pretty sad that his miserable life came to this abrupt end.

The cult demands your fealty and eventually your death


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[digitaldeath]

The fat man from Provo’s basement looks like how that one dude I skied with at the bird describes his home and basement. Apologies can’t recall his name but me, him and skifishbum flashed grams of trees in the trees


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[m2711c]

“And I’m sorry this happened. It breaks my heart. But you know what, he’s with his wife now.”

Jesus Christ, Mormons are wacky beyond comprehension.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CvyTuAHM...RlODBiNWFlZA==

the wife that divorced him 37 years ago? yeah, she gotta be psyched ta see that dude again....

[beaterdit]

Was gonna say, that kid was destined to a life of mischief with names like that, and the only way to make it more UT would have been to spell it Poh-Arthur Roakwhale Jaykehobbe Aambelin...

Ooof!