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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. 06-30-2023, 06:39 PM #55101
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post

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    That tip of that seat needs a condom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    That tip of that seat needs a condom.
    No way. Id love to be that seat at that exact moment. Without a condom.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    No way. Id love to be that seat at that exact moment. Without a condom.
    I was only expressing my concern at preserving its virginity. As for you assertion and aspiration to 'put-in-inside' unwrapped I'd have to say "I can't blame you"
    Last edited by Kenny Satch; 06-30-2023 at 07:02 PM. Reason: Catch "virginity" I meant integrity
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    She looks clean
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    She looks clean
    Looks yes but it needs a closer inspection.
    This is why
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    I'd rather be a Gynecologist than an Urologist
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    I think the fact that that Schwinn Orange Crate had a banana seat is apropos here.
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    That appears to be a legit road bike. I wonder if she can actually ride it or if it's like those nekked chicks posing in the snow with skis they've never used..
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    After some reflection i'm wonder if that seat has a fresh smell or has that sweaty raw fish stank that never passes that 3 finger smell test.
    You know. 2 fingers to spread the lips and the middle finger to dip in for that nonchalant whiff test before any tongue action is to be considered. Anything that allows the finger to get within 2 inches of the nose is IME is AOK. Perhaps smelling that seat might be just as good without the need to find some sink to wash your hand if the whiff test goes really bad.
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    Jebus, Kenny; who the fuck are you dating?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Jebus, Kenny; who the fuck are you dating?
    I laughed.
    Used to do a lot of women.
    Since marriage I'm all talk no action now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Jebus, Kenny; who the fuck are you dating?
    Obviously, he was dating women who went for very long, very hot and sweaty, nude bike rides while possibly on their periods.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    IME, it's not the seat on a Stingray but the sissy bar that can turn a girl into a woman. And that's all I have to say about that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Obviously, he was dating women who went for very long, very hot and sweaty, nude bike rides while possibly on their periods.
    Toronto's Lakeshore Blvd., bike and rollerblade path was where I met most of my moist sweaty hot ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Toronto's Lakeshore Blvd., bike and rollerblade path was where I met most of my moist sweaty hot ladies.
    They’re going to get moist and sweaty anyway, why not skip the warm up


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    Quote Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn View Post
    They’re going to get moist and sweaty anyway, why not skip the warm up


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    Good point but a fit women can for hours.
    Besides a sweaty women that doesn't stink is something special. Didn't always happen but when it did wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Jebus, Kenny; who the fuck are you dating?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Besides a sweaty women that doesn't stink is something special. Didn't always happen but when it did wow.
    Vegetarian women taste best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muffcabbage View Post
    Vegetarian women taste best.
    Username checks out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Since marriage I'm all talk no action now.
    +++vibes+++
    Wait, how can we trust this guy^^^ He's clearly not DJSapp
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    Quote Originally Posted by pfluffenmeister View Post
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    He likes the fish.
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    I’m certain all of our partners are highly relieved that the men here never, ever, have rotten stinking junk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Muffcabbage View Post
    Vegetarian women taste best.
    Yes and no.
    I find the ones that ate well or avoided fast/junk food were very tasty. Then again it also comes down to good hygiene.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cisco Kid View Post
    IME, it's not the seat on a Stingray but the sissy bar that can turn a girl into a woman.
    Or the stick shift
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