Missing Titanic Submersible

[mcski]

[gaijin]

For here am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
The planet Earth is blue and there's nothing left to do

Chris Hadfield's rendition of that song is, in my opinion, the greatest music video of all time.

[bw_wp_hedonism]

I'm glad that participation in death sports has expanded past French extreme athletes to filthy rich billionaires.

The French comment made me think of this:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran...20a%20wearable

(At least, it happened in France).

[subtle plague]

you make your point as delicately as ever

WHAT IF IT'S THE TRUTH?

[benk]

Portland bar keeping it tasteless

[jackattack]

Portland bar keeping it tasteless

I think the proletariat have earned the right to take a shot at the bourgeoisie.

[benk]

I think the proletariat have earned the right to take a shot at the bourgeoisie.

I don’t disagree but when it’s done to get money, feels a little backwards

[jackattack]

I don’t disagree but when it’s done to get money, feels a little backwards

Lol. They’re literally The Workers Tap; worker owned and operated, shared profits. As if the billionaires would have done anything differently. Are you criticizing the “news” outlets for running this story continuously and profiting on the viewership? Fuck off! It’s capitalist gold!

[rideit]

Portland bar keeping it tasteless

Ironically, they were likely all 100% dead before any of their tissue got wet.

[benk]

Lol. They’re literally The Workers Tap; worker owned and operated, shared profits. As if the billionaires would have done anything differently. Are you criticizing the “news” outlets for running this story continuously and profiting on the viewership? Fuck off! It’s capitalist gold!

I chuckle at the jabs in this thread and still feel like this ad is a bit shallow, that’s all. Never said anything about news making money off news

[jackattack]

Ironically, they were likely all 100% dead before any of their tissue got wet.

does being liquified count as getting wet?

[rideit]

This is a valid question.

[lowsparkco]

I’m guessing it’s not the worst way to go, imploding, that is.

Rather not have 48 hours to think about what it’s going to feel like. Probably pretty solemn in there splitting up those last couple sandwiches.

[Muffcabbage]

The CBS clip goes into that a little bit. They mention it during the first part of the excursion when the sea was too rough to launch the sub. They had already gone through $1 million in fuel for the tender ship which would make the trip a money loser for Ocean Gate.

It was financial suicide. Got it.

Somewhere, a billionaire widow weeps..........................................or does she?

[subtle plague]

This is a valid question.

Isn't it more a solid assumption?

[sb]

Used submarine for sale

Slight damage, pick up only

Crew not included

[Mustonen]

Isn't it more a solid assumption?

I thought it was dry humor.

[ticketchecker]

Apparently the Titan was the only manned submersible that assesses the integrity of its structure by diving deeper and seeing what happens, had a built in fuck around and find out feature

[JimmyCarter]

does being liquified count as getting wet?

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

[buttahflake]

They Might be Giants are way underrated

[Bunion 2020]

Ironically, they were likely all 100% dead before any of their tissue got wet.

Reporter asking if the Coast Guard could recover the remains. What remains can you find after a 2000 PSI implosion? Teeth?

[subtle plague]

I thought it was dry humor.

A slipery slope towards rock bottom ?

[Mustonen]

Well now you’re all wet. Suffice to say these guys are in the soup.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Reporter asking if the Coast Guard could recover the remains. What remains can you find after a 2000 PSI implosion? Teeth?

Old joke about drowned wife and crabs comes to mind here.

[El Chupacabra]

Used submarine for sale

Slight damage, pick up only

Crew not included

"Ran when parked."