Missing Titanic Submersible

[AK47bp]

it ain't gay when you're underway

It’s all pink on the inside.

[m2711c]

e tickets is best tickets….




absolute fact.

[Cisco Kid]

Classic heuristic trap. Familiarity, Consistency, Acceptance, The Expert Halo, Social Facilitation, and Scarcity.

[EWG]

This is a great thread. I've been pretty busy today and was wondering what the hell was going on with this submersible thing. Was gonna have to google it but found out everything I needed to know in 5 minutes by reading the thread. Once again, there is no news source better than TGR.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

6,000 psi, fucking 400 atmospheres.

calculator says a 1/2" hole at 13,000 feet will flow 100 gallons a minute in a jet that can cut a body in half.

[EWG]

calculator says a 1/2" hole at 13,000 feet will flow 100 gallons a minute in a jet that can cut a body in half.

I'm almost certain you and I own different calculators as I'm not seeing any of those buttons on mine.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

I'm almost certain you and I own different calculators as I'm not seeing any of those buttons on mine.

Online calculators are the shit. Anyone else remember thumbing through the machinist's handbook to figure this crap out?

[cat in january]

I have been in Alvin from woods hole on land and used to know some of the guys who worked it. Standard joke for newbies during their first dives when the condensation starts dripping inside was to say, “oh no that’s not supposed to happen”

[JimmyCarter]

calculator says a 1/2" hole at 13,000 feet will flow 100 gallons a minute in a jet that can cut a body in half.

Google “Byford Dolphin”

[garyfromterrace]

Would be shitty if the modifications for a toilet led to a hull failure…

Ha! Cue rim shot...


...sorry.

[mcphee]

https://twitter.com/fnpmarieoh/statu...1DxJySe39w9Rbg

I love to kit out my submersible with camping world gear

[dunfree]

Online calculators are the shit. Anyone else remember thumbing through the machinist's handbook to figure this crap out?

the weird things in machinery’s handbook were not related to vivisection for me


is there that much liability risk for maritime passenger carriers? Aren’t things there capped? White Star line paid out $430 (then) per Titanic death and not sure much has changed

[Rideski]

What are the odds if they ran into a sharp chunk of metal on the Titanic and imploded?

[bennymac]

I doubt there’s anything left of the titanic that wouldn’t turn to dust if touched

(but I’m not a billionaire homemade sub integrity expert)

[mud]

Maybe all those future dystopian movies got it wrong and instead of the poors fighting each other for entertainment it’s billionaires dying in spectacular ways.

[BmillsSkier]

Google “Byford Dolphin”

[Meconium]

Leonardo DiCaprio pulled it inside the ship to try to impress some old rich man or swing a blowjob.

[dunfree]

I doubt there’s anything left of the titanic that wouldn’t turn to dust if touched

(but I’m not a billionaire homemade sub integrity expert)

there’s lots of pre-1945 ships getting salvaged for the steel
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...w2-2023-05-29/

[m2711c]

Shelley Winters would know what to do in a situation like this, no doubt…

[Pope Shredaddictine]

Jack's shit has probably decomposed by now.

Given the very low temps and oxygen content--no. Anyway, isn't shit already decomposed to begin with?

Plenty of hungry critters down there who would relish the chance.



Personally I think it'd be honor to be devoured by crabs at the bottom of the sea.

[bennymac]

there’s lots of pre-1945 ships getting salvaged for the steel

Any copper wiring in there I can grab?

[BmillsSkier]

Any copper wiring in there I can grab?

There’s meth tweakers at the bottom of the ocean?

[dunfree]

Any copper wiring in there I can grab?

probably some real copper pennys and nickel nickels too!

[dunfree]

There’s meth tweakers at the bottom of the ocean?

for some reason I will now associate this with the David Byrne voice from “Once In A Lifetime”

[Mazderati]

Maybe all those future dystopian movies got it wrong and instead of the poors fighting each other for entertainment it’s billionaires dying in spectacular ways.

Doesn't sound so dystopian.