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    This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
    They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

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    "Hey man, I've only got two performances. I've got brim down, brim up."
    The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Jemima Brown: I'm serious, that's really my name... Jemima Brown, my mother was hooked on being ethnic.
    Jonathan Hemlock: Or else turned on by a pancake. As long as we both agree that it's to much for a black chick to have the name of Jemima.
    Loved that flick.

    “I don’t think people would forget you if your name was Alfred”

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    It was in an interview regarding the media not a movie but I find myself thinking it often. “Don’t believe everything you read and only half of what you see. “ Or another take, there are three sides to every story, yours, mine, and the truth.

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    Not much a quote but Dirty Harry saying "Marvelous"

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    "I've killed women and children. I've killed everything that walks or crawls at one time or another."--William Munny, Unforgiven

    But the true, timeless line that I've probably recited 100 times at work is, "A man's got to know his limitations."--Dirty Harry, Magnum Force

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    "All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    But the true, timeless line that I've probably recited 100 times at work is, "A man's got to know his limitations."--Dirty Harry, Magnum Force
    words to live by
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    Outlaw Joey Wales exchange with Ten Bears is one my favourites.

    Josie Wales : I came here to die with you. Or to live with you. Dying ain't so hard for men like you and me. It's living that's hard when all you've ever cared about has been butchered or raped. Governments don't live together - people live together. With governments, you don't always get a fair word or a fair fight. Well, I've come here to give you either one or get either one from you. I came here like this so you'll know my word of death is true, and my word of life is then true. The bear lives here, the wolf, the antelope, the Comanche. And so will we. Now we'll only hunt what we need to live on, same as the Comanche does. And every spring, when the grass turns green, and the Comanche moves north, you can rest here in peace, butcher some of our cattle, and jerk beef for the journey. The sign of the Comanche, that will be on our lodge. That's my word of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by counterfeitfake View Post
    "Deserve's got nothing to do with it."
    This is the winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by flatlander#2 View Post
    Somehow I don't think his best lines have been in movies...
    I'm gonna jump on my Norton, and ride into town. Have a sandwich or something.




    Clint is 94 now. This could be his last one, releasing 10/30/24



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Not much a quote but Dirty Harry saying "Marvelous"
    https://youtu.be/9rcIJIWqYmo


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    I always liked this from Josey Wales. Eastwood does the setup:

    Josey Wales: When I get to likin’ someone, they ain’t around long.
    Lone Watie: I notice when you get to dislikin’ someone they ain’t around for long neither.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fomofo View Post
    Clint is 94 now. This could be his last one, releasing 10/30/24



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    The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.

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    Right turn, clyde…



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    Could stealurface on flakka take out Clyde?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    No. Clyde ain’t no unsophisticated gorilla from deep in the jungle. He’s A highly intelligent orangutan that has lived among humans for a very long time, studying our ways and learning our weaknesses. He’s been training for this inter-species title fight his whole life. He’ll let the kid have his flakka, as he enjoys the flavor profile it adds to the blood of his vanquished opponents…



    fact. .

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    No offense to the young man but Clyde would make a flaka pancake out of stealsurface
    Last edited by Brownski; 12-18-2024 at 04:56 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    Right turn, clyde…


    My dad loved those movies.

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    There’s nothing like a nice piece of hickory- The Preacher


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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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