That’s it...it’s time to play G.O.T.O.S.

[riser4]

Pros have the mop handy AF. Gotta keep that black paint cleaned and shiny.

Let's get real though: whatsup with those giant tongs hanging off the back corner?

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Turd tongs.

[twat]

Good one from yesterday. This guy had pretty much everything on board

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I can see him slaying vampires with the axe.

[muted reborn]

Nice variety of GOTOS vehicles together randomly, one of them is mine but I would def enjoy owning a few other ones here. Desert season is coming up quick!

[Norseman]

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[twat]

Nice variety of GOTOS vehicles together randomly, one of them is mine but I would def enjoy owning a few other ones here. Desert season is coming up quick!

Hope the yellow VW bus is yours.

[simple]

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/...588824111.html

Pretty stealth build which hurts it's gear on the outside.

Gives an understanding of how much all this bolt on shit costs

[babybear]

I saw this vehicle today and the license plate is what first caught my eye. But then I also noticed the sharpened wooden stakes attached to the roof rack. Are they trying to brag about their vampire slaying? How many points for those?

[CarlMega]

https://denver.craigslist.org/cto/d/...588824111.html

Pretty stealth build which hurts it's gear on the outside.

Dude is killing his bro-props potential. Everyone is going to think he's at risk of running out of condiments.

[evdog]

Gives an understanding of how much all this bolt on shit costs

"Hi-Lift 48" Extreme jack w/ inbed mount. ($170+)" Never used!!!

Poor fucker, also gives an idea on the astronomical amount he spent on shit that he never used.

[Name Redacted]

"Hi-Lift 48" Extreme jack w/ inbed mount. ($170+)" Never used!!!

Poor fucker, also gives an idea on the astronomical amount he spent on shit that he never used.

How many times have most people used their avalanche transceiver for what it is actually intended for?

[benk]

How many times have most people used their avalanche transceiver for what it is actually intended for?

100% of the time

[riser4]

100% of the time

ABB.

[JimmyCarter]

https://www.yankodesign.com/2023/02/...ig-youll-ride/

Your favorite terrorist groups’ favorite overlander!

[bobz]

Ladder? Check.
Snorkel? Check.
Whatever's in those roof boxes that won't fit in the gigantic van? Check.
Parked in the COMPACT CAR PARKING ONLY area? (yes, this whole rather tight section of the lot, multiple signs) Check!

[MakersTeleMark]

I've never seen a snorkel on a sprinter. That thing would be dead in the water way before the intake got flooded. They are remarkably incapable vehicles. Watching van lifers get stuck is great fun. Then they make a coffee and get on their phones for a simple tug, or perhaps to learn to lower their tire pressure.

[bodywhomper]

[El Chupacabra]

#vanlife #homewhereyouparkit #alpinemeadows

[muted reborn]

That thing would be dead in the water way before the intake got flooded.

Agreed. I have seen a sprinter with a #dorkel near my work (parked in the Pit Viper parking lot) and always thought, what fucking river in Utah are they crossing in a jacked up Sprinter, whose air filter is located roughly chest/head high under the hood, where they need the extra reach of a dorkel? Answer: nowhere. Unless there is a colorado river crossing I'm unaware of, ha. I've only driven across the Fremont, Muddy and Dirty Devil, but I'd love to know more river crossings though for personal 'research', AFAIK there aren't many around. Maybe on the Dirty Devil a steep approach angle on the east side would require a dorkel, on a big year, but that would be a terrifying crossing in a Sprinter if the river is flowing big.

[This End Up]

I saw this vehicle today and the license plate is what first caught my eye. But then I also noticed the sharpened wooden stakes attached to the roof rack. Are they trying to brag about their vampire slaying? How many points for those?

In the rest of Wyoming those are fence posts, but in Jackson they are definitely vampire killers.

[unitofstuff]

Agreed. I have seen a sprinter with a #dorkel near my work (parked in the Pit Viper parking lot) and always thought, what fucking river in Utah are they crossing in a jacked up Sprinter, whose air filter is located roughly chest/head high under the hood, where they need the extra reach of a dorkel? Answer: nowhere. Unless there is a colorado river crossing I'm unaware of, ha. I've only driven across the Fremont, Muddy and Dirty Devil, but I'd love to know more river crossings though for personal 'research', AFAIK there aren't many around. Maybe on the Dirty Devil a steep approach angle on the east side would require a dorkel, on a big year, but that would be a terrifying crossing in a Sprinter if the river is flowing big.

People will claim that snorkels are good for getting the intake above the dust, but I rarely see them with pre-cleaners or cyclonic filters that would really make it effective. I’ve never had a snorkel and have driven in groups in moon dust areas and never had an issue. I might go as far as to pull the filter and knock the extra dust off it before getting on the road back home.

[subtle plague]

The first worthy German contender.
All Brand New, not a scratch. Sprinter. Deer death lights wheel and stuff on the back.
Sprinter snorkel!
And all in central Europe where it us forbidden or impossible to OVRland ( see ads on it).

[subtle plague]

Shit i forgot the Pic:

[riser4]

Shit i forgot the Pic:

Dieter has got himself one heck of a status symbol.

[chicken feathers]

one of my favorites

[MarsB]

More JOTOS than GOTOS