Mega jillions

[MontuckyFried]

It's too bad VW sold it's A319 after the diesel gate fiasco, they could have picked us up at a hub. A bunch of internet characters doing an RS6 group buy after winning a large lottery would be great publicity for them, commercial/ad worthy. I would expect a discount as well and perhaps a nice numbered dash plaque.

As fun as that would be, I'm going full incognito mode after we win. Outside of this group of course. I don't even want my family to know. As far as they're concerned, daddy just got a baller new job is all, and an RS6 just came as part of the hiring package that I so shrewdly negotiated. TOTAL coincidence a bunch of ski friends happened to show up in Germany at the same time. They don't have to know any of that, though. "Hey kids. Daddy's going on a quick business trip to Frankfurt. Got some contracts to negotiate. See you all in a couple weeks."

[BmillsSkier]

It's too bad VW sold it's A319 after the diesel gate fiasco, they could have picked us up at a hub. A bunch of internet characters doing an RS6 group buy after winning a large lottery would be great publicity for them, commercial/ad worthy. I would expect a discount as well and perhaps a nice numbered dash plaque.

Now this is goals.

And here we have RS6 Avant build 024/100 where the owner requested a badge delete with the exception of a chrome "You Steve?" on the decklid.

[ColMan]

PP sent earlier this morning. In!

[nest]

In! Thanks again dude

[Rideski]

Jillions 1.13.23
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Danno
Core Shit
BobMc
uglymoney
BmillsSkier
ex-powderbroker
BASINBEATER
Just Looking
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Teleee -thanks for the gum
Alembical
Not DJSapp and the maggots gonna win the mega millions"
Buzzworthy wants his corvette!
Liv2ski, in it to win.
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byates1
PowderPig
Criscam
Gepeto"
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yeahman
powpig
Present tense"
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New Audi Van"
riser4
MontuckyFried
2FUNKY
Up an down
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Garbowski
yonder_river
Dan_pdx
Cantdog
RS6 buyers group
ColMan
Duffman
Party Time
Alpinord
nest

[MontuckyFried]

HA! I love that somebody's handle was "RS6 buyers group." Just the good luck charm we needed.

For peak TGR mega jillions cred, what about a group buy on a bullfighting arena?

[Duffman]

So the plan is all fly to Germany to pick up the RS6`s, then an obnoxious caravan drive into the Alps, followed by apres Hookers and Blow? Am I getting this right?

[liv2ski]

I really like the way Duffman has this planned out.

[pepperdawg]

For peak TGR mega jillions cred, what about a group buy on a bullfighting arena?

Yes - but only if midgets vs lions fight in it.

[bagtagley]

Roughly 75 entrants? That’s $9.66 million each. Or, $866,666 each per year for 20 years with the annuity. I’m gonna go ahead and assume that I’m one of only a couple weirdos that would opt for the annuity.

[riser4]

Now this is goals.

And here we have RS6 Avant build 024/100 where the owner requested a badge delete with the exception of a chrome "You Steve?" on the decklid.

Steve who?

[Buzzworthy]

Roughly 75 entrants? That’s $9.66 million each. Or, $866,666 each per year for 20 years with the annuity. I’m gonna go ahead and assume that I’m one of only a couple weirdos that would opt for the annuity.

Weirdo here, raises hand.

[liv2ski]

Yup, me too, but I think it is paid out over 30 years

[Duffman]

Yup, me too, but I think it is paid out over 30 years

Screw the annuity. Always worse.in the long run. Unless you have a raging Hookers and Blow problem ........



Ok, how does the annuity work again.

[MontuckyFried]

Roughly 75 entrants? That’s $9.66 million each. Or, $866,666 each per year for 20 years with the annuity. I’m gonna go ahead and assume that I’m one of only a couple weirdos that would opt for the annuity.

Weirdo here, raises hand.

Weirdo here too. I would absolutely go for the annuity given the choice. A steady income of nearly a mil a year (or even half that) would be incredible. That way, when I blow my wad on my car quiver and go broke, I can get a second chance at stupidity when that next paycheck rolls around. Or just treat it like it's a REALLY good paycheck and actually be smart with the bucks. Again, that's what I'd tell the wife, family and friends. I'd totally do fake business, lease an office to commute to, the works. Haha.

[Core Shot]

. They don't have to know any of that, though. "Hey kids. Daddy's going on a quick business trip to Frankfurt. Got some contracts to negotiate. See you all in a couple weeks."

Heh

[jerlane]

Weirdo here too. I would absolutely go for the annuity given the choice. A steady income of nearly a mil a year (or even half that) would be incredible. That way, when I blow my wad on my car quiver and go broke, I can get a second chance at stupidity when that next paycheck rolls around. Or just treat it like it's a REALLY good paycheck and actually be smart with the bucks. Again, that's what I'd tell the wife, family and friends. I'd totally do fake business, lease an office to commute to, the works. Haha.

Open a "fakery?" I'd go for that size annuity as well. Don't trust myself!

[basinbeater]

If i recall, rules were posted early on in the thread, and i don't think they have changed.

From mazderati post 11 in the thread...

TGR Rules of the Pool

Lump sum option with equal split

Computer-generated ticket numbers

PayPal $2.00 (only) for one ticket (only) by 6:00 PM ET Friday

I'll buy and email pictures of the tickets to the email address linked to your Paypal account by 10:00 PM ET Friday so everyone can play along

Include your TGR handle in the payment notes so there is something to cross-reference if needed




Don't fire up the confuser with talk of annuities and other bullshit.

[riser4]

If i recall, rules were posted early on in the thread, and i don't think they have changed.

From mazderati post 11 in the thread...

TGR Rules of the Pool

Lump sum option with equal split

Computer-generated ticket numbers

PayPal $2.00 (only) for one ticket (only) by 6:00 PM ET Friday

I'll buy and email pictures of the tickets to the email address linked to your Paypal account by 10:00 PM ET Friday so everyone can play along

Include your TGR handle in the payment notes so there is something to cross-reference if needed




Don't fire up the confuser with talk of annuities and other bullshit.

Right? Rules are rules.

But if I were to hit it by myself....

[MontuckyFried]

Right? Rules are rules.

But if I were to hit it by myself....

Yeah. Exactly. NOT suggesting rideski does anything differently than he is. That would be a complete PITA to deal with annuitized payouts and all that anyway. But yeah, if it was me, and only me (not a hundred internet randos), I'd absolutely go the annuity route. Rulez is rulez tho. And NOBODY'S gonna be complaining about an instant multimillion dollar payout.

[Duffman]

Yeah. Exactly. NOT suggesting rideski does anything differently than he is. That would be a complete PITA to deal with annuitized payouts and all that anyway. But yeah, if it was me, and only me (not a hundred internet randos), I'd absolutely go the annuity route. Rulez is rulez tho. And NOBODY'S gonna be complaining about an instant multimillion dollar payout.

Exactly. We can discuss all of our brilliant investment strategies and what to do with the lump sum payment in Stuttgart while waiting for them to finish washing the RS6's. I presume for a few Euros here and there some good old fashion Bavarian beer wenches with giant Steins of pilsner could be procured to help lubricate this discussion.

[t-the-east]

I presume for a few Euros here and there some good old fashion Bavarian beer wenches with giant Steins of pilsner could be procured to help lubricate this discussion.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9z5qpyxRR-A

[ex-powderbroker]

did we get some rollover tickets for this draw? i lost interest in checking not that it matters much since tonight is the tonight!

p.sshould my yellowstone club thread go in gear swap or ski snowboard?

[MontuckyFried]

Duffman gets it!!!

[MontuckyFried]

p.sshould my yellowstone club thread go in gear swap or ski snowboard?

I dunno, but I DO know that Bunion has teh contractor access we need to sneak us in there for the impending (and incredibly) hostile takeover. Maybe he can challenge the current owners to a Chinese Downhill for the rights to the place. It's gonna get wild!