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    Kinda curious as to what kind of super top secret info MTT is in possession of that warrants not one but two neighbors spying on him for the fisa court, which to my knowledge is a judiciary and not an executive branch enforcement agency.

    But then again, what the hell do I know, I give my neighbors all kinds of info whether they want it or not.

    One of them even had the unmitigated gall to give my son her son’s electric guitar, amp and mic cause he said he didn’t want it anymore when he left for college. For free!

    We were so enraged about this aggression that my son and I baked her cookies and even hand wrote a thank you letter.

    That’ll teach em. Or maybe it won’t. And she’ll start working for the fisa court too.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Kinda curious as to what kind of super top secret info MTT is in possession of that warrants not one but two neighbors spying on him for the fisa court, which to my knowledge is a judiciary and not an executive branch enforcement agency.

    But then again, what the hell do I know, I give my neighbors all kinds of info whether they want it or not.

    One of them even had the unmitigated gall to give my son her son’s electric guitar, amp and mic cause he said he didn’t want it anymore when he left for college. For free!

    We were so enraged about this aggression that my son and I baked her cookies and even hand wrote a thank you letter.

    That’ll teach em. Or maybe it won’t. And she’ll start working for the fisa court too.
    But did you give them your phone number and have tea with her ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    But did you give them your phone number and have tea with her ?
    Oh yeah, didn’t even give them a choice. Here ya go, in your mailbox and out of my hands, no take backs!

    That little gamble was rewarded with a driveway beer. Sheesh.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Or, even better. Maybe get a lay of the land when you move from 3,000 miles away from a huge metropolis to a shitheel cowtown before knocking on my door and asking for my contact info.
    Right? No sense in letting them find out where you live

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    not one but two neighbors
    At least it's at a trailer park so the Feds won't have to spend too much on rent for all this surveilling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    At least it's at a trailer park so the Feds won't have to spend too much on rent for all this surveilling.
    Lulz

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    At least it's at a trailer park so the Feds won't have to spend too much on rent for all this surveilling.
    I believe they bought the trailers

    I’m gonna take pictures of the company logos on the trucks and post them here

    They start spending when I travel somewhere. Last time I traveled was to Utah. Ask around what a shit show that was. Ask anyone who worked at solitude
    Complete shit show
    And here were are 8 years later and my world is the same

    You someone at EBay ask ‘em. But some here already know
    I’m not fucking around here. This shit has to end
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    I believe they bought the trailers

    I’m gonna take pictures of the company logos on the trucks and post them here
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    I believe they bought the trailers

    I’m gonna take pictures of the company logos on the trucks and post them here
    Please do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post

    I’m gonna take pictures of the company logos on the trucks and post them here
    Careful, You don't want them to know that you're onto them. Shit could go south fast.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    They start spending when I travel somewhere. Last time I traveled was to Utah. Ask around what a shit show that was. Ask anyone who worked at solitude
    Complete shit show
    Federal agents followed you to Solitude? Could be worse I guess, you could have gone to Alta and got them stuck in the red snake, or worse if they are snowboarders and couldn't have tailed you on the mountain...
    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

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    Our immediate neighbors drive a Prius, so I'm assuming they're lefties. They're nice, they came and introduced themselves when we moved in and we agreed our dogs were both buttheads (they bark at each other through the fence a lot) and not to worry about it.

    Yesterday I noticed their neighbor on the other side is flying a Gadsden flag. Big eye roll, but their lawn is in good shape, so they can't be all bad, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Careful, You don't want them to know that you're onto them. Shit could go south fast.
    Go south? Dude is already surrounded by penguins AFAICT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boissal View Post
    Federal agents followed you to Solitude? Could be worse I guess, you could have gone to Alta and got them stuck in the red snake, or worse if they are snowboarders and couldn't have tailed you on the mountain...
    Funny I headed to Alta. Got a text from what appears to be maggot telling me to go to solitude. So I deverted.
    I guess they couldn’t pull it off. After that they hired professional skiers to follow around. Ask around. Everyone was at squaw valley for that one. What was her name? Again everyone knows!
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Neighbors...

    Our other neighbor, (not the wacko flag flying dude), works for the forest service and last summer there was a fire a quarter mile away. My daughter is home alone, texts us a picture of it and we text her back to get out of there, and we text our neighbors to say the same. He’s already on it and sent the helicopters with fire retardant and fire fighters to put that thing out. It wasn’t forest service jurisdiction, but he got that thing put out in about an hour.
    So we think it’s kind of cool that we share texts.
    Buttahfuck is kinda being weird for the sake of being weird.
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    Good to see as fall approaches and the Turn is coming that Buttah is still Buttah and MTT is still MTT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    Funny I headed to Alta. Got a text from what appears to be maggot telling me to go to solitude. So I deverted.
    I guess they couldn’t pull it off. After that they hired professional skiers to follow around. Ask around. Everyone was at squaw valley for that one. What was her name? Again everyone knows!
    Now my access to tgr is being fucked with

    What’s really pissing me if now
    They are fucking with my ability to get laid! When I really need it. They interfere. And I’m told laughing about it

    Just had another woman I had something set with. Texts. I Livonia Germany and what do you say you do for a living?
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Finally my tax $ being well spent.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    Now my access to tgr is being fucked with

    What’s really pissing me if now
    They are fucking with my ability to get laid! When I really need it. They interfere. And I’m told laughing about it

    Just had another woman I had something set with. Texts. I Livonia Germany and what do you say you do for a living?
    Don't think anyone's messing with your ability to get laid besides you..



    Speaking of awesome neighbors, the retired couple next to me give our dog a walk when we are all out skiing, water our plants when we are on trips and were able to get in and shut off our water when we had a water alarm go off while we were away. Glad we are friendly and not curmudgeons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Careful, You don't want them to know that you're onto them. Shit could go south fast.
    They probably are the ones who flipped his jeep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boissal View Post
    Federal agents followed you to Solitude? Could be worse I guess, you could have gone to Alta and got them stuck in the red snake, or worse if they are snowboarders and couldn't have tailed you on the mountain...
    It was funny I took Amtrak out there from Reno. They made a vacation out of it. Brought the kids

    No shit. I heard later there were questions about the receipts on many expense reports

    No shit. Needless to say none of the people who tell me this will ever come forward.

    Some of you know what I’m talking about
    This has to stop. I don’t have much left
    Open to whatever
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    I had some beef with new neighbors when I bought my place in rural Wydaho. Apparently the story got out amongst the neighborhood and people took sides. Another neighbor down the street scooped up a dead skunk with his tractor bucket and dumped it on my neighbors porch. I have to assume he took my side.

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    MTT if you do somehow find a woman willing to have sex with you she's probably just part of their plan, don't go for it whatever you do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    MTT if you do somehow find a woman willing to have sex with you she's probably just part of their plan, don't go for it whatever you do.
    That’s the spirit. Get him paranoid about?

    Who do you work for?
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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