Neighbors...

[XXX-er]

i think you should have just told them to fuck off

[Timberridge]

You're just a grumpy bitch.

[schuss]

New neighbor knocked on the door last evening as it was getting dark in the rain. This is New Hampshire, no one knocks on anyone’s door. I don’t know my other next door neighbors last name, they’re just Bill and Wendy. Never been in anyones house in the hood, northern New England is cool because no one gets in anyones else’s bidness. Her and her partner just moved from Seattle. So I hear the door and head out to look out the kitchen window and see nothing, reach into my shorts to scratch my ballz as I’m looking out the dining room window, I lock eyes with the new neighbor. Open the door and walk out into the entryway, neither one of us extended hands. Cool she wants to introduce herself. Excellent, welcome to the neighborhood. She then ask’s to exchange contact info. My wife and I, value our privacy, no Facebook, twitter, no bullshit, it’s so freaking nice. She wants to get to know us and have us over for tea, I told her straight-up, we have lived here for 20 years and have never been in anyones yard let alone house, and that we were never coming over for tea and that I hade no reason to exchange contact info with her. What say you?

As a fellow new hampsherite - sounds somewhat standard. Doesn't mean you aren't a dick though. Knowing your neighbors can be handy when you lock yourself out and need a ladder to get in an unlocked window or want someone to make sure a storm didn't cave in your roof. It costs very little to not be a curmudgeon.

[XXX-er]

how will you ever borrow a cup of sugar ?

[buttahflake]

I don’t know dude, I’m actually easy-going. I can’t stand small talk or going out to dinner or anything that has to do with sitting and talking. I will gladly go on a four hour bike ride and talk your ear off. Is it because I started smoking weed at 14? I hate doing adult shit. I mean yeah, I’m kinda of a spaz, doesn’t make me a bad guy though. They’re from fucking Seattle and somehow they ended up next door to me in a podunk cow town with a population of 3,000.

[Mazderati]

She just needed an excuse while putting a tracking device on your vehicle. Good luck finding it.

[AdironRider]

You don’t have to agree to tea but having at least a semi cordial relationship is beneficial for plenty of reasons already mentioned.

My new hood in NH is like the exact opposite, we have pot locks and the neighbors kids free range in my yard, and mine will to eventually once he can talk and I send him over to annoy someone else. I really like all this personally but was surprised about it given how NH typically is.

So maybe split the difference between stink planing and telling them to go fuck themselves and being best friends and see how it feels. You might like it when they need to bail your ass out of a jam someday.

[buttahflake]

No way a pair of old ladies are going to bale me out of a jam, it’s just not logical. I have a plow guy, who also delivers cord-wood, known him for 20 years, guy is old school New Hampshire, he can figure anything out in a pinch. All good, guy. I have riding and skiing buddies in town. We have no kids, we like it like this, wicked mellow and whatnot.

[m2711c]

If you’re constantly having to insist to everybody that you’re actually a really nice guy, maybe you just might be an asshole…

[buttahflake]

That is such a tired line of thinking, don’t you have some day-drinking to do?

[m2711c]

You sound jealous.

[buttahflake]

It’s so easy to be fat, drunk and stoopid. Keep on

[m2711c]

and tell us again how in real life you’re not actually an asshole…

go on now.

[buttahflake]

Always on my jock. Anyhow, neighbors, amirite?

[Timberridge]

They’re from fucking Seattle and somehow they ended up next door to me in a podunk cow town with a population of 3,000.

Maybe they're in the witness protection program?

[XXX-er]

A ph # is actualy a handy and practical thing, it would have taken no effort to just play along but not follow up and then they wouldn't think they live next to a miserable cunt

[buttahflake]

You would give some rando who just moved from the other side of the country your contact info? Yeah, no fucking way.

[Timberridge]

Increasing paranoia is one symptom of dementia.

[buttahflake]

Umm, more like I don’t care for nosy neighbors, but yeah whatever.

[XXX-er]

they are obviously affluent enough to live in your hood and you would know where they live

why do you have a phone # if you never give it out to people who live next door who might call and say something is happening to your house that you might be interested in knowing, mean while Amirit was able to call you from microsoft support in bangalore ?

last winter if i had the dumbass neighbors ph# I could have called her to tell her its -7 and her front door is wide open

[Timberridge]

What if you get your penis stuck in a Pivot heel piece and need her help?

[fatnslow]

New neighbor knocked on the door last evening as it was getting dark in the rain. This is New Hampshire, no one knocks on anyone’s door. I don’t know my other next door neighbors last name, they’re just Bill and Wendy. Never been in anyones house in the hood, northern New England is cool because no one gets in anyones else’s bidness. Her and her partner just moved from Seattle. So I hear the door and head out to look out the kitchen window and see nothing, reach into my shorts to scratch my ballz as I’m looking out the dining room window, I lock eyes with the new neighbor. Open the door and walk out into the entryway, neither one of us extended hands. Cool she wants to introduce herself. Excellent, welcome to the neighborhood. She then ask’s to exchange contact info. My wife and I, value our privacy, no Facebook, twitter, no bullshit, it’s so freaking nice. She wants to get to know us and have us over for tea, I told her straight-up, we have lived here for 20 years and have never been in anyones yard let alone house, and that we were never coming over for tea and that I hade no reason to exchange contact info with her. What say you?

What a piece of shit move on your part ! I'm a pretty unsocial grumpy fuck but I have all my neighbor's numbers and have received/given assistance with texts/calls.

[buttahflake]

That’s insane talk, where do you live? Northern New England prides itself on not reaching out, it’s just how it is up here.

[BmillsSkier]

Seasons must be changing up in the north country, Butters is taking on all comers right on time.

Someone knock on the door and give him a pumpkin spice latte.

[buttahflake]

Dude, I’m all about that Spice life! Laird’s Superfood Pumkin Spice creamer in my coffee and fresh made, King Arthur Pumpkin Spice muffin with breakfast.
Woot-Woot!