Drink the Depression Away Cleveland Browns Support Group

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Vibes. At least you guys have Draft Day to watch…


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[EWG]

I'm just gonna watch this on repeat 20 or 30 times today.

[BmillsSkier]

Vibes. At least you guys have Draft Day to watch…


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And we have those first round Draft Picks we can get excited for the next three years... oh, wait. Costner it is.

I'm just gonna watch this on repeat 20 or 30 times today.

I'm just gonna watch this on repeat 20 or 30 times today.

[Danno]

But the Mets are currently the best team in baseball.

Yes, but I'm a Mets fan, I know not to trust that. I'm just being set up for more heartbreak. Surely as a Browns fan you get that.

[BmillsSkier]

Yes, but I'm a Mets fan, I know not to trust that. I'm just being set up for more heartbreak. Surely as a Browns fan you get that.

Sadly, more than you may realize.

Browns 86, 87, 89

Indians 95, 97, 16

Cavs 07, 15, 17, 18

Le sigh...

[EWG]

Sadly, more than you may realize.

Browns 86, 87, 89

Indians 95, 97, 16

Cavs 07, 15, 17, 18

Le sigh...

Why did you have to bring up Mesa in 97? Shouldn't this be a safe space?

And actually let me rewrite this so people really understand how painful it all is:

Cleveland sports teams, significant heartbreak years, starting with Red Right 88:

80, 86, 87, 89, 95, 95, 97, 07, 15, 16, 17

I mean, that's some consistent spirit-breaking bullshit right there. And yes 95 is in there twice on purpose. And this list doesn't even count little shit. This is major pain like losing game 7 of the World Series because the best reliever in baseball who had barely been touched all year gives up the game winning hit, or the league MVP throws an interception while you are deep into field goal range with time running out in a playoff game when all it takes is a field goal to win, or one of the best running backs in football, who never fumbles, fumbles crossing the goal line in the closing seconds of the AFC championship game. That's the kind of shit we are talking about. You non Cleveland people have no idea.

At least we know how this Watson trade is gonna end up.

[BmillsSkier]

Why did you have to bring up Mesa in 97? Shouldn't this be a safe space?

And actually let me rewrite this so people really understand how painful it all is:

Cleveland sports teams, significant heartbreak years, starting with Red Right 88:

80, 86, 87, 89, 95, 95, 97, 07, 15, 16, 17

I mean, that's some consistent spirit-breaking bullshit right there. And yes 95 is in there twice on purpose. And this list doesn't even count little shit. This is major pain like losing game 7 of the World Series because the best reliever in baseball who had barely been touched all year gives up the game winning hit, or the league MVP throws an interception while you are deep into field goal range with time running out in a playoff game when all it takes is a field goal to win, or one of the best running backs in football, who never fumbles, fumbles crossing the goal line in the closing seconds of the AFC championship game. That's the kind of shit we are talking about. You non Cleveland people have no idea.

At least we know how this Watson trade is gonna end up.

You forgot 18 Cavs.

Sorry (ducks)

Seeing all that in print should really bring the point home on how difficult it is to be a Cleveland sports fan. I love it when some Atlantan tries to tell me how bad they've had it prior to last year's world series. GFY.

[Danno]

The Mets do have a World Series under their belt. 36 years ago.

And if you bring up Yankess' world series wins I will cut you.

[BmillsSkier]

The Mets do have a World Series under their belt. 36 years ago.

And if you bring up Yankess' world series wins I will cut you.

Duly noted.

[ticketchecker]

Dude likes him sum women

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/07/s...un-watson.html


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[Powder Ho]

Dude likes him sum women

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/07/s...un-watson.html


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Every time I think it can't get any creepier it does.
Browns fans don't deserve this.

[JimmyCarter]

Browns fans don't deserve this.

Who else could survive it though?

[dunfree]

Who else could survive it though?

if he could get plastic surgery to appear 18 again every SEC team would welcome him, as well as his ACC alma matre. Bama and Georgia fans would erect idols to him and burn apostate masseuses and Lee Corso would wear funny garb to celebrate this

[BmillsSkier]

Who else could survive it though?

I don’t know if we can.

#BRINGBACKBAKER

[JimmyCarter]

if he could get plastic surgery to appear 18 again every SEC team would welcome him, as well as his ACC alma matre. Bama and Georgia fans would erect idols to him and burn apostate masseuses and Lee Corso would wear funny garb to celebrate this

What? Good Bible Belt schools wouldn’t put up with that kind of wanton disregard for morality and objectification of women. It’s un-Christlike!

[ticketchecker]

fans would erect dildos to him and burn apostate masseuses

FIFY

Srsly tho, sorry dawg pound. This is fucked, I hope there’s an asterisk next to guaranteed in that contract


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[JimmyCarter]

I don’t know if we can.

#BRINGBACKBAKER

Baker comes back. Wins Super Bowl. Takes a deuce at midfield. Walks off into the sunset with a sixer of Busch light, one cracked open, the others dangling from the plastic rings

That’s a redemption story I would pay to see.

[Powder Ho]

Who else could survive it though?

I'm a Bills fan since the AFL. We've been through a lot.
I don't think I could deal with this.

[EWG]

Baker comes back. Wins Super Bowl. Takes a deuce at midfield. Walks off into the sunset with a sixer of Busch light, one cracked open, the others dangling from the plastic rings

That’s a redemption story I would pay to see.

Yeah me too and I’d cheer him on.

Who cares if the Browns can void the contract? It still would leave Cleveland with no first round picks for the next 2 years, no first or second round rookies coming in, and no QB at all.

#fucked

[dunfree]

Baker comes back. Wins Super Bowl. Takes a deuce at midfield. Walks off into the sunset with a sixer of Busch light, one cracked open, the others dangling from the plastic rings

That’s a redemption story I would pay to see.

I can feel the commentator dream team of TB, joe buck, and Jim nantz meltdown and it warms the cockles of my shriveled heart


At least you aren’t stuck with Kirk cousins browns fans……yet

[Mr. Mike]

Waiting for dabo to weigh in. He has been unusually quiet

[BmillsSkier]

Baker comes back. Wins Super Bowl. Takes a deuce at midfield. Walks off into the sunset with a sixer of Busch light, one cracked open, the others dangling from the plastic rings

That’s a redemption story I would pay to see.

I can feel the commentator dream team of TB, joe buck, and Jim nantz meltdown and it warms the cockles of my shriveled heart


At least you aren’t stuck with Kirk cousins browns fans……yet

This is the storyline the Browns deserve. I welcome it. I embrace it.

I just hope y’all are ready for the swift and terrible apocalypse that is bound to follow it, almost immediately thereafter.

[Danno]

Dude likes him sum women

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/07/s...un-watson.html


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But the Browns did their due diligence.

[BmillsSkier]

But the Browns did their due diligence.

As did the Falcons, Saints and others.

The Browns just have a bit more of a crazy uncle Jimmy (cf. News Radio) than any of the other lucky loser franchises. “Win-now”. Yeah, us. #facepalm.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Are there different levels of Cleveland Browns shitshows? Where does this one rank?