That’s it...it’s time to play G.O.T.O.S.

**climberevan** · 05-20-2022, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by riser4

What are, things that they want to smash through their windshield in the event of a sudden deceleration?

Ummm... Physics 101 would like a word.

I love the carcass cargo net, personally. After you slay the zombies with your serrated shovel (curiously missing here...) you have a handy place to carry them. At higher speeds blood and guts could blow onto the windshield, though. Does GOTOS have an official window squeegee?

**MakersTeleMark** · 05-20-2022, 07:25 PM

**ski-wpk** · 05-21-2022, 12:06 AM

Saw a GOTOS’ed out LR3 in a ditch on Berthoud tonight. Guy looked to be digging something out of the snow bank with his bare hands. Seems a serrated shovel would have been helpful.

**scrublover** · 05-21-2022, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by climberevan

Ummm... Physics 101 would like a word.

I love the carcass cargo net, personally. After you slay the zombies with your serrated shovel (curiously missing here...) you have a handy place to carry them. At higher speeds blood and guts could blow onto the windshield, though. Does GOTOS have an official window squeegee?

It's possible that the shovel was on the other side with the awning or whatever it is. I didn't get a pic of that side.

**mcphee** · 05-21-2022, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by climberevan

Ummm... Physics 101 would like a word.

I love the carcass cargo net, personally. After you slay the zombies with your serrated shovel (curiously missing here...) you have a handy place to carry them. At higher speeds blood and guts could blow onto the windshield, though. Does GOTOS have an official window squeegee?

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This guy needs a carcass net.

**CarlMega** · 05-21-2022, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by mcphee

This guy needs a carcass net.

At least he seems like he's in on the joke.

**allmountainsnowskating** · 05-22-2022, 09:38 AM

Question for the experts?

My sister is selling her van and is trying to choose a price for it. How much do you think she can sell it for?

It is a 1995 Dodge Ram Van 2500 with about 90k miles on it. Has a solar panel with wall outlets and is built out all "beach themed" with wood flooring, a sink, a bed, and cabinets. Very trendy interior decorating and no mechanical issues.

To fetch the highest price, she shipped it from Hawaii and is selling it beachside in Santa Cruz (or elsewhere if yall got any better ideas). She's trying to market it as surf van that's like a little piece of Hawaii.

She asked me how much I think she should sell it for, but idk nothing bout that #californiavanlife. Luckily, I know you people that do!

Thanks.

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**Conundrum** · 05-22-2022, 11:32 AM

It will be hard to determine without a pic of your sister.

**riser4** · 05-22-2022, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by Conundrum

It will be hard to determine without a pic of your sister.

This.

**Rideski** · 05-22-2022, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by scrublover

Downtown Portland, OR

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**bodywhomper** · 05-22-2022, 01:19 PM

Wrong thread?

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**riser4** · 05-22-2022, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by Rideski

FN FAL. Right arm of the free world.

**allmountainsnowskating** · 05-22-2022, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by Conundrum

It will be hard to determine without a pic of your sister.

Like, if I was can of Budweiser, she'd be a can of Bud Light. Something like this:

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**heckacali** · 05-22-2022, 08:02 PM

I wouldn't buy anything made of steel from 1995 that lived in Hawaii.

**heckacali** · 05-22-2022, 08:03 PM

As a matter of fact, I'm amazed there is enough left of it to take a picture of. Is that a current pic or from 1996?

**allmountainsnowskating** · 05-22-2022, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by heckacali

I wouldn't buy anything made of steel from 1995 that lived in Hawaii.

You're not buying it, someone in the Bay Area is

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**grinch** · 05-23-2022, 06:16 AM

Added a red and a black one to my cart. Rooftop tent approved

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CdyqZkp...d=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

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**spanky** · 05-30-2022, 10:15 AM

Why?

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**From_the_NEK** · 05-31-2022, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by spanky

Why?

Whoa! GOTOS'ed an entire extra axle on that bad boy!

**Woodsy** · 05-31-2022, 10:28 AM

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Looking out the window at the shadow of my in laws Rover as we cruised along the beach I thought:
Rack-Check
Shovel-Check
Lights-Check
Ladder Check....
gorp indeed

**riser4** · 05-31-2022, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by From_the_NEK

Whoa! GOTOS'ed an entire extra axle on that bad boy!

Is that a real axle or a Sears axle?

**Jong Lafitte** · 05-31-2022, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by riser4

Is that a real axle or a Sears axle?

My parents have a story where in the 70s they were driving down the freeway and some guys hood scoop/cover blew off at speed and revealed only a glue outline on a regular full, intact hood.

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**Soups** · 05-31-2022, 12:02 PM

The FB overlords have been watching me check this thread. This thing keeps popping up in my FB ads, $350 folding shovel and it fucking doesnt even have those cool teeth!...

https://dmoscollective.com/products/...hovel-cerakote