Quest for the Least Reliable Vehicle for MontuckyFried

[Ted Striker]

That looks fun. Practical and ridiculous at the same time.

[skiskiskiskiski]

How about a Geo?

https://pensacola.craigslist.org/cto...447288731.html

Geos are cheap and reliable. Opposite of what the OP wants.

[gravitylover]

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[MontuckyFried]

Dang. Too bad the whole bottom is rusting out of this thing or Id be half tempted. Would be rad to have a classic Volvo:
https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/...463950987.html

Here are pics: https://drive.google.com/drive/folde...QM?usp=sharing


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[Touring_Sedan]

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Yeah, there's nooooo possible way that's a scam.

[Touring_Sedan]

Dang. Too bad the whole bottom is rusting out of this thing or Id be half tempted. Would be rad to have a classic Volvo:
https://austin.craigslist.org/cto/d/...463950987.html

Here are pics: https://drive.google.com/drive/folde...QM?usp=sharing


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Jesus.... Why the fuck do people spend that much money on the mechanicals when the rust is out of control?

[Ted Striker]

Fred Flintstone special

[MontuckyFried]

Jesus.... Why the fuck do people spend that much money on the mechanicals when the rust is out of control?

That's what I was wondering! WTF? And dude's smoking crack with that price considering the rust.

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[skaredshtles]

That's what I was wondering! WTF? And dude's smoking crack with that price considering the rust.

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Meanwhile... people in Michigan are saying, "That rust ain't so bad."

[Aldo]

Used to keep a piece of linoleum across the missing back floor on the old 70 144 it allowed backseat passengers to not have to drag feet on pavement- but it wasn’t totally covering holes there was still room to drop your empties …


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[El Chupacabra]

How about this 1989 Jaguar XJS coupe, V12:

https://reno.craigslist.org/cto/d/re...464658412.html

[skaredshtles]

How about this 1989 Jaguar XJS coupe, V12:

https://reno.craigslist.org/cto/d/re...464658412.html

Aw... hell, yeah. This is MontuckyFried's Holy Grail.

DO IT!

[El Chupacabra]

It looks to be in excellent condition for the body and interior, and very low miles. So it's just the simple matter of baselining fluids and making sure all the electrical and rubber bits are holding up. Should be a snap!

[BmillsSkier]

It looks to be in excellent condition for the body and interior, and very low miles. So it's just the simple matter of baselining fluids and making sure all the electrical and rubber bits are holding up. Should be a snap!

If anything screams "snap!" in the car world it's a 1989 Jag with a V-12 that hasn't ran in 15 years.

[MontuckyFried]

Aw... hell, yeah. This is MontuckyFried's Holy Grail.

DO IT!

Ha. Looks wise, totally. Having driven a few of them though... meh. They're ok. Driving one a few times was enough to get it out of my system.

Plus, you know the old adage. Better have enough money for 2 of those, as one will always be in the shop. And that was when they were NEW! Haha. Perfect for the spirit of this thread, though. Beautifully unreliable.

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[The Suit]

I wasn't sure which car thread to put this in...

A few things to know before stealing my 914

[Jong Lafitte]

914 reminds me: has a Fiero been considered? Maybe too reliable.


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[El Chupacabra]

914 reminds me: has a Fiero been considered? Maybe too reliable.


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A Fiero with a stupid engine swap would be a good fit. Not the LS that should be in there, but something weird, like a 911 turbo.

[Jong Lafitte]

2.2 cosworth twin turbo.


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[mcphee]

Ha. Looks wise, totally. Having driven a few of them though... meh. They're ok. Driving one a few times was enough to get it out of my system.

Plus, you know the old adage. Better have enough money for 2 of those, as one will always be in the shop. And that was when they were NEW! Haha. Perfect for the spirit of this thread, though. Beautifully unreliable.

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Cut the cats off and let that V12 exhale. Double your horsepower instantly.

[Touring_Sedan]

A Fiero with a stupid engine swap would be a good fit. Not the LS that should be in there, but something weird, like a 911 turbo.

That's not a "stupid" engine swap for a Fiero.

This is.

[El Chupacabra]

That's not a "stupid" engine swap for a Fiero.

This is.

Yes!!!

[Jong Lafitte]

Ha! Though that’s quite like an LS, no? The GM small block 32v. Dope!!


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[El Chupacabra]

Ha! Though that’s quite like an LS, no? The GM small block 32v. Dope!!


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Only in that it's a GM V8, otherwise, not much like a pushrod LS. Northstar engines were DOHC, aluminum, complicated for their era.

They were known to be unreliable - IIRC head gasket failures were on a level that a Subaru owner would find familiar.

[Jong Lafitte]

Oh right DOHC etc.. Funny they had to fuck with things. Too bad. My buddy’s folks had an STS and an ETC with north stars and those motors had pull. They didn’t keep them into high miles tho. FWD iirc though, kinda a drag.


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