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  1. 01-18-2022, 11:16 AM #2201
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
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    AC, were you the one with the car accident? How are you doing?
    DTM was in a car accident in our truck with our son, not me if that's what you're referring to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by altachic View Post
    DTM was in a car accident in our truck with our son, not me if that's what you're referring to.
    I had my knee replaced so if you're asking how that horrific surgery went, it's been AWESOME! Skiing more now than the last 5-6 years combined.
    Ullr also accepts picts of surgically repaired knees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by altachic View Post
    DTM was in a car accident in our truck with our son, not me if that's what you're referring to.
    I had my knee replaced so if you're asking how that horrific surgery went, it's been AWESOME! Skiing more now than the last 5-6 years combined.
    Nah, I guess it’s someone else
    There was a story of some mag’s SO where the car was parked at a trailhead, then rolled backwards over her, no cell service, heavy recovery process
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Nah, I guess it’s someone else
    There was a story of some mag’s SO where the car was parked at a trailhead, then rolled backwards over her, no cell service, heavy recovery process
    You're thinking of goldenboy. And I'm blanking on his wife's aliai.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Nah, I guess it’s someone else
    There was a story of some mag’s SO where the car was parked at a trailhead, then rolled backwards over her, no cell service, heavy recovery process
    That was Brittnay.
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    Ffs I wish this thread would get back on track. Ullr is punishing us with the second week of high pressure and it looks to continue into next week.
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    Cat ski trip Feb 6th. May have to risk my marriage here soon and dig something up.


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    Altachic posted some carefully selected words in this thread and I saw snowflakes.

    Coincidence? I think not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John_B View Post
    You're thinking of goldenboy. And I'm blanking on his wife's aliai.
    Mtbkskierchick, though there may be some more vowels and consonants in there.
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    and you're waiting for what?

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    Cat ski trip Feb 6th. May have to risk my marriage here soon and dig something up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    and you're waiting for what?
    A miracle, considering the 10 day forecast (though laughably inaccurate) looks high and dry.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    A miracle, considering the 10 day forecast (though laughably inaccurate) looks high and dry.


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    I don’t think you understood how this works. First you post, THEN the forecast changes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Ffs I wish this thread would get back on track. Ullr is punishing us with the second week of high pressure and it looks to continue into next week.
    Change your attitude and ullr will be pleased.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Ffs I wish this thread would get back on track. Ullr is punishing us with the second week of high pressure and it looks to continue into next week.
    So post up a dick pic.


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    Quote Originally Posted by uglymoney View Post
    Altachic posted some carefully selected words in this thread and I saw snowflakes.

    Coincidence? I think not.

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    Indeed I did. Maybe next time I won't be so subtle. Too bad PhuNk doesn't come around here anymore to remind us all of those crazy awesome days
    you sketchy character, you
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    Quote Originally Posted by altachic View Post
    Indeed I did. Maybe next time I won't be so subtle. Too bad PhuNk doesn't come around here anymore to remind us all of those crazy awesome days
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    Quote Originally Posted by altachic View Post
    Too bad PhuNk doesn't come around here anymore to remind us all of those crazy awesome days
    still a few of us around to remember.....
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    Hiya phUnky, how 'bout a reach around?
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    Please please work. Looks like it could deliver just in time before mega high pressure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by el hefe View Post
    Please please work. Looks like it could deliver just in time before mega high pressure.

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    It’s working!!!

    I now see a snowflake of hope, wasn’t there before the Hefe post.

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